Things you should never say in a car ?

[007 VXR]

SMcP114 said:

Hold my pint while I light this.

[Toltec]

I haven't had a puncture in years

[carlpea]

Can you pop the window down and pull the mirror in... this is going to be tight...

[007 VXR]

Wrong knob sorry mate iam use to an auto..

[quiraing]

"I've just realised I've not put in my contact lenses today and we've 200 miles to drive in the dark to get home again. And it's starting to rain. These TVRs aren't that good in the rain".

[Impasse]

I bet you csn't overtake that police car.

[quiraing]

"It's probably just a little fire. Happened before".

[DKS]

"I'm glad I fixed the rad fan the other day, this traffic jam would be fun otherwise..."

[HaloGen8]

Just a flick of opposite lock for this one.....

[Riley Blue]

I feel s-i-i-i-ck.........

[pd2]

"yawn...... Zzz..... Zzz...."


Try this with a passenger at night, lower your head slightly, close your left eye (not both!) and make slight snoring noises....

[BrownBottle]

I've just sharted.

[Morningside]

Mine used to make that noise, just before I scrapped it.

[motco]

Riley Blue said:

I feel s-i-i-i-ck.........

[GrahamC230K]

Traffic is clear.

[Morningside]

This road does not have any speed cameras.

[Bonefish Blues]

I don't think you should have done that darling.

[carlpea]

The map said turn right...

[Hiijinx]

Who are you and where am I?!

[Quikcurl]

Where did this bolt come from?