RE: Nissan 'Super Juke' Is No Joke

[ajprice]

Nismo Juke

http://www.autoblog.com/2011/11/28/nissan-juke-nis...


Bodykit, 19" wheels, and a power tweak to the standard 1.6.

[Stew2000]

That ain't bad.

[Johnboy Mac]

Juke
Joke
Jreat!

10/10 to Nissan.

[timewatch]

And a new Rally car is born!

TW>>>

[Stew2000]

The Juke is as big as a Range Rover. I'm thinking more Dakar Rally.

[dinkel]

I had a standard Juke for a day - replacement car - and hated the plastic. Even the gear box felt plastic!

Nissan do a good jobbie to produce a car 99% of the drivers will feel comfy in . . .

[alexmckie]

Am I being thick or something....

I thought it was LHD in the earlier Vid's....

[TobesH]

martynr said:

Nissan Joke should have been called. At least it would be funny...

There are some terrible 'scrapage scheme special' sh*t box cars out there clogging up our roads aren't there?
You know the ones, generally cr*ppy people carrier cars mindless people scrapped their £3,000 perfectly good cars for and traded in for something like these...

Nissan QuasQunt
Nissan Jerk
Honda Jizz
Kia PicQunto
Citroen Pisscaso
Suzuki Wagon R Sh*t

My rant for the morning, sorry!

[Oddball RS]

Turd sarnie, just because you can, doesn't mean you always should.

[MidnightXR6]

That is just naughty and want so much.

[MB 1]

I'd buy one if sensibly priced...

[elementad]

ajprice said:

Nismo Juke

http://www.autoblog.com/2011/11/28/nissan-juke-nis...


Bodykit, 19" wheels, and a power tweak to the standard 1.6.

Not for me , but i think that image looks pretty good.

Looks better than a fiesta st or corsa vxr etc etc.

Actually it might open them up a new market.
Over in Hong Kong you'll often see a Honda Jazz (think theyre called "fit" over there) that actually look quite sporty and unlike the old persons ice cream van you see over here. They have a nice factory fit body kit and look acceptable and more desirable than over here. Perhaps this NISMO Juke may open up the doors to people who were thinking of a small vehicle (but dont want the typical british version of a Jazz looks) and MAYBE this nismo will entice a few new customers who opt for warmish hatches which currently Nissan dont cater for at all.

[toon10]

amoeba said:

I do wonder if the Juke is one of those cars that 'grows on you' like the fat-bottom Megane.... Probably not.

The Megane never grew on me and I doubt very much I'll ever think, hhmm I'll hand over some of my hard earned money on a Juke. Really don't see any appeal at all, not even with spoilers and bling bits.

[bugster]

This is helping me warm to the Juke. Only in this spec tho.

[Mr Gear]

Stew2000 said:

The Juke is as big as a Range Rover. I'm thinking more Dakar Rally.

Not it's not! It's closer in size to a Micra!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_B_platform

[GTiR Al]

Mr Gear said:

Not it's not! It's closer in size to a Micra!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_B_platform

I was going to say - you could almost fit one of these inside a Range Rover

[dvs_dave]

Look forward to seeing this and having a poke around it at the next Nissan Sunday Service.

[Stew2000]

It's too weird for supercar racing
http://youtu.be/3ZbffdYDpKg