'Funny' window stickers

'Funny' window stickers

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sutts

904 posts

150 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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stevesingo

4,861 posts

224 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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HA ha, leave me alone.

giblet

8,884 posts

179 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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MrBrightSi said:
Oh god, someone else who knows of monkeydust.

This program gave me plenty of sleepless nights with the sheer darkness of its comedy.
By his own admission he spent his days fiddling on the roof.

I remember watching Monkey Dust when it first aired on BBC Three, it is still one of the funniest and darkest things I have ever seen. I have the old episodes on a hard drive somewhere, must dig them out and watch them again for the millionth time.

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

257 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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giblet said:
MrBrightSi said:
Oh god, someone else who knows of monkeydust.

This program gave me plenty of sleepless nights with the sheer darkness of its comedy.
By his own admission he spent his days fiddling on the roof.

I remember watching Monkey Dust when it first aired on BBC Three, it is still one of the funniest and darkest things I have ever seen. I have the old episodes on a hard drive somewhere, must dig them out and watch them again for the millionth time.
I love it!

"I only said I did it so they'd take the truncheon out me bum!"

Wacky Racer

38,351 posts

249 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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aka_kerrly said:
Robb F said:
Wacky Racer said:
"My car may be a bucket of st, but it's paid for and in front of you"
I never understand that sticker. Everyone's car is paid for and it's in front of me because we're in traffic.
It's most likely a dig at all the people who have cars on finance/pcp/lease but claim that they "own" a new car compared to those of us who may "only" have a 5+ year old car but at least it is bought and paid for!
This ^^^

giblet

8,884 posts

179 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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TheHeretic said:
I love it!

"I only said I did it so they'd take the truncheon out me bum!"
Daddy?


















Daddy??

otolith

56,743 posts

206 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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aka_kerrly said:
Robb F said:
Wacky Racer said:
"My car may be a bucket of st, but it's paid for and in front of you"
I never understand that sticker. Everyone's car is paid for and it's in front of me because we're in traffic.
It's most likely a dig at all the people who have cars on finance/pcp/lease but claim that they "own" a new car compared to those of us who may "only" have a 5+ year old car but at least it is bought and paid for!
I wonder if they have another sticker saying "This house may be a sthole, but it's not mine, it's the bank's"?

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

257 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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giblet said:
Daddy?


















Daddy??
hehe Comedy genius!

Vron

2,532 posts

211 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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otolith said:
aka_kerrly said:
Robb F said:
Wacky Racer said:
"My car may be a bucket of st, but it's paid for and in front of you"
I never understand that sticker. Everyone's car is paid for and it's in front of me because we're in traffic.
It's most likely a dig at all the people who have cars on finance/pcp/lease but claim that they "own" a new car compared to those of us who may "only" have a 5+ year old car but at least it is bought and paid for!
I wonder if they have another sticker saying "This house may be a sthole, but it's not mine, it's the bank's"?
biggrin

B'stard Child

28,556 posts

248 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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stevesingo said:
Any window sticker which states some kind of tribal allegiance to a football team is funny.

"Your in my Heart, Your in my sole", No I'm not! fk off!
"You'll Never Walk Alone", No, but a sad fk who has a st sticker in his car will. Sad bd!

And particularly annoying when your are queuing in miles of traffic on match day when every other car has one occupant and a fking retarded football team sticker. Selfish bds. Get the bus, car share, or just simply get a fking life and allow those who need to use the road network use it without having to stare at your st sticker for hours whilst you and you fellow tribe members jostle to get to the the ground to watch 22 overpaid, under educated, poorly behaved children chase a bag of air around some grass.

stheads
5/10 - actually a good effort

georgejoshington

401 posts

164 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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Often see this wonderful example at my local Tesco, always parked in the same space.

I believe the tortoise sticker has wording to the effect of 'the closer you get, the slower i'll go'.

Edit: Tortoise sticker actually says 'Attention: I drive at the speed limit'.



Edited by georgejoshington on Monday 18th February 19:41

GTIAlex

1,935 posts

168 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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Not on the window but...



Owner thought he/she would leave both front doors open for full effect as well.

P Nuts

1,209 posts

141 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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Theres a 4x4 around the corner from me with "One Wife, Leave It"
Thats how its done.

crispyshark

1,262 posts

147 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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g3org3y said:
crispyshark said:
Sorry to be a pedant but that's not what it says in the wiki article.

'Now considered' and 'mistakenly' are 2 different things.

Whether you agree with it/like it or not it was a moding/tuning thing a few years ago and lets face it it's hardly plastered everywhere.

It doesn't cause me offence and i'm really not sure why people are getting their knickers in a twist about the sticker. It's obvious what it mocks, leave it at that. The guy isn't driving around with Jimmy Saville on his window (the bear with the condoms is in poor tast imho)!
Thanks, I think! Although I hasten to add, the 'Spunk' is a packet of sweets not condoms (now that would be a little odd)!!!

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Hoping I got the cut and paste right on this one, bloody fiddly on a flypad! Anyhow, I was mistaken on the sweets/condom thing, still not to my taste but you fill your boots sir! smile

ash5

28 posts

150 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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essayer said:
"Four doors for more wes" made me chuckle
i have one of those getmecoat

egor110

16,955 posts

205 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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stevesingo said:
egor110 said:
So how do you rate your journey more important? If they've paid for tax/insurance then why should they take public transport?

If you know traffic's going to be a mare on match day why not travel some other time?
I can't travel any other time as the business I have is at a fixed time like wise with my car share partners.

Why is my journey more important? It is a necessity for me, where as 40000 people watching 22 men chase a ball whilst abusing the authority figures and each other is not what I would consider a necessity.

egor110 said:
Quite funny your slating them for being tribe members when your on a motoring forum which some might describe as a tribe.
I see Pistonheads as more of a pub/cafe/social club where you don't have to pay for the drink and you can choose to ignore those who you don't agree with.
Interesting, so would you tarr all live sporting events such as rugby, horse racing, f1, and all large music events with the same brush or is it just football? Afterall there all going to cause traffic disruption to the locals.

stuttgartmetal

8,111 posts

218 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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I this van's a rockin, don't come a knockin.


Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside.

My absolute favourite, twenty years ago on an 89 Black Ford Sierra Cosworth.
In the back window.



SEEEEEYA.

B'stard Child

28,556 posts

248 months

Monday 18th February 2013
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stuttgartmetal said:
My absolute favourite, twenty years ago on an 89 Black Ford Sierra Cosworth.
In the back window.

SEEEEEYA.
I remember on the back of a PH'rs car numberplate was "limited to 377bhp - please pass"

jetskiadam

17 posts

150 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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Two memorable ones from the mid to late ninties,

a "No dogs or fat chicks" sunstrip across the top of the windscreen, and "wankley Thermonobular Ejaculation" in the back window of my mates brown A reg mk1 Astra 5 door 1300S. He swore blind the S was for sport, not st...

Jenx

11,579 posts

244 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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Dr Interceptor said:
Anyone here got an MX-5?

My mate that put it on the back of his Porsche GT2 for Le mans last year smile