Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

[DanielSan]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm always happy to share it's joy!

This is good to hear

[Monkeylegend]

Chunj, have you ever rear ended anything when it pulled out on you?

[DickyC]

Rear ended, you say?



(c) PixelPusher2013

[DickyC]

What are you trying to tell us with the black and yellow number plate bolts



and their spacing!?

[FRA53R]

DanielSan said:

It appears you are aware of my tactics to gain your favour... All in return for a ride.

EFA

[Chunkymonkey71]

DickyC said:

What are you trying to tell us with the black and yellow number pate bolts



and their spacing!?

It's a secret message- an 'in joke' between myself and the illuminati!

[Impasse]

I was going to ask if you had any plans for a pinstripe motif on there. Glad to see you're ahead of the curve as usual.

[Justayellowbadge]

Chunj, I sincerely hope you don't mind but I have been compelled to build a small shrine, honouring the shipment of syphilitic bonobos from which your great grandfather escaped.

It staggers me that without that tiny lapse by a drunk simian poacher, we would not be here now, basking in your fragrant, enigmatic, magnificence.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Just my homage to the TT Chinese hat.

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

It's a secret message- an 'in joke' between myself and the illuminati!

You are the King of Esoterica.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Justayellowbadge said:

Chunj, I sincerely hope you don't mind but I have been compelled to build a small shrine, honouring the shipment of syphilitic bonobos from which your great grandfather escaped.

It staggers me that without that tiny lapse by a drunk simian poacher, we would not be here now, basking in your fragrant, enigmatic, magnificence.

Needs the hat, JAYB...

(Perhaps Foxeh could draw a bell end on the hangy bit too)

[Toltec]

DanielSan said:

This thread is kind of (tiny amount) Pythonesque in its mocking/humour. And for that reason I'd like to make you an offer...

Nobody expects the Suzuki Ignis, its chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise.

Its two weapons are fear and surprise; and ruthless efficiency.

[Chunkymonkey71]

I'm finding it difficult to receive messages here at my seaside retreat.

(Some dodgy hotel in Aberdeen).

[0a]

I hope I am not being presumptive here in answering, but those expecting a quick reply from Chunkymonkey71 need to better consider the busy and hectic life he leads, as well as the wider demands that being a custodian of this kind of special vehicle implies. Be patient.

[Dick Seaman]

Dear Chunj, this may have been asked before and my desperate apologies if so, I've been trying to catch up on the entire thread but have only got as far as Deuteronomy 12 vs 16. You've stated many times that you'd never sell the Ignis, but even you couldn't have predicted the relentlessly nauseating depreciation, come on, every man has his price, when are you going to sell?

Thank you for being.

[Justayellowbadge]

Dick Seaman said:

Thank you for being.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Dick Seaman said:

Dear Chunj, this may have been asked before and my desperate apologies if so, I've been trying to catch up on the entire thread but have only got as far as Deuteronomy 12 vs 16. You've stated many times that you'd never sell the Ignis, but even you couldn't have predicted the relentlessly nauseating depreciation, come on, every man has his price, when are you going to sell?

Thank you for being.

I could never sell it. (I'd get shafted).

(Keep schtum, but I've got my eye on a mazda 6 MPS.)

[Captainawesome]

This could possibly be the best thread i have ever read on PH. Wife keeps asking me what is so funny.

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm finding it difficult to receive messages here at my seaside retreat.

(Some dodgy hotel in Aberdeen).

Uh, huh.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Funnily enough, a friend of mine was the F and B manager there for a while.