The BMW 520i Vs Mondeo GLX 2.0 Litre....

[littlegreenfairy]

Yugguy said:

Nickthebassist said:

I don't drink at all anymore.

That explains a LOT. You need to relax - get drunk, maybe even have some sex. With girls.

Edited by Yugguy on Thursday 24th January 10:01

Most 19 year old are doing just this. I honestly thought N was about 12 from the way he comes across - no chance of girly action there me thinks

[MK4 Slowride]

Holy flucking spit, just read through this thread & it's nearly as good as the E60Li M5 'vs' the Monaro. FFS.

[matt21]

MK4 Slowride said:

Holy flucking spit, just read through this thread & it's nearly as good as the E60Li M5 'vs' the Monaro. FFS.

link?? if its better than this im there

[MK4 Slowride]

matt21 said:

MK4 Slowride said:

Holy flucking spit, just read through this thread & it's nearly as good as the E60Li M5 'vs' the Monaro. FFS.

link?? if its better than this im there

That thread wasn't started by NTB but equals this for ridiculousness. It was in the light of a Top Gear episode.

[Nickthebassist]

jagdpanther said:

markmullen said:

Nickthebassist said:

AlSharpton said:

Nickthebassist said:

On numerous occassions the Ford has out accelerated BMW drivers who try to over take it, in their 520i's.

That just reinforces that you're a , and so is your dad.

And saying things like that means you're a tit.

I'm with Mr Sharpton here, your OP warrants the insult and your dad's driving from what you describe is definitely worthy

Nickthebassist said:

BMW drivers are, more often than not, cocks, and deserve to be humiliated.

Can you enlighten us as to your glittering driving career during which you have come to this conclusion? Or is it merely a continuation of your PH career trend of talking cobblers?


As to this

nickthefantasist said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mate my dad could afford a 150000 lambo if he wanted it, but he doesn't.

Have yourself a little man, you deserved it

Indeed Sir Mark,

I would like to know how the lad draws his conclusions as yourself and I both drive BMWs and are at the very height of swarve sophistication and social popularity

Could afford a £150,000 Lambo, but buys a Mondeo GLX?


Nothing wrong with Mondeos, but if money wasnt an issue, surely you would go with the ST220 if you were opting for a blue oval?

Edited by jagdpanther on Thursday 24th January 11:23

It's called remortgaging your house. Or he could sell off some of his stamp collection which'd get him 2/3rds of the way there. The reason he didn't buy something like a Lambo is he doesn't find them at all interesting. If he was going to buy a sportscar, he'd buy a TVR.

[djohnson]

Nickthebassist said:

It's called remortgaging your house.

If you have to remortgage your house to buy a Lambo then you can't afford a Lambo. Period.

[fleetelise]

Nickthebassist said:

It's called remortgaging your house. Or he could sell off some of his stamp collection which'd get him 2/3rds of the way there.

I overtook a DB9 on the M3 this morning, Lotus Elise FTW!

[matt21]

Nickthebassist said:

jagdpanther said:

markmullen said:

Nickthebassist said:

AlSharpton said:

Nickthebassist said:

On numerous occassions the Ford has out accelerated BMW drivers who try to over take it, in their 520i's.

That just reinforces that you're a , and so is your dad.

And saying things like that means you're a tit.

I'm with Mr Sharpton here, your OP warrants the insult and your dad's driving from what you describe is definitely worthy

Nickthebassist said:

BMW drivers are, more often than not, cocks, and deserve to be humiliated.

Can you enlighten us as to your glittering driving career during which you have come to this conclusion? Or is it merely a continuation of your PH career trend of talking cobblers?


As to this

nickthefantasist said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mate my dad could afford a 150000 lambo if he wanted it, but he doesn't.

Have yourself a little man, you deserved it

Indeed Sir Mark,

I would like to know how the lad draws his conclusions as yourself and I both drive BMWs and are at the very height of swarve sophistication and social popularity

Could afford a £150,000 Lambo, but buys a Mondeo GLX?


Nothing wrong with Mondeos, but if money wasnt an issue, surely you would go with the ST220 if you were opting for a blue oval?

Edited by jagdpanther on Thursday 24th January 11:23

It's called remortgaging your house. Or he could sell off some of his stamp collection which'd get him 2/3rds of the way there. The reason he didn't buy something like a Lambo is he doesn't find them at all interesting. If he was going to buy a sportscar, he'd buy a TVR.

if someone has to remortgage his house he cannot afford a lamborghini. 90% of people here find lamborghinis interested. therefore by your criteria for wealth lamborghinis should be one of the most popular cars on the road. your father, like mine, is not rich. who cares. he cannot afford a lamborghini, they cost the earth to run. just read evo where they had one on a long term fleet. the servicing alone was more than your dads mondeo.

stop living in the clouds and get a grip with reality, your arrogant, naive and come across a rite old dick.

[RobCrezz]

Nickthebassist said:

jagdpanther said:

markmullen said:

Nickthebassist said:

AlSharpton said:

Nickthebassist said:

On numerous occassions the Ford has out accelerated BMW drivers who try to over take it, in their 520i's.

That just reinforces that you're a , and so is your dad.

And saying things like that means you're a tit.

I'm with Mr Sharpton here, your OP warrants the insult and your dad's driving from what you describe is definitely worthy

Nickthebassist said:

BMW drivers are, more often than not, cocks, and deserve to be humiliated.

Can you enlighten us as to your glittering driving career during which you have come to this conclusion? Or is it merely a continuation of your PH career trend of talking cobblers?


As to this

nickthefantasist said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mate my dad could afford a 150000 lambo if he wanted it, but he doesn't.

Have yourself a little man, you deserved it

Indeed Sir Mark,

I would like to know how the lad draws his conclusions as yourself and I both drive BMWs and are at the very height of swarve sophistication and social popularity

Could afford a £150,000 Lambo, but buys a Mondeo GLX?


Nothing wrong with Mondeos, but if money wasnt an issue, surely you would go with the ST220 if you were opting for a blue oval?

Edited by jagdpanther on Thursday 24th January 11:23

It's called remortgaging your house. Or he could sell off some of his stamp collection which'd get him 2/3rds of the way there. The reason he didn't buy something like a Lambo is he doesn't find them at all interesting. If he was going to buy a sportscar, he'd buy a TVR.

Seriously, why is this thread still going?

Nither the 2.0 mondeo or 520 are fast cars, both are slow. Its no real achivement that he managed to accelerate faster.

[Nic Jones]

Nickthebassist said:

On numerous occassions the Ford has out accelerated BMW drivers who try to over take it, in their 520i's.

Nickthefantasist then said... said:

Ok guys got the full story from my dad. He was accelerating hard away from a junction, and a BMW tried to pull out and over take him whilst my dad was still accelerating. He couldn't get by. Anyhow, the COCK of a BMW driver then rocketed past my dad in a 30 limit later on, and that's when he saw it was a 520i. BMW = Over rated, Mondeo = Might fine car. End of. And I can laugh at BMW drivers, as they probably have small penises, ugly wives, small insecure brains, and are of small, unmanly stature. This is why I can laugh at them. Like I can laugh at 70% of this forum who are bellends.

Numerous times?

You sir are a cock of the highest order.

Edited by Nic Jones on Thursday 24th January 12:38

[will_]

Nickthebassist said:

It's called remortgaging your house. Or he could sell off some of his stamp collection which'd get him 2/3rds of the way there. The reason he didn't buy something like a Lambo is he doesn't find them at all interesting. If he was going to buy a sportscar, he'd buy a TVR.

He has a stamp collection worth £100k? And that's more fun than a Lambo?



Actually

[Nickthebassist]

matt21 said:

Nickthebassist said:

jagdpanther said:

markmullen said:

Nickthebassist said:

AlSharpton said:

Nickthebassist said:

On numerous occassions the Ford has out accelerated BMW drivers who try to over take it, in their 520i's.

That just reinforces that you're a , and so is your dad.

And saying things like that means you're a tit.

I'm with Mr Sharpton here, your OP warrants the insult and your dad's driving from what you describe is definitely worthy

Nickthebassist said:

BMW drivers are, more often than not, cocks, and deserve to be humiliated.

Can you enlighten us as to your glittering driving career during which you have come to this conclusion? Or is it merely a continuation of your PH career trend of talking cobblers?


As to this

nickthefantasist said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mate my dad could afford a 150000 lambo if he wanted it, but he doesn't.

Have yourself a little man, you deserved it

Indeed Sir Mark,

I would like to know how the lad draws his conclusions as yourself and I both drive BMWs and are at the very height of swarve sophistication and social popularity

Could afford a £150,000 Lambo, but buys a Mondeo GLX?


Nothing wrong with Mondeos, but if money wasnt an issue, surely you would go with the ST220 if you were opting for a blue oval?

Edited by jagdpanther on Thursday 24th January 11:23

It's called remortgaging your house. Or he could sell off some of his stamp collection which'd get him 2/3rds of the way there. The reason he didn't buy something like a Lambo is he doesn't find them at all interesting. If he was going to buy a sportscar, he'd buy a TVR.

if someone has to remortgage his house he cannot afford a lamborghini. 90% of people here find lamborghinis interested. therefore by your criteria for wealth lamborghinis should be one of the most popular cars on the road. your father, like mine, is not rich. who cares. he cannot afford a lamborghini, they cost the earth to run. just read evo where they had one on a long term fleet. the servicing alone was more than your dads mondeo.

stop living in the clouds and get a grip with reality, your arrogant, naive and come across a rite old dick.

Ok well he could always sell off some of the stamp collection he's accumulated over the past 30 years, but I think he'd rather gouge out his own eyes. And yes, it's worth more than the average lamborghini.

[littlegreenfairy]

Nickthebassist said:

matt21 said:

Nickthebassist said:

jagdpanther said:

markmullen said:

Nickthebassist said:

AlSharpton said:

Nickthebassist said:

On numerous occassions the Ford has out accelerated BMW drivers who try to over take it, in their 520i's.

That just reinforces that you're a , and so is your dad.

And saying things like that means you're a tit.

I'm with Mr Sharpton here, your OP warrants the insult and your dad's driving from what you describe is definitely worthy

Nickthebassist said:

BMW drivers are, more often than not, cocks, and deserve to be humiliated.

Can you enlighten us as to your glittering driving career during which you have come to this conclusion? Or is it merely a continuation of your PH career trend of talking cobblers?


As to this

nickthefantasist said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mate my dad could afford a 150000 lambo if he wanted it, but he doesn't.

Have yourself a little man, you deserved it

Indeed Sir Mark,

I would like to know how the lad draws his conclusions as yourself and I both drive BMWs and are at the very height of swarve sophistication and social popularity

Could afford a £150,000 Lambo, but buys a Mondeo GLX?


Nothing wrong with Mondeos, but if money wasnt an issue, surely you would go with the ST220 if you were opting for a blue oval?

Edited by jagdpanther on Thursday 24th January 11:23

It's called remortgaging your house. Or he could sell off some of his stamp collection which'd get him 2/3rds of the way there. The reason he didn't buy something like a Lambo is he doesn't find them at all interesting. If he was going to buy a sportscar, he'd buy a TVR.

if someone has to remortgage his house he cannot afford a lamborghini. 90% of people here find lamborghinis interested. therefore by your criteria for wealth lamborghinis should be one of the most popular cars on the road. your father, like mine, is not rich. who cares. he cannot afford a lamborghini, they cost the earth to run. just read evo where they had one on a long term fleet. the servicing alone was more than your dads mondeo.

stop living in the clouds and get a grip with reality, your arrogant, naive and come across a rite old dick.

Ok well he could always sell off some of the stamp collection he's accumulated over the past 30 years, but I think he'd rather gouge out his own eyes. And yes, it's worth more than the average lamborghini.

Bless.

[paoloh]

Nick as I've said before, you really are a prat!!

And your Dad sounds about as much fun as natural yogurt!!

[Plotloss]

Nick, your father isnt an on screen martial arts expert engaged in the ground works industry by any chance is he?

[Podie]

What I want to know, is where do cupholders fit into the equation of a car being "good"..?

[Parrot of Doom]

This is NtB's dad reading this thread:

[drivin_me_nuts]

Nickthebassist said:

matt21 said:

Nickthebassist said:

jagdpanther said:

markmullen said:

Nickthebassist said:

AlSharpton said:

Nickthebassist said:

On numerous occassions the Ford has out accelerated BMW drivers who try to over take it, in their 520i's.

That just reinforces that you're a , and so is your dad.

And saying things like that means you're a tit.

I'm with Mr Sharpton here, your OP warrants the insult and your dad's driving from what you describe is definitely worthy

Nickthebassist said:

BMW drivers are, more often than not, cocks, and deserve to be humiliated.

Can you enlighten us as to your glittering driving career during which you have come to this conclusion? Or is it merely a continuation of your PH career trend of talking cobblers?


As to this

nickthefantasist said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mate my dad could afford a 150000 lambo if he wanted it, but he doesn't.

Have yourself a little man, you deserved it

Indeed Sir Mark,

I would like to know how the lad draws his conclusions as yourself and I both drive BMWs and are at the very height of swarve sophistication and social popularity

Could afford a £150,000 Lambo, but buys a Mondeo GLX?


Nothing wrong with Mondeos, but if money wasnt an issue, surely you would go with the ST220 if you were opting for a blue oval?

Edited by jagdpanther on Thursday 24th January 11:23

It's called remortgaging your house. Or he could sell off some of his stamp collection which'd get him 2/3rds of the way there. The reason he didn't buy something like a Lambo is he doesn't find them at all interesting. If he was going to buy a sportscar, he'd buy a TVR.

if someone has to remortgage his house he cannot afford a lamborghini. 90% of people here find lamborghinis interested. therefore by your criteria for wealth lamborghinis should be one of the most popular cars on the road. your father, like mine, is not rich. who cares. he cannot afford a lamborghini, they cost the earth to run. just read evo where they had one on a long term fleet. the servicing alone was more than your dads mondeo.

stop living in the clouds and get a grip with reality, your arrogant, naive and come across a rite old dick.

Ok well he could always sell off some of the stamp collection he's accumulated over the past 30 years, but I think he'd rather gouge out his own eyes. And yes, it's worth more than the average lamborghini.

You have and interesting POV.

Ford do make some pretty decent cars, but surely even you would have to agree that they are aimed at different markets. For example, DO you think that Ford has direct competitors to the M3 M5 or M6? (I actually have a BMW - 190k+ M5 that is still relaible and I am hoping will beat 250k if I treat it a little more gently) I also had a 300k Saab 900. Does that, buy your reasoning make it 3x better than the Ford you dad drives.

[Dave200]

Nickthebassist said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mate my dad could afford a 150000 lambo if he wanted

Well my dad is 6ft2, and he's got a knife, right!

Dude, you are such a troll... and it's not even the school holidays either!

Your dad is clearly as retarded as you for accelerating when people try to overtake him. It's dangerous, fact.

[jagdpanther]

Nickthefantasist then said... said:

BMW = Over rated, Mondeo = Might fine car. End of. And I can laugh at BMW drivers, as they probably have small penises, ugly wives, small insecure brains, and are of small, unmanly stature. This is why I can laugh at them. Like I can laugh at 70% of this forum who are bellends

Ohhh dear


I love statements like this, they make me look at my life which leads to the crushing realisation that I have an acorn for a cock, Mrs Jagd is ugly, I have a small insecure brain and Im a short, skinny man who bares no significant resemblance to the mighty Viking God that is Nickthelefthandedinternetsurfer