What image do you think your car says about you?

What image do you think your car says about you?

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MR Kirbyz

559 posts

161 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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21 year old driving a 5 door e30- why has he stolen his granddads car?
also just got a new fiesta st- wonder what his finance repayments are.

First one is false I just love e30 and the sound of those 6 cylinders!.
Second its lease repayments actually!.

lamboman100

1,445 posts

123 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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Supreme athlete and rockstar wink

redchina

492 posts

263 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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First car - Old
Second - asian
Third - bogan

Not sure what a ducati says though

daveofedinburgh

556 posts

121 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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BMW Z3 - homosexual (bi at a push), likely a hairdresser. This is exacerbated by being a burly, shaven-headed 6'3", 'Right Said Fred' comparisons are a legitimate possibility, I imagine.

Note: I don't care.

405dogvan

5,328 posts

267 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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I consider my car to look the 19-year-old not-been-washed-in-3-years workshed/dogvan it really is - I've no idea what it says about me but I reckon our neighbours hate me for the slick of power steering fluid it left on the road last year or the cloud of unburnt diesel it throws over their always-clean-and-tidy debtwagon on cold mornings ;0

I ran into an old schoolfriend at the beach last year who, when they saw me putting the dogs into the back, said

"That looks like the sort of car a millionaire would own if they didn't want anyone to know they were a millionaire?"

If that's true, I've neglected to tell MYSELF of my wealth - but I left her wondering of course ;0

Hitch78

6,108 posts

196 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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lamboman100 said:
Supreme athlete and rockstar wink
You were in the Supremes?


Coatesy351

862 posts

134 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Car 1 = Bogan
Car 2 = Poor
Car 3 = Bogan


ruff'n'smov

1,092 posts

151 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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TREMAiNE said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
lord trumpton said:
jonah35 said:
lord trumpton said:
romeogolf said:
My car


Me


Most people assume I sell cars and it's a company car. I don't and it isn't.
Arse bandit
Lease car, junior accountant or solicitor
...who still lives with parents
And has a pet bunny called Mr. Speckles.
And has a secret love for midget bukake porn.
It's not a secret anymore

stuart-b

3,643 posts

228 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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yellowtang said:


As for me - I'm a 5' 8", skinny, slightly ugly and loafer/red trousers/shirt/tweed jacket wearing 36 year old.

Draw your own conclusions! smile

Edited to add: the day I brought it home my GF said, somewhat witheringly - "you look like a boy-racer with money".

Edited by yellowtang on Tuesday 14th October 19:42
Get rid she's not a gooden!!! wink

What it says is 'class and taste' !

Lordglenmorangie

3,057 posts

207 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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What ever they think they are always wrong biggrin

jhonn

1,568 posts

151 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Fiat 500 (in white) - there goes a bloke secure in his manhood
Tatty Landcruiser - Tradesman or contractor
Newish Jeep Grand Cherokee - cheapskate (couldn't afford a new Discovery)
Haflinger - wannabe milkman


Dog Star

16,207 posts

170 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Well, since I drive a

- PCPd
- automatic
- diesel
- Mercedes SLK

I must be probably the lowest of the low on here, beneath all contempt...

Obviously...

- I can't really afford one
- I can't drive and the driving experience is crap
- I'm a skinflint, the car will have st power delivery in a 1rpm band, will break down and take all of it's turbos, fuel system and injectors with it. (0-60 in 6.5s, 151mph, 204bhp and 500Nm of torque (but on PH torque is useless for anything). Yes. It's rubbish rolleyes)
- I'm a mincing homo hairdresser, my car doesn't handle well etc etc
- ETA - mid-life crisis, penis extension etc

I should just kill myself now.

Edited by Dog Star on Wednesday 15th October 08:19

lightthefuse

426 posts

174 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Pug - "Mobile Chicane" if I'm to believe it on here (until I overtake them).
Volvo - "Mobile chi... where'd he go?" biggrin

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

234 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Matt100HP said:
Judging by the number of people who've asked "why do you drive a Panda, aren't they for old people?", I guess it says I'm an old person.

I got bored trying to explain what a 100HP is, so I just say it's cheap to insure and easy to park when anyone asks now. It pains me to have to say that, but it's better than the blank, disbelieving stare you get when you try and tell people something so small and square is actually a hoot to drive.
If someone tried to big-up a Fiat Panda to me by saying "no, its not a normal Fiat Panda, it's a really good one" I would just shake my head slightly and talk to someone better.

PanzerCommander

5,026 posts

220 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Not a clue what people think of me and to be quite frank I couldn't care less.

Early 30's
Ford Mustang GT (2006)
Modfied
Race numbers and name on the car

TokyoSexwhale

12,231 posts

196 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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blindswelledrat said:
If someone tried to big-up a Fiat Panda to me by saying "no, its not a normal Fiat Panda, it's a really good one" I would just shake my head slightly and talk to someone better.
The OP would probably thank you.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

234 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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PanzerCommander said:
Not a clue what people think of me and to be quite frank I couldn't care less.

Early 30's
Ford Mustang GT (2006)
Modfied
Race numbers and name on the car
I'll be honest, I am a touch sceptical about your claim that you don't care.
As if the car itself isn't attention seeking enough you add numbers and a name as the ultimate 'look at me' icing on the cake.
Incidentally, I am not criticising you for it - I love those cars and I am glad some people over here buy them, and the numbers/name is neither her nor there to me.
Just don't expect anyone to believe you don't care what people think. It's the equivalent to Lady Gaga pretending she wears those outfits around the house because they are comfortable and doesn't care what anyone thinks

judas

6,001 posts

261 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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BMW: tw@t
Jag: old geezer
Bentley: coffin dodger
TVR: compensating

Shaoxter

4,102 posts

126 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Dog Star said:
Well, since I drive a

- PCPd
- automatic
- diesel
- Mercedes SLK

I must be probably the lowest of the low on here, beneath all contempt...

Obviously...

- I can't really afford one
- I can't drive and the driving experience is crap
- I'm a skinflint, the car will have st power delivery in a 1rpm band, will break down and take all of it's turbos, fuel system and injectors with it. (0-60 in 6.5s, 151mph, 204bhp and 500Nm of torque (but on PH torque is useless for anything). Yes. It's rubbish rolleyes)
- I'm a mincing homo hairdresser, my car doesn't handle well etc etc
- ETA - mid-life crisis, penis extension etc

I should just kill myself now.
Correct on all counts!

MC Bodge

21,935 posts

177 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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blindswelledrat said:
If someone tried to big-up a Fiat Panda to me by saying "no, its not a normal Fiat Panda, it's a really good one" I would just shake my head slightly and talk to someone better.
I'd possibly be glad if you did....

One of my colleagues found it odd when I pointed out a Panda 100hp in the car park and said I'd like to try one.