Newbie here - who thinks he knows everything
Discussion
"...but scameras outside schools are fine etc etc..."
"Show us your 'Best plane emerging from a cloud while simultaneously creating sonic boom hoops which wasn't 'shop'd in any way but we'll argue about it for six pages' pics"
"The 'I've just spotted a Pagani/Bugatti/Lambo/SLR parked down the street in my arse-end of nowhere village and I bet it belongs to...' thread.
That VXR copper fella - can't remember his name - who is ALWAYS on duty!!
But wa'do I know..?!
"Show us your 'Best plane emerging from a cloud while simultaneously creating sonic boom hoops which wasn't 'shop'd in any way but we'll argue about it for six pages' pics"
"The 'I've just spotted a Pagani/Bugatti/Lambo/SLR parked down the street in my arse-end of nowhere village and I bet it belongs to...' thread.
That VXR copper fella - can't remember his name - who is ALWAYS on duty!!
But wa'do I know..?!
CBR JGWRR said:
LuS1fer said:
As we speak, ten PH-ers are putting "Edderhead" into Google. Twenty more are trying to work out how a Canadian deer can type. Thirty more didn't understand the post.
First 
Bit late maybe, but...
ArsE92 said:
CBR JGWRR said:
LuS1fer said:
As we speak, ten PH-ers are putting "Edderhead" into Google. Twenty more are trying to work out how a Canadian deer can type. Thirty more didn't understand the post.
First Bit late maybe, but...
ArsE82 said:
Tea Cakes Beer said:
ArsE92 said:
How the frigs did you come across this thread, over 2 years later?
I found it. And I've only just started.Is it a good sign?
Drawn to the word newbie in a sort of trance, I was.
I must stop doing that
Fort Jefferson said:
Edderhead said:
I have been studying the PH site closely as a lurker.
As far as i can tell :
There was a man with a 335d Remapped who thought it was the best thing since slided bread - espcially whe comes to 997's and M5's. DXB was his plate and username. Also 335diesel got a ribbing for similar antics.
Custard test - this is a test to see if the OP is real or car is real by putting a tin of Birds custard within a posted photo.
300bhp/ton - always adds to 'what-car-threads' with american nonsense and BL bilge, much to the amusement of others.
Lindylops - i think we both know!
A man on here changed his RS4 to a Corsa VXR and LIKED it!
Everyone thinks a new poster is a troll
Everyone worships MX-5's, E36 328i Sport's, E30 M3's and 944's
Every track car should be a Mk2 Golf GTi or an E30 325i
People like to link youtube videos, that have been pea-roasted again, and again and again.
Speeling and Gramer police on duty at all times
pilchardthecat not yet being exposed as a troll despite endless posts and the fact he drives
a 4-cylinder diesel BMW which means he is dull, tight and has no imagination.
Everyone complains when newbies dont have cars on there profiles - chiefly because they
want bait to insult them.
People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.
Mods locking everything that hurts their feelings.
Cheers
The Moose
You forgot the people who always quote the whole of the first post to reply.As far as i can tell :
There was a man with a 335d Remapped who thought it was the best thing since slided bread - espcially whe comes to 997's and M5's. DXB was his plate and username. Also 335diesel got a ribbing for similar antics.
Custard test - this is a test to see if the OP is real or car is real by putting a tin of Birds custard within a posted photo.
300bhp/ton - always adds to 'what-car-threads' with american nonsense and BL bilge, much to the amusement of others.
Lindylops - i think we both know!
A man on here changed his RS4 to a Corsa VXR and LIKED it!
Everyone thinks a new poster is a troll
Everyone worships MX-5's, E36 328i Sport's, E30 M3's and 944's
Every track car should be a Mk2 Golf GTi or an E30 325i
People like to link youtube videos, that have been pea-roasted again, and again and again.
Speeling and Gramer police on duty at all times
pilchardthecat not yet being exposed as a troll despite endless posts and the fact he drives
a 4-cylinder diesel BMW which means he is dull, tight and has no imagination.
Everyone complains when newbies dont have cars on there profiles - chiefly because they
want bait to insult them.
People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.
Mods locking everything that hurts their feelings.
Cheers
The Moose
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