A stage 1 remapped 335d, all the car you'll ever need??

[billzeebub]

Vladimir said:

Drek said:

You bite well, don't you? I'll bet you're not terribly bright in real life.

You stalk well, don't you? I bet you're not terribly tough in real life.

I'll ignore you all now unless any of you would care to meet in person. Which you won't.

Oh dear!..seem to be a lot of ex special-forces director types around this thread

..As for the 335d, no thanks

[Oilchange]

Oi! I'm an uneducated under-achiever! Leave us alone!!!!

and I don't have a finance or a 335d whatever that piece of nondescript rep-mobile tat is...

squeezebm said:

Or e90post in 2008

A classic uneducated little man,who has no friends and is a bit of a non achiever both in life and cars. But it's ok he has a 335d one of the best cars in the world........well until the 135i arrives if he passes finance

Vlad the man and his one man band "PR" company !

Absolute class

[squeezebm]

Oilchange said:

Oi! I'm an uneducated under-achiever! Leave us alone!!!!

and I don't have a finance or a 335d whatever that piece of nondescript rep-mobile tat is...

squeezebm said:

Or e90post in 2008

A classic uneducated little man,who has no friends and is a bit of a non achiever both in life and cars. But it's ok he has a 335d one of the best cars in the world........well until the 135i arrives if he passes finance

Vlad the man and his one man band "PR" company !

Absolute class

Yeh but I bet you can have a laugh at yourself and don't take things too seriously

Vlad is a tool and has a fat ugly mrs but is also awesome!

Edited by squeezebm on Friday 22 November 22:24

[Vladimir]

I have an Engineering degree.
How would we afford a £50k van and BM if our business wasn't doing quite well?
How will I afford the next car?
Sorry, I'm the thick one?

Life is beyond perfect down here thanks for asking.

[squeezebm]

Vladimir said:

I have an Engineering degree.
How would we afford a £50k van and BM if our business wasn't doing quite well?
How will I afford the next car?
Sorry, I'm the thick one?

Life is beyond perfect down here thanks for asking.

Degree .....check me to aren't we great
Van.....sorry I prefer cars but each to his own
Affordability......you can always afford more when you only rent
Thick one.....got to agree

Perfect life........yeh ok

[Drek]

5000+ posts and you still haven't really got the hang of this, have you? I'll bet all your stuff is financed and you don't own a single thing. Life on the drip, sweet eh?

[squeezebm]

Drek said:

5000+ posts and you still haven't really got the hang of this, have you? I'll bet all your stuff is financed and you don't own a single thing. Life on the drip, sweet eh?

Yeh but he's fun to play with when nothing on TV

[Vladimir]

Very fit, two lovely kids, an amazing wife, decent business doing well, live 2 mins from the sea, was surfing again at lunchtime today as I do most days, had five weeks in Europe this Summer, a month next year. No debts, plenty of savings, very little stress in life except for losers on the internet.

I can't do much about being a greying, balding old git but I've heard of worse lives.

Anyway enough about ME, what about you super successful, happy go lucky, wealthy, super fit guys all married to a supermodel with houses dotted around Europe? Come on, tell us how fantastic you all are. We'd love to know.

Back to the OP - anyone want a 57k mile 335d Touring to remap? ;-)

[Grandfondo]

Vladimir said:

Very fit, two lovely kids, an amazing wife, decent business doing well, live 2 mins from the sea, was surfing again at lunchtime today as I do most days, had five weeks in Europe this Summer, a month next year. No debts, plenty of savings, very little stress in life except for losers on the internet.

I can't do much about being a greying, balding old git but I've heard of worse lives.

Anyway enough about ME, what about you super successful, happy go lucky, wealthy, super fit guys all married to a supermodel with houses dotted around Europe? Come on, tell us how fantastic you all are. We'd love to know.

Back to the OP - anyone want a 57k mile 335d Touring to remap? ;-)

And modest with it!

[DonkeyApple]

fk me chaps. Calm down. Some pretty offensive stuff in the last few pages and the writers should be ashamed of themselves. No excuse for this type of behaviour.

[J4CKO]

squeezebm said:

J4CKO said:

OOOoo, its like Scoobynet circa 2006 !

Or e90post in 2008

A classic uneducated little man,who has no friends and is a bit of a non achiever both in life and cars. But it's ok he has a 335d one of the best cars in the world........well until the 135i arrives if he passes finance

Vlad the man and his one man band "PR" company !

Absolute class

He's alright really, just best avoiding any willy waving competitions, though even he used to pale next to the mighty Mycroft, a willy waver of such talent he could wave his own and three friends willies at simultaneously.

[iloveboost]

Patrick Bateman said:

So, proportional speaking, the M3 isn't having to use as many of its available revs?

Don't confuse people! No one takes into account gearing when saying that one engine is torquier than another!

[PlankWithANailIn]

If only I could remap my wife!

[squeezebm]

DonkeyApple said:

fk me chaps. Calm down. Some pretty offensive stuff in the last few pages and the writers should be ashamed of themselves. No excuse for this type of behaviour.

someone starting a post with fk me and moaning about offensive posting

classic ph

[DonkeyApple]

squeezebm said:

DonkeyApple said:

fk me chaps. Calm down. Some pretty offensive stuff in the last few pages and the writers should be ashamed of themselves. No excuse for this type of behaviour.

someone starting a post with fk me and moaning about offensive posting

classic ph

That's either a failure to comprehend basic contextual use of social expletives or you're clutching at straws.

I assume you therefor believe my post was targeted at you and so you are aware of your behaviour. Very unimpressive and simply not appropriate.

[anonymous-user]

Vladimir said:

Very fit, two lovely kids, an amazing wife, decent business doing well, live 2 mins from the sea, was surfing again at lunchtime today as I do most days, had five weeks in Europe this Summer, a month next year. No debts, plenty of savings, very little stress in life except for losers on the internet.

I can't do much about being a greying, balding old git but I've heard of worse lives.

Anyway enough about ME, what about you super successful, happy go lucky, wealthy, super fit guys all married to a supermodel with houses dotted around Europe? Come on, tell us how fantastic you all are. We'd love to know.

Back to the OP - anyone want a 57k mile 335d Touring to remap? ;-)

If everything is so great, why do you feel the need to constantly try and justify yourself on the internet?

[don'tbesilly]

St John Smythe said:

Vladimir said:

Very fit, two lovely kids, an amazing wife, decent business doing well, live in a rented house 2 mins from the sea, was surfing again at lunchtime today as I do most days, had five weeks in Europe this Summer, a month next year. No debts, plenty of savings, very little stress in life except for losers on the internet.

I can't do much about being a greying, balding old git but I've heard of worse lives.

Anyway enough about ME, what about you super successful, happy go lucky, wealthy, super fit guys all married to a supermodel with houses dotted around Europe? Come on, tell us how fantastic you all are. I'd love to know.

Back to the OP - anyone want a 57k mile 335d Touring to remap? ;-)

Edited for factuality

If everything is so great, why do you feel the need to constantly try and justify yourself on the internet?

It's the same old stuff trotted out time after time and under different user names.

Just google 'matteeboy' or '335diesel', the Guy lives on the web, and one has to wonder how he ever managed to father two children!

Classic stuff:

http://www.carcarefox.com/16195253/335diesel---Whe...

http://bbs.scoobynet.com/other-marques-33/799861-3...

Edited by don'tbesilly on Saturday 23 November 09:33

[Drek]

don'tbesilly said:

It's the same old stuff trotted out time after time and under different user names.

Just google 'matteeboy' or '335diesel', the Guy lives on the web, and one has to wonder how he ever managed to father two children!

Classic stuff:

http://www.carcarefox.com/16195253/335diesel---Whe...

http://bbs.scoobynet.com/other-marques-33/799861-3...

Edited by don'tbesilly on Saturday 23 November 09:33

Well at least he's been consistent over the years. What a tool.

[matchmaker]

J4CKO said:

OOOoo, its like Scoobynet circa 2006 !

All that is missing is pslewis

[oceanview]

St John Smythe said:

Vladimir said:

Very fit, two lovely kids, an amazing wife, decent business doing well, live 2 mins from the sea, was surfing again at lunchtime today as I do most days, had five weeks in Europe this Summer, a month next year. No debts, plenty of savings, very little stress in life except for losers on the internet.

I can't do much about being a greying, balding old git but I've heard of worse lives.

Anyway enough about ME, what about you super successful, happy go lucky, wealthy, super fit guys all married to a supermodel with houses dotted around Europe? Come on, tell us how fantastic you all are. We'd love to know.

Back to the OP - anyone want a 57k mile 335d Touring to remap? ;-)

If everything is so great, why do you feel the need to constantly try and justify yourself on the internet?

Quite!! Has all that but also one massive chip on his shoulder!

Hell, just him alone, is enough to put you off 335d's for life!