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007 VXR

64,187 posts

189 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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Leptons said:
I had to google what a mono was. I thought it was a geeks slang for Monaro at first. That could work.

OP is 'different'.
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Satanael

Original Poster:

355 posts

129 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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Vaud

50,929 posts

157 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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Satanael, do you ANY connection to Mono at all?

Disastrous

10,107 posts

219 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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Reminds me a bit of a Sinclair C5 in profile like that.

Major Fallout

5,278 posts

233 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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I would quite like to see him in a Bentley Brooklands.

The 2 door Bentley that time forgot.

Its perfect its classy, its built to cross contents and have you relaxed ready to fight after a days drive, lots of room for baddys in the boot, comes with a cocktail cabinet.

Plus its so big and heavy it would make for a good car chase, you wouldn't get the problem of bonds car outclassing the bad guys in terms of speed.

Nothing worse than bond supposedly an amazing driver that can't get away from a landrover in his Aston.

Really an Alfa Romeo 159 full of bad guys and guns can keep up with a DBS??

Cotty

39,735 posts

286 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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Major Fallout said:
Really an Alfa Romeo 159 full of bad guys and guns can keep up with a DBS??
Was it a Granada full of bad guys chasing the Lotus in The Spy Who Loved me?

ali_kat

31,999 posts

223 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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Bill said:
Cubby et al have occasionally chosen some right duffers for Bond's car in the past (Z3 anyone) but they have mostly been stylish and cool.

A Mono is neither.
Oi!

Z3 is not a duffer!!

Cotty

39,735 posts

286 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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ali_kat said:
Oi!

Z3 is not a duffer!!
hehe

ali_kat

31,999 posts

223 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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Satanael said:
I have this little problem with your theory.

You say that you are a Bond fan & yet think of all these stupid cars that he should have driven iyho, including a mono.

However, it is perfectly evident to any true Bond fan that a) you are not a fan, b) you haven't read &/ understood the books, c) you do not understand the films & d) do not realise that this is a villains car, not one of a hero.

otolith

56,742 posts

206 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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ali_kat said:
Oi!

Z3 is not a duffer!!
"BETTER DROWNED THAN DUFFERS IF NOT DUFFERS WON'T DROWN"


007 VXR

64,187 posts

189 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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ali_kat said:
Satanael said:
this is a villains car, not one of a hero.
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ali_kat

31,999 posts

223 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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PB can't drive a stick shift, not the cars fault!!!

samdale

2,860 posts

186 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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Given new cars the closest I can think of would be an F-type , though maybe a bit small(edit: you could probably fit enough gadgets in an XF...). Bad guys would be getting away with the girl as hostage in the back of an E63 or similar.

Edited by samdale on Tuesday 21st January 13:04

snowen250

1,090 posts

185 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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OP

You have totally mis-understood who and what Bond is.

He is the English gentleman spy. Well bred, well educated. Suit wearing. Well spoken type who while he does tend to kill people, is largely polite and wouldn't look out of place at a Golf Club. A country club or maybe, just maybe, a casino.

His cars follow that trend (largely) Bentleys in the books. Astons in the film. He only goes for the more er, esoteric when he has too (2CV, that one with a bus in and I don't count the Z3 as he only drives it for 2 minutes and the one with the Z8 in it is just st anyway) They should be the automotive equivalent of a stately home. powered by a rocket.

Not a fking F3 car with bodywork. One seat. and no roof. Where is his girl going to sit? It looks stupid and is hardly elegant.

Something like mission impossible yes. Bond? No. Just no. Ever. No. Stop it. You're wasting time. And do you really have that badge on the back of your Porsche? Seriously?

Dave Hedgehog

14,630 posts

206 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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Talkwrench said:
WHY DOESN'T BOND DRIVE A MONO ?????

Simple.
Because he has style.... and he's not a nob.
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PanzerCommander

5,026 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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You may find Bond driving something like the mono if he has no choice (i.e. an escape attempt, or his own car destroyed) or is a specifically designed vehicle for a mission (like the Little Nellie Gyro Copter for instance) but it is not a “Bond Car” imho, it can't be It has no room for:

Gadgets (where are the missiles, flares and machine guns, etc going to go),
Protection, an open cockpit means no protection from enemy bullets,
unconscious baddie in the boot (for later interrogation),
no room to store close combat weapons and other vital bits and bobs,
his suit and hair will be in less than pristine order when he arrives at a destination,
and most importantly has no room for a Bond Girl.

The Aston has all those qualities covered, it also looks good and adds to the image of Bond. Its British built, sure it’s not the fastest and most capable car available but it just works, it has the ability to be brash and outspoken or if you are in a more well to do establishment, slip under the radar without being too low key.

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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Another PH thread that has turned out well for the OP.

But in true PH style the OP knows he is right and everyone else just 'doesn't get it'. wink

Cotty

39,735 posts

286 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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PanzerCommander said:
You may find Bond driving something like the mono if he has no choice (i.e. an escape attempt, or his own car destroyed) or is a specifically designed vehicle for a mission (like the Little Nellie Gyro Copter for instance) but it is not a “Bond Car” imho, it can't be It has no room for:

Gadgets (where are the missiles, flares and machine guns, etc going to go),
Protection, an open cockpit means no protection from enemy bullets,
.
I don't think a windscreen helped his wife in On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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RizzoTheRat

25,382 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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snowen250 said:
OP
They should be the automotive equivalent of a stately home. powered by a rocket.
Great description and spot on.


Cotty said:
I don't think a windscreen helped his wife in On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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If he'd had a mono she wouldn't have been in the car with him, and therefore would still be alive, in which case Bond would likely have hung up his Walther and have settled down and had a couple of kids by now. I mean lets be honest, who the hell would go out on risky missions when they had Dianna Rigg sitting at home waiting for them!

Matt Harper

6,651 posts

203 months

Tuesday 21st January 2014
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You're not Neil Briggs are you, OP?