Mr. James May 'keeps it real'
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Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Oy, knock it off with the smut about Lucy. She's not here to defend herself, so, er, I gotta do it on her behalf in a chivalrous way, and that.
So...just bugger off, she's mine godammit!
So...just bugger off, she's mine godammit!
Seriously, you know Pinder? Tell her that Uncle Soovy has a special place in his games room for her.......
Edited by Soovy on Friday 8th October 16:51
Greenwich Ross said:
cml said:
Keith Chegwin
I cannot believe Keith Chegwin is the most mentioned 'celebrity' in this thread. He really must put himself about.Espeically if they then go on to get completely smashed and do naked quiz shows.
On topic:
I was working late in a fish and chip shop when Terry Scott came in for chips and fishcake, complaining that they didn't feed him properly at the theatre.
Bloke+chips=real
Soovy said:
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Oy, knock it off with the smut about Lucy. She's not here to defend herself, so, er, I gotta do it on her behalf in a chivalrous way, and that.
So...just bugger off, she's mine godammit!
So...just bugger off, she's mine godammit!
Seriously, you know Pinder? Tell her that Uncle Soovy has a special place in his games room for her.......
Edited by Soovy on Friday 8th October 16:51
Yep seriously, I know the Pinder. She comes in and uses my sunbeds, although I'm not sure if I've let out a trade secrety there or what...
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Soovy said:
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Oy, knock it off with the smut about Lucy. She's not here to defend herself, so, er, I gotta do it on her behalf in a chivalrous way, and that.
So...just bugger off, she's mine godammit!
So...just bugger off, she's mine godammit!
Seriously, you know Pinder? Tell her that Uncle Soovy has a special place in his games room for her.......
Edited by Soovy on Friday 8th October 16:51
Yep seriously, I know the Pinder. She comes in and uses my sunbeds, although I'm not sure if I've let out a trade secrety there or what...
Pinder comes into your premises, GETS NAKED and you didn't TELL ME?!
Soovy said:
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Soovy said:
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Oy, knock it off with the smut about Lucy. She's not here to defend herself, so, er, I gotta do it on her behalf in a chivalrous way, and that.
So...just bugger off, she's mine godammit!
So...just bugger off, she's mine godammit!
Seriously, you know Pinder? Tell her that Uncle Soovy has a special place in his games room for her.......
Edited by Soovy on Friday 8th October 16:51
Yep seriously, I know the Pinder. She comes in and uses my sunbeds, although I'm not sure if I've let out a trade secrety there or what...
Pinder comes into your premises, GETS NAKED and you didn't TELL ME?!
Soovy said:
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Soovy said:
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Oy, knock it off with the smut about Lucy. She's not here to defend herself, so, er, I gotta do it on her behalf in a chivalrous way, and that.
So...just bugger off, she's mine godammit!
So...just bugger off, she's mine godammit!
Seriously, you know Pinder? Tell her that Uncle Soovy has a special place in his games room for her.......
Edited by Soovy on Friday 8th October 16:51
Yep seriously, I know the Pinder. She comes in and uses my sunbeds, although I'm not sure if I've let out a trade secrety there or what...
Pinder comes into your premises, GETS NAKED and you didn't TELL ME?!
It is a treat I must say. My sunbeds are stand up cabinets and there are many friends of mine who would pay good money for me to fit cctv in there
Anyway enough. She's a valued client and I'm saying no more!
Greenwich Ross said:
monthefish said:
Greenwich Ross said:
Was walking down King Street in Hammersmith last night (with Greenwich Sarah) and who was coming the other way? Why, it was popular motoring journalist Mr. James "Captain Slow" May (eyes down, looking shifty; trying to avoid being recognised, I guess. You failed, Mr May. You failed). Anyhoo, I knew he lived in Hammersmith a while back but hadn't realised he still did. Presumably he was popping out to buy a pint of bitter, a badly packed kebab or heading to TK Maxx to buy a new jumper.
So, you can take your Chipping Sodomy (or wherever the other two live), London is the place to be. Unless you need to drive anywhere in a hurry. Or buy an affordable house. Or not die of stress.
Have you got any other stories of motoring related celebrities 'keeping it real'?
He 'kept it real' by "walking down King Street in Hammersmith"?So, you can take your Chipping Sodomy (or wherever the other two live), London is the place to be. Unless you need to drive anywhere in a hurry. Or buy an affordable house. Or not die of stress.
Have you got any other stories of motoring related celebrities 'keeping it real'?
There must be more to the anecdote than that surely?
No, i'm afraid that's it. It was more related to him still living in Hammersmith despite his fame and/or fortune.
Apologies, but these austerity measures have hit my seasoned raconteuring hard.
Edited by Greenwich Ross on Friday 8th October 10:48
I was in a club one night when a starstruck mate of mine was trying to strike up a friendship with Robbie Williams. My mate Philip and I wanted to go somewhere else but Barry couldn't be pulled away from Mr. Williams.
Barry said to Phil, "I'm talking to Robbie Williams mate. Let's stay here", or something to that effect.
Philip who has no time for celebs or brown-nosing mates looks at Barry in disgust, turns to Robbie, looks him in the eye and says, "do you know what mate, i have to say, you're the spitting image of him" and walked away. Barry was too embarrassed to stay.
Barry said to Phil, "I'm talking to Robbie Williams mate. Let's stay here", or something to that effect.
Philip who has no time for celebs or brown-nosing mates looks at Barry in disgust, turns to Robbie, looks him in the eye and says, "do you know what mate, i have to say, you're the spitting image of him" and walked away. Barry was too embarrassed to stay.
I met David Coultard at the 2009 British GP, but as we were guests of Redbull and in the Redbull pitlane garage he wasn't exactly keeping it real or a surprise to see him there...
Once got into a lift to find Jasper Carrot skulking in the corner of it, I told him I wanted floor 5 he wasn't impressed by my request but pressed the button anyway.
Stepped into another lift to be faced with most of Take That a few years ago...how to look over weight and fugly in one easy step...
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