One single thing that makes you think "knob"

[cheesesliceking]

ChairsWithHairs said:

Any car with stickers or graphics

i'd better sand thruogh the factory top coat to get rid of that sticker then before you think im a nob.

[Zod]

Mario149 said:

mgmrw2003 said:

Mario149 said:

they are actually the only family I know that owns a car like that can actually justify it

So a 2litre diesel people carrier wouldn't have done the job as well as the four wheel drive, 3tonne SUV?

My post said that given the choice of the 3, I don't begrudge them buying the better quality car given that the money isn't an issue for them. If they'd ben a couple with no kids tooling around in a massive SUV when they didn't need the space etc, then I could understand why people would have aproblem with it. I actually don't care, i used to get annoyed by RRs etc in London, but life's too short. Like I said, I just don't like the Q7 period because it's a soft roader, but that's my personal taste

anyway, I drive the X5 when I have the whole family (perhaps with an extra body or two) to ferry round. If it's just me or just two or three of us, I take the DB9 because it's so much more economical....


....Oh wait, it isn't. It's just life-affirming.

[BRMMA]

Big E 118 said:

These with all the decals. Usually found with knuckle-draggers driving.

I think the range goes something like Animal, Warrior, Barbarian and Ck sr...?

Agree 100% they usually sport a shaven head and permanent angry face in a bid to look 'hard' unfortunately they just look like Craig Fairbrass with downs syndrome

[so called]

Todays knob.
First, todays knob stops on a freeway slip road to talk on his phone. Not to one side but right in the middle of the road.
Second, knob, reacting to my horn, moves off and joins the freeway and after 200 yards indicates to move into the second lane, still on phone, and pushes an SUV off the road with lots of sh#t flying and everone behind having to anchor up.
Fortunately SUV driver managed to keep control and merge back onto the freeway.

Knob still totally oblivious of what a complete t##t he is.

Sorry that was two things.

[Thesaint01708]

back on topic

over badging... M3 / Type-R / RS etc on cars that clearly are not!

the complete opposite to this is people who have said cars and remove badges - thats ultimate cool

[StottyZr]

Thesaint01708 said:

back on topic

over badging... M3 / Type-R / RS etc on cars that clearly are not!

the complete opposite to this is people who have said cars and remove badges - thats ultimate cool

Followed a 335d this morning. Labelled 335d with a M3 badge right next to it

Scary thing is, people who don't know much about cars will probably see this and be impressed. Not as stupid as some people may seem!

[FamilyDub]

so called said:

stops on a freeway

'Freeway', seriously dude?





knob

Edited by FamilyDub on Wednesday 11th May 14:44

[anonymous-user]

FamilyDub said:

so called said:

stops on a freeway

'Freeway', seriously dude?





knob

Also 'SUV'
Chap is Americanised but knob is a bit much!

[FamilyDub]

Cheshire, USA?

... missed off the smiley , which made the above post rather abusive...

So,

[mgmrw2003]

Zod said:

Yes, but it's dull and says "I have given up on life."

Touche'......... Guess Audi/Beemer need to make a MPV with a twin turb V8 in it then

[denniswise9]

Harry H said:

Anyone driving aToyota Prius. I just hate that pile of s**t so much it makes me want to kill the driver as you just know they're going to be some eco, lefty, trendy, obnoxious knob.

+2

[ukzz4iroc]

George H said:

I don't have kids and am single.

Wow there's a shock. Your generalisations astound me. Opionions are like aholes and it appears you are one.

[mp3manager]

Being too lazy to take your damn foot off the brake and put your vehicle into neutral and engage the handbrake whilst in a queue at night = knob

[George H]

ukzz4iroc said:

Wow there's a shock. Your generalisations astound me. Opionions are like aholes and it appears you are one.

Yes, everyone is entitled to one. You don't have to agree with it. If you dislike it then don't respond.

[ukzz4iroc]

mp3manager said:

Being too lazy to take your damn foot off the brake and put your vehicle into neutral and engage the handbrake whilst in a queue at night = knob

This comes up a fair bit. I drive an auto and I am not going to put it into park, alarming other motorists by thinking I am going into reverse just to keep you happy. Thank Lord you provided a photo as I wasn't sure how to visualise it.

[ukzz4iroc]

George H said:

Yes, everyone is entitled to one. You don't have to agree with it. If you dislike it then don't respond.

I'm sure only one thing would come into many minds when they see you driving the Aston Martin. Doesn't mean all other AM drivers are cocks, yet alone generalising by where a car is made. In your World are all Italian cars rust buckets and all Skoda's Czech-born tat?

[grgrgray]

People who pull out on you, then turn right in 200 yards. Knobs

[GroundEffect]

R500POP said:

What about plates that are car specific, rather than personal.

Like R500.......

Just as bad, if not worse: we know what car you are driving...you're driving it.

I cannot stand people who brake on motorways when coasting would have easily covered the required speed drop AND saved you fuel AND stop these unnecessary tailbacks.

[R500POP]

GroundEffect said:

Just as bad, if not worse: we know what car you are driving...you're driving it.

Ah well, I'll live!!!

[Thesaint01708]

grgrgray said:

People who pull out on you, then turn right in 200 yards. Knobs

Yes, this! - and equally, pull out at a million miles an hour then slow down to 27 - URGH...