At least it's not my car

At least it's not my car

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stewjohnst

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2,444 posts

162 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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DrDeAtH said:
Its been 2 1/2 hours since the thread started....

Has it gone BANG yet OP?
Just off the phone to them...they're on the M25 and it's still alright so they may make it there in one piece.

I suppose I should be happy she won't be frozen to death on the hard shoulder but part of me is slightly gutted at a missed opportunity to mock them wink

Still, when I get down there tonight, I'll be in the pub with the random that's driven his car into the ground so will be curious to find out what his invincible chariot is.


TheBALDpuma

5,851 posts

169 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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I drove a car with a leaky HG for over a year without trouble, just kept the coolent topped up (with water usually!). Garages (3) told me it was just my short journeys (16 mile commute) casuing the small amount of mayo, and my coolent leak was a coincidence. One day, when I pushed it particularly hard to work, I parked up and when I went to drive home several hours later it wouldn't start. Kept trying, and trying and eventually it coughed into life along with plooms of steam out the exhaust and a puddle on the floor. Filled the (empty) coolent tank back up with water and drove it for a few days until I bought a new car, and scrapped the old one.

Edited by TheBALDpuma on Friday 22 November 15:58

stewjohnst

Original Poster:

2,444 posts

162 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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"We're crawling now in traffic"

oooh, the suspense!

Chlamydia

1,082 posts

128 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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stewjohnst said:
oooh, the suspense!
biggrin. This is much better than anything on the TV today, I keep looking back here to see what's happened.

Edit: Well god knows what happened with my quoting there confused. (Fixed)

Edited by Chlamydia on Friday 22 November 16:00

matthias73

2,883 posts

151 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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bookmarked. Just popped to the shops for a redbull and some snacks.. This aught to keep me going until I go to the pub tonight.

matchmaker

8,513 posts

201 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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I got my Vectra from Killarney to Stirling with a blown head gasket. That's about 460 miles. Just kept filling it up with water.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

247 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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When it fails, plod will close the motorway for at least 4 hours.

6 hours if there's a child in the car.

12 hours if there's a lesbian muslim involved...

Rick_1138

3,690 posts

179 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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My mum did something like this once many moons ago, driving home from work, Oil light was on, this being the days when the oil light meant STOP!, rather than, might need a top up.

So pistons welded to block and new engine from scrapyard, and bking from my old man, was never repeated, and mums pretty good about her car and if something goes wrong she always has a look or asked dad or I to check.

Ah well.

Are they still crawling? I had a Mk2 MR2 GTI that played this game till I found a holed radiator as the culprit, many a time 2 bottles of water were carried in the boot in case smile

ambuletz

10,798 posts

182 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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when i was younger my dad (who is a mechanic mind you) had a vauxhall carlton which he got of a client who didn't want to spend money on repairing it. It had overheating issues. despite that he chose to shed it out for several months and use it commuting to work and dropping me off at school. The bloody thing would overheat so many times, on afew occasions he did knock on random peoples doors to ask them for a pan of water.

stewjohnst

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2,444 posts

162 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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"Nearly there"

Dammit! This is going to be one of those threads that doesn't deliver frown

The only upside is that I won't have the missus wailing at me from the side of the motorway.

bet it's been a bit chilly driving since Sheffield with no blowers on though.

STW2010

5,748 posts

163 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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How are they getting back? Or is that the sequel to this thread?

stewjohnst

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2,444 posts

162 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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STW2010 said:
How are they getting back? Or is that the sequel to this thread?
The missus is coming back up with me on Sunday, as for the others? No idea as going separate ways on Saturday so that's me out of that pickle, didn't fancy a 200 mile tow job.

Monkeylegend

26,530 posts

232 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Oh..... T ow job, as you were.

stewjohnst

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2,444 posts

162 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Monkeylegend said:
Oh..... T ow job, as you were.
If I want one of those, I better not show her this thread, she's probably wondering why I'm so concerned about her progress and safety and is on the verge of thinking I'm being nice...

...she doesn't know the internet is waiting for an explosion biggrin

Greg_D

6,542 posts

247 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Monkeylegend said:
Oh..... T ow job, as you were.
to be fair, if i'd towed something 200 miles, i'd expect something a bit better than a cup of tea off the missus biggrin

Bill

52,984 posts

256 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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stewjohnst said:
"Nearly there"

Dammit! This is going to be one of those threads that doesn't deliver frown
biggrin it'll turn out he's so mechanically inept it's not the HG at all.

delboy735

1,656 posts

203 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Ozzie Osmond said:
When it fails, plod will close the motorway for at least 4 hours.

6 hours if there's a child in the car.

12 hours if there's a lesbian muslim involved...
24 hours if someone stands on the roof and threatens to jump off !!! smile

22Rgt

3,575 posts

128 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Tell her just to keep going no matter the smoke/noise from the engine. When it starts to rattle and knock and the revs seem to be falling advise her to change down through the gears but keep her foot to the floor!When its down to first and revving its tits off ram it it into reverse to blow the box as well. Once its rolled to a halt dump out a log on the drivers seat, brick on throttle pedal walk (run) away and what for the fireball. Bus home job done..

DonkeyApple

55,742 posts

170 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Big Rod said:
markmullen said:
Fill it with fosters.

It got one PHer home from Pistonfest in his TVR.
I know someone who ran out of water and topped their car up with pretty much anything they had to hand, including Coca Cola, urine, etc...

Got them over the Alps into Italy.
Over heated a classic mini 20 odd years ago in Reading.

Topped up the radiator by peeing into it. However, I singed my ball bag doing it.

Aeroresh

1,429 posts

233 months

Friday 22nd November 2013
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Id be more worried about what may happen to them on the hard shoulder once they've broken down as they don't seem too clued up on common sense?