What's the least cool car ever

[BRMMA]

The coolest car ever thread brought up some great choices, but for as many cool cars as there have been there has been many more uncool cars, but which is the worst? which one makes you cringe at the thought of being seen in?

for me a White Khan'd up Range Rover is about as bad as it gets or perhaps any small CC like the 206, Colt, Micra etc

[Camoradi]

F430?

[skyrover]

to get the ball rolling

[hman]

G - WIZ

[Andehh]

Hateful things, always driven by needing to feel different.

[Risotto]

Hi!

[powerstroke]

Audi VW post 2000

[sparkyhx]

most convertables

Ssangyong odious

Fiat Multipla (the three abreast one)

ALL current Fiats except the 500 (not the new XL etc monstrosities)

Edited by sparkyhx on Tuesday 7th January 16:24

[B17NNS]

The Metro was pretty fking uncool.

[PistonSmegs]

A Citroen Picasso!

[B3ALP]

[Dave Hedgehog]

anything by/badged :

BL
MG
Vauxhall

[Vladimir]

No no no no. An uncool car THINKS it's cool but isn't.

Like this:



Or this:



Or thinks it's sporty but isn't:

[Inertiatic]

None of the obvious

Something like a bottom of the range Beemer or Merc with a private plate.

Or X1/3/5/6 or the Audi equivalent

Something being a good car doesn't make it cool :-)

[Futuramic]

I've never, ever seen anyone even remotely cool driving one of these. Owned by car bores who do 'track work' (lol) and wear bobble hats, raincoats and technical trousers. Anything that marks one out as a 'serious road user' instantly becomes uncool.

And before anyone claims they have great handling or whatever - they do, but that doesn't equate to coolness.

[James P]

Suzuki X-90

[interloper]

Futuramic said:

I've never, ever seen anyone even remotely cool driving one of these.

Maybe they are too busy enjoying them selves to look "cool"? You do realise this is a car enthusiast web site?

[P1H]

Any Citroen made in the last 10 years.

[lufbramatt]

Suzuki alto. My sister in law has one, the thing has no redeeming features whatsoever apart from no-one gives a st about it so it's great as a tip car.

Vauxhall Agila. I can see no reason why this car exists.

[tannedstamina]

Any BMW that isn't a M car with M badges on it.