How much can you spend on a not-that-nice car?

[ClintonB]

morgrp said:

nyxster said:

hands down to audi for the ability to built an utter turd of a car for the price of a decent Ferrari.

£83,000 for a beige front wheel drive diesel A7, austin princess.



Only thing missing is the vinyl roof.

good work my friend - 83k!!!

£89k is doable (with options costing more than the car) & as that involves Exclusive paint, you can presumably order it in that exact shade of Princess yuk.

[WeirdNeville]

Inspired by another thread, how about a Blue Toyota truck for £61,182

[nyxster]

ClintonB said:

morgrp said:

nyxster said:

hands down to audi for the ability to built an utter turd of a car for the price of a decent Ferrari.

£83,000 for a beige front wheel drive diesel A7, austin princess.



Only thing missing is the vinyl roof.

good work my friend - 83k!!!

£89k is doable (with options costing more than the car) & as that involves Exclusive paint, you can presumably order it in that exact shade of Princess yuk.

I think that included exclusive leather as well so you can have them match the leather to the dogst brown original vinyl.

[W00DY]

mig25_foxbat2003 said:

Couldn't quite push it to over the £30k mark, but it's still a diesel auto minibus that's as ugly as sin!

Is that a yellow roof panel on a beige people carrier? Top work.

[W00DY]

120 raging diesel ponies in this velour appointed sex-mobile for just north of 30g.

Noice.

[Swoxy]

Anyone want to spend £101.5k on an electric Cayenne? ...

Edited by Swoxy on Saturday 1st January 22:41

[Asterix]

WeirdNeville said:

Inspired by another thread, how about a Blue Toyota truck for £61,182

Bloody good cars those.

[WeirdNeville]

I don't disagree, no doubt a 318d is a bloody good car, but is the Toyota £61k of good? When you can get one for well under half that?

[Swoxy]

You cant, the Land Cruiser V8 starts at £59k and the Land Cruiser, which starts at £34k, is a totally different vehicle.

[BrabusMog]

Absolute shocker - Polo in drag for £25,605!

[Swoxy]

It looks good value compared to a nasty 1.6 CLC for £28k ...

Edited by Swoxy on Saturday 1st January 22:48

[911p]

You lot are rubbish! Where's my prize.



Boggo spec Astra, wheels no bigger than 16" and poverty spec paint.

[Haighermeister]

What options?

[911p]

Haighermeister said:

What options?

Well not many. Standard wheels, cloth interior and non-metallic paint all still there. Yours for £26k.

[W00DY]

That Astra is a bargain compared to this. Made sure not to double anything up and it doesn't have leather or Nav or anything particularly fancy.

[twazzock]

Many of you deserve a standing ovation. Hilarious thread with some truly shocking examples.

[KennyGT]

nyxster said:

The worst of everything.

Moss Green Astra 5 door diesel automatic. £32,615.00!!

Edited by nyxster on Saturday 1st January 17:07

I have seen it all now, I would not pay £32 for a vauxhall let alone 32k!