'Funny' window stickers

[Cunning Punt]

yellowjack said:

Variations on the same theme.....

(credit to xkcd)

[chrisw666]

Wow some people get a bit pissy about pedo bear don't they?

Where can I buy a sticker so I can watch stupid s get angry at me for being part of the imaginary kiddy touching club?

[GrumpyTwig]

chrisw666 said:

Wow some people get a bit pissy about pedo bear don't they?

Where can I buy a sticker so I can watch stupid s get angry at me for being part of the imaginary kiddy touching club?

This is exactly why I find it funny, daily mail culture to the extreme.


I just have my PH smily, removed all the car club stickers as it just made it look messy.

[chrisw666]

GrumpyTwig said:

This is exactly why I find it funny, daily mail culture to the extreme.


I just have my PH smily, removed all the car club stickers as it just made it look messy.

I just find it amusing that some people don't get that a joke doesn't need to be funny to them to be a joke and that others apparently don't understand what a joke is.

[getawayturtle]

chrisw666 said:

Wow some people get a bit pissy about pedo bear don't they?

Where can I buy a sticker so I can watch stupid s get angry at me for being part of the imaginary kiddy touching club?

Exactly.

As a form of protest, my next bumper sticker will read "Leave georg3y alone!"

[scottyrocks]

uncinquesei said:

genuine laugh out loud moment there....

I thought so, too.

[thenortherner]

I was lucky enough to have a good few passenger laps around the 'ring in this.

I love the 'Government Approved High Speed Test Vehicle' sticker. Look closely for the PH sticker too!

[g3org3y]

GrumpyTwig said:

chrisw666 said:

Wow some people get a bit pissy about pedo bear don't they?

Where can I buy a sticker so I can watch stupid s get angry at me for being part of the imaginary kiddy touching club?

This is exactly why I find it funny, daily mail culture to the extreme.

Indeed. You wouldn't have thought it but it does appear the 'rage first, understand later' brigade inhabit PH too.

Oh well, as mentioned I won't lose any sleep over it. In fact, I slept better knowing it is annoying them.

getawayturtle said:

chrisw666 said:

Wow some people get a bit pissy about pedo bear don't they?

Where can I buy a sticker so I can watch stupid s get angry at me for being part of the imaginary kiddy touching club?

Exactly.

As a form of protest, my next bumper sticker will read "Leave g3org3y alone!"

Thanks, that means a lot.

Come here for a hug...hold on wait, how old are you...?

[Johnnytheboy]

egor110 said:

Interesting, so would you tarr all live sporting events such as rugby, horse racing, f1, and all large music events with the same brush or is it just football? Afterall there all going to cause traffic disruption to the locals.

In the context of this thread I'm particularly impressed by the stickers showing one football fan in one coloured shirt urinating over a different shirt. To the best of my knowledge I'm not aware of other sports generating such stickers, in fact football is the only sport I can think of where liking 'your' team is not enough, one must also hate your team's obvious local rival to the extent where you'd have a sticker like that on your car.

[AnimalMkIV]

My mates old truck used for transporting his alcohol funny car had on the back doors "CAUTION! 3000 horses in transit"

[B'stard Child]

Johnnytheboy said:

In the context of this thread I'm particularly impressed by the stickers showing one football fan in one coloured shirt urinating over a different shirt. To the best of my knowledge I'm not aware of other sports generating such stickers, in fact football is the only sport I can think of where liking 'your' team is not enough, one must also hate your team's obvious local rival to the extent where you'd have a sticker like that on your car.

Err another sport uses similar stickers

[Utterpiffle]

Clinton Baptiste said:

When i passed my test in 1993 everyone had "No Fear" stickers on their back windows, that was the first thing i bought, after that i was knee deep in clunge!(in my mk3 sunburst red escort)

Passed my test in '93 as well. "No Fear" and "On a mission" were common sights. Think I've said it before somewhere, but back then a mate cut up an on a mission sticker to read "Onanism..." in his bay window camper. Very wrong.

RDMcG said:

My Dad had something similar on the bottom of his his kayak when we were kids.


I have one of these on my battle scarred €500 E430:

[Utterpiffle]

[redacted]

[MrBrightSi]

georgejoshington said:

Often see this wonderful example at my local Tesco, always parked in the same space.

I believe the tortoise sticker has wording to the effect of 'the closer you get, the slower i'll go'.

Edit: Tortoise sticker actually says 'Attention: I drive at the speed limit'.

Edited by georgejoshington on Monday 18th February 19:41

Saw a driving instructors car with a "CLOSER YOU GET SLOWER I GO" sticker.

The people teaching new drivers are complete wkers by the looks of it, giving them the queue mentality from day dot.

[lufbramatt]

I do like the "Darwin" variation of the christian fish symbol with little legs growing out the bottom. Although slightly scared of putting one one my car in case I offended some religious nutter and came back to find the car vandalised.

[Johnnytheboy]

B'stard Child said:

Johnnytheboy said:

In the context of this thread I'm particularly impressed by the stickers showing one football fan in one coloured shirt urinating over a different shirt. To the best of my knowledge I'm not aware of other sports generating such stickers, in fact football is the only sport I can think of where liking 'your' team is not enough, one must also hate your team's obvious local rival to the extent where you'd have a sticker like that on your car.

Err another sport uses similar stickers

Classy.

[B'stard Child]

Johnnytheboy said:

B'stard Child said:

Johnnytheboy said:

In the context of this thread I'm particularly impressed by the stickers showing one football fan in one coloured shirt urinating over a different shirt. To the best of my knowledge I'm not aware of other sports generating such stickers, in fact football is the only sport I can think of where liking 'your' team is not enough, one must also hate your team's obvious local rival to the extent where you'd have a sticker like that on your car.

Err another sport uses similar stickers

Classy.

I may or may not have the Ford one on my tool box

[AlexRS2782]

Bumping this as i followed a rather chavved out Astra VXR through Horley earlier today that had a fairly large sticker on the tailgate with the inscription "Clit Ring" inside a graphic of the M25 layout

[aka_kerrly]

AlexRS2782 said:

Bumping this as i followed a rather chavved out Astra VXR through Horley earlier today that had a fairly large sticker on the tailgate with the inscription "Clit Ring" inside a graphic of the M25 layout

Maybe it is an attempt at humour along similar lines of the NeverBeen stickers that have the Nurburgring track around the edge, something along the lines of the M25 - every C**T has been stuck on it at some point

[callmedave]

Saw a 'girlie' vitara, pink dice, pink steering wheel etc, on the back a sticker read 'if i wanted you up my arse, i'd kiss you first'

She was rough as and im sure a quick peck on the cheek is all it would take to get her excited enough for some action!