One single thing that makes you think "knob"

[Gatsods]

a) Sebastian Vettel
b) +1 Bernie Ecclestone
c) uktotty (<- I mean... come on!)

[Blakewater]

That's why I'm disappointed it doesn't work. You definitely need to get that reinstated.

[uktotty]

I ran it for 7 years and lost interest, 300 girls 15,000 pics, just ran out of time.

[kieranjholland]

People who think this is clever:

http://www.jensonbutton.com/#/News/Latest/

Look what you created, a load of concerned PHers!

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0... injured in car crash in

+ another now deleted thread which I'd wanted to copy/paste here

[Wills2]

Pothole said:

Thesaint01708 said:

Pothole said:

YOU'RE!!!! FFS.

what's YOU'RE ratio of posts vs useful posts? 1:10? 1:30 ?

is it not useful to try and teach people English?

But you are a bit like a troll, that sits underneath the internet spelling bridge.

[anonymous-user]

I don't really want to comment on the car, but:

uktotty said:

My shirt was not hawaiian but a Mambo shirt, now fetching over £100 each on eBay.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mambo-Loud-Shirt-Transfo...

Jesus christ, people PAY £100 for those shirts? In MONEY?!?

Go on, what did it cost you?

[uktotty]

I have around 40 of them and 300 other brands.
Prices vary between £20 and £80 depending on the rarity.
Some people like drugs or alcohol, I like shirts.

[pops and bangs]

No indicators.

Seriously I'm seeing it so much, why do people think they don't need to indicate?!

[Strachan]

http://www.abbeyroad.com/visit/

[twazzock]

uktotty said:

I have around 40 of them and 300 other brands.
Prices vary between £20 and £80 depending on the rarity.
Some people like drugs or alcohol, I like shirts.

That's understandable if it's "100% fabulous"

[Pothole]

Homer said:

There's only two kind of guys who wear those shirts: gay guys and big, fat party animals. And uktotty doesn't look like a big, fat party animal to me...

[Pothole]

Wills2 said:

Pothole said:

Thesaint01708 said:

Pothole said:

YOU'RE!!!! FFS.

what's YOU'RE ratio of posts vs useful posts? 1:10? 1:30 ?

is it not useful to try and teach people English?

But you are a bit like a troll, that sits underneath the internet spelling bridge.

Nothing to do with spelling, everything to do with ignorance.

[16v stretch]

Renquist said:

This guy needs his own section

Perhaps being sectioned under the mental health act might be more appropriate with that shirt!

Anyways, back to serious, the thing that makes me think nob most of all, is someone whom is insistent on barging out and trying to force their way through when it's not their goddamn right of way.

The pillock who lives across the road from me likes to do this. And usually clips a car mirror or two in the process.

[Thesaint01708]

Pothole said:

s it not useful to try and teach people English?

Teaching requires a teacher and a WILLING student.

If you try and teach without a student then your just, um, preaching :-p

[Pothole]

Thesaint01708 said:

Pothole said:

s it not useful to try and teach people English?

Teaching requires a teacher and a WILLING student.

If you try and teach without a student then your just, um, preaching :-p

hmmm.

[Mr2Mike]

Negative Creep said:

I wasn't joking, I know nothing about bikes. I was thinking it way something like BIKE BAD

I knew it was a Blackbird but it wasn't initially obvious to me what the plate was supposed to spell either, mainly because the I does not look like an L, so it reads 'Biackbd'

[mgmrw2003]

currently: "wearing a Mercedes-Benz owners club officials neck tag"

[Petrolhead95]

Strachan said:

http://www.abbeyroad.com/visit/

This! People feel the need to do poses in the middle of a road in rush hour for like 5 minutes at a time, it's a fking crossing, get over it! Really annoys me when I get stuck there.

[Tallow]

uktotty said:

Tallow said:

On the way home from Heathrow airport the other day at 11.30pm, I stopped to fill up in a petrol station in Bracknell.

There were two people in front of me, one of whom was an overweight middle aged man wearing a combination of sandles, an unbelievably hideous Hawaiian shirt, shorts, crap sunglasses (at 11.30pm!) and early 2000s bluetooth headset. Not a great start I thought. The other guy then complimented him on his car.
"Oh yeah," he said in his gutteral accent. "It handles like it's on rails. Course I caaaaan't go too fast tonight, I've just picked up a new set of wheels and they keep knocking into my arm."
I looked around to see his car: An MR2 (with the roof down) sporting gaudy aftermarket wheels (Lord knows what he must have purchased to replace them) and the numberplate "H115NOG" which had been misspaced to read "Hi I snog" (in a crap font of course).

I don't know which part of the combo I found the most knobbish (or the hooning off the forecourt) but one things for sure: That's the biggest knob I've seen for a looong time! I should have taken a photo for posterity.

I dont own any sandals!
My shirt was not hawaiian but a Mambo shirt, now fetching over £100 each on eBay.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mambo-Loud-Shirt-Transfo...
The aftermarket wheels you refer to are FACTORY OEM FITMENT!! The bluetooth headset was/is a jawbone, as far as I know noice cancelling headsets were not available in the year 2000.
Maybe you need to get at least one of your facts right before you post. (middle aged yes, overwheight yes) The shirt, the sandals, the bluetooth, the wheels all WRONG
The numberplate is HUMEROUS but I am guessing you have no idea of humour being a tit? It gets a lot of otherwise miserable gits smiling on a boring M4 run at rush hour.
Here is the photo for posterity as you were too slow or stupid to get your camera out! The wheels are now fitted and I like them but then you wont as they are not grey and tedious like yourself.

Edited by uktotty on Saturday 30th July 17:57

Edited by uktotty on Saturday 30th July 18:00

I must confess, I really didn't see that coming!

(Phew, I wasn't imagining it...)

[Negative Creep]

Seeing one of these on a VW Transporter




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