RE: BMW M2: Review

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NDNDNDND

2,046 posts

185 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Ares said:
NDNDNDND said:
hufggfg said:
Sorry, I should have been more clear, what I mean is "the ultimate driver's car within the sector". It of course doesn't compare with real stripped out sports cars, but for what it is (4 seat, comfortable, daily useable) then they are very much targeting the "driver's" end of the market.
Or rather it's aimed at people who *think* they're at the "drivers'" end of the market, but actually prefer fake engine noise and don't know how to change gear.
Begs the question as to what is *SO* much better in the 4 seats/comfortable/daily user *drivers car* market?

What do *real* *drivers* *buy*?
I dunno.

Probably trying to doggedly keep a geriatric E36 alive, while muttering things about cable throttles and clutch delay valves under their breath.

NDNDNDND

2,046 posts

185 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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HighwayStar said:
NDNDNDND said:
hufggfg said:
Sorry, I should have been more clear, what I mean is "the ultimate driver's car within the sector". It of course doesn't compare with real stripped out sports cars, but for what it is (4 seat, comfortable, daily useable) then they are very much targeting the "driver's" end of the market.
Or rather it's aimed at people who *think* they're at the "drivers'" end of the market, but actually prefer fake engine noise and don't know how to change gear.
So, you've driven it then?
No. Have you? I've read a couple of reviews which state it plays fake engine noise and rev-matches your gearchanges on both up and downshifts. Both make it about as appealing to me an X6 diesel. But then I buy cars for fun, not vanity - so I guess I'm not really in the target demographic.

Pommygranite

14,285 posts

218 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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NDNDNDND said:
HighwayStar said:
NDNDNDND said:
hufggfg said:
Sorry, I should have been more clear, what I mean is "the ultimate driver's car within the sector". It of course doesn't compare with real stripped out sports cars, but for what it is (4 seat, comfortable, daily useable) then they are very much targeting the "driver's" end of the market.
Or rather it's aimed at people who *think* they're at the "drivers'" end of the market, but actually prefer fake engine noise and don't know how to change gear.
So, you've driven it then?
No. Have you? I've read a couple of reviews which state it plays fake engine noise and rev-matches your gearchanges on both up and downshifts. Both make it about as appealing to me an X6 diesel. But then I buy cars for fun, not vanity - so I guess I'm not really in the target demographic.
What do you drive?


HighwayStar

4,363 posts

146 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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NDNDNDND said:
HighwayStar said:
NDNDNDND said:
hufggfg said:
Sorry, I should have been more clear, what I mean is "the ultimate driver's car within the sector". It of course doesn't compare with real stripped out sports cars, but for what it is (4 seat, comfortable, daily useable) then they are very much targeting the "driver's" end of the market.
Or rather it's aimed at people who *think* they're at the "drivers'" end of the market, but actually prefer fake engine noise and don't know how to change gear.
So, you've driven it then?
No. Have you? I've read a couple of reviews which state it plays fake engine noise and rev-matches your gearchanges on both up and downshifts. Both make it about as appealing to me an X6 diesel. But then I buy cars for fun, not vanity - so I guess I'm not really in the target demographic.
No I haven't driven but I'm not claiming that I know how it is.... and you know what I don't go by what I've read either. What ever car I've bought I've gone out and driven it first and then made up my own mind. We can all read, some better than others it appears wink
Lots of cars are pumping noise into the cab through the speakers, not just BMW. I have no idea what it sounds like in reality but plenty of owners have said they can't tell. It's not obvious. Me, I'd try it out first and then decide. Rev matching is on the down changes only. Turned off in Sport+ which also turns off the stability control. Did you read that too? Sounds like something that should be right up the street of the hero you obviously are. You can do it all, heel and toe while valiantly keeping it out the hedges and ditches as you go. Vanity... Hmmm. I seen people in all kinds of cars every day and you know what... I never wonder why they bought them, I couldn't care less.

bennyboysvuk

3,491 posts

250 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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PHMatt said:
AOK said:
No programmable M button(s) on the steering wheel, as featured on M3, M4, M5, M6, X5M, X6M etc. Even the 1M had this.
That's great. Get in car. Drive car.
WIN.
Does it have the M-button anywhere else to instantly recall your favourite driving settings? If it doesn't then that's about as frustrating as the M135i. i.e. very.

Ares

11,000 posts

122 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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NDNDNDND said:
HighwayStar said:
NDNDNDND said:
hufggfg said:
Sorry, I should have been more clear, what I mean is "the ultimate driver's car within the sector". It of course doesn't compare with real stripped out sports cars, but for what it is (4 seat, comfortable, daily useable) then they are very much targeting the "driver's" end of the market.
Or rather it's aimed at people who *think* they're at the "drivers'" end of the market, but actually prefer fake engine noise and don't know how to change gear.
So, you've driven it then?
No. Have you? I've read a couple of reviews which state it plays fake engine noise and rev-matches your gearchanges on both up and downshifts. Both make it about as appealing to me an X6 diesel. But then I buy cars for fun, not vanity - so I guess I'm not really in the target demographic.
Yes, because all the reviews have said the M2 isn't in any way fun. rolleyes


But then if all you can whinge about is the (allegedly) fake noise and the rev matching (neither of which make the car more/less fun to drive), it must be a f*ckng great car.

NDNDNDND

2,046 posts

185 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Ares said:
Yes, because all the reviews have said the M2 isn't in any way fun. rolleyes


But then if all you can whinge about is the (allegedly) fake noise and the rev matching (neither of which make the car more/less fun to drive), it must be a f*ckng great car.
If the rev-matching and fake noise don't impinge on your idea of 'fun' then it must be perfect for you, but both of these make me feel faintly nauseous.

I did say before it sounds like a great car, and theoretically something I'd love, but the formula appears to have been soured by a couple of really crappy ideas: fake engine noise and enforced rev-matching on both up and down shifts (unless you forgo the stability control, which is supposedly so well implemented that turning it off on the roads is a folly).

NDNDNDND

2,046 posts

185 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Pommygranite said:
What do you drive?
Nothing you'd approve of. None of them are remotely valuable, two of them have no power-steering and none have bluetooth.

cerb4.5lee

31,065 posts

182 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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kambites said:
cerb4.5lee said:
I appreciate that I am stuck in the past but looking at the weight of all these cars just makes me pretty sad and crash protection and mod cons certainly have a lot to answer for in diluting the driving experience.
You must be stuck a very long way into the past - this is very similar in terms of dimensions and weight to the E36 M3. With the exception of the E30 M-cars have never been particularly light.
I just tend to think back to my XR4x4's, a 2.9 V6 and 4WD but weighed 1250kg, maybe it's just my own train of thought but I just think 1400kg plus as being a heavy car.

HighwayStar

4,363 posts

146 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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NDNDNDND said:
Ares said:
Yes, because all the reviews have said the M2 isn't in any way fun. rolleyes


But then if all you can whinge about is the (allegedly) fake noise and the rev matching (neither of which make the car more/less fun to drive), it must be a f*ckng great car.
If the rev-matching and fake noise don't impinge on your idea of 'fun' then it must be perfect for you, but both of these make me feel faintly nauseous.

I did say before it sounds like a great car, and theoretically something I'd love, but the formula appears to have been soured by a couple of really crappy ideas: fake engine noise and enforced rev-matching on both up and down shifts (unless you forgo the stability control, which is supposedly so well implemented that turning it off on the roads is a folly).
..... makes you feel faintly nauseous!!! lol. What happens when you have some actual real problems in your life, ones that actually affect you wink

kambites

67,708 posts

223 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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cerb4.5lee said:
I just tend to think back to my XR4x4's, a 2.9 V6 and 4WD but weighed 1250kg, maybe it's just my own train of thought but I just think 1400kg plus as being a heavy car.
The BMW is a "luxury" car first and a performance car second. The Sierra was not.

NDNDNDND

2,046 posts

185 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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HighwayStar said:
NDNDNDND said:
Ares said:
Yes, because all the reviews have said the M2 isn't in any way fun. rolleyes


But then if all you can whinge about is the (allegedly) fake noise and the rev matching (neither of which make the car more/less fun to drive), it must be a f*ckng great car.
If the rev-matching and fake noise don't impinge on your idea of 'fun' then it must be perfect for you, but both of these make me feel faintly nauseous.

I did say before it sounds like a great car, and theoretically something I'd love, but the formula appears to have been soured by a couple of really crappy ideas: fake engine noise and enforced rev-matching on both up and down shifts (unless you forgo the stability control, which is supposedly so well implemented that turning it off on the roads is a folly).
..... makes you feel faintly nauseous!!! lol. What happens when you have some actual real problems in your life, ones that actually affect you wink
Weird response. Anyway, if you bought this car, I'm sure you'd look really good in it. That's what's important, right? You could make it your facebook profile pic and everything.

Ares

11,000 posts

122 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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NDNDNDND said:
Ares said:
Yes, because all the reviews have said the M2 isn't in any way fun. rolleyes


But then if all you can whinge about is the (allegedly) fake noise and the rev matching (neither of which make the car more/less fun to drive), it must be a f*ckng great car.
If the rev-matching and fake noise don't impinge on your idea of 'fun' then it must be perfect for you, but both of these make me feel faintly nauseous.

I did say before it sounds like a great car, and theoretically something I'd love, but the formula appears to have been soured by a couple of really crappy ideas: fake engine noise and enforced rev-matching on both up and down shifts (unless you forgo the stability control, which is supposedly so well implemented that turning it off on the roads is a folly).
I guess you hark back to the days of double de-clutching too. Theses synchromeshes, ruin all the fun....

If your notion of rev matching (which hell/toe was intended for, and Ferraris have had for a generation or 2) is a crappy idea and would put you off, then I suggest you are looking for reasons. As I say, thats all that puts you off, you are cutting your nose off to spite your face.

Piped in noise is wholly undetectable. Mine has it, with it deactivated there is no difference. Ditto the M4. It's an issue people love you whinge about yet most have probably never sampled it and realised what a case of Emperors New Clothes it is.

Ares

11,000 posts

122 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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NDNDNDND said:
Weird response. Anyway, if you bought this car, I'm sure you'd look really good in it. That's what's important, right? You could make it your facebook profile pic and everything.
Just twigged.....some schools don't go back until tomorrow.

kambites

67,708 posts

223 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Ares said:
I guess you hark back to the days of double de-clutching too. Theses synchromeshes, ruin all the fun....
Depends on what you're using the car for, IMO. I'd love a crash box in a car I was driving primarily for fun but it'd irritate me in a daily driver.

HighwayStar

4,363 posts

146 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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NDNDNDND said:
HighwayStar said:
NDNDNDND said:
Ares said:
Yes, because all the reviews have said the M2 isn't in any way fun. rolleyes


But then if all you can whinge about is the (allegedly) fake noise and the rev matching (neither of which make the car more/less fun to drive), it must be a f*ckng great car.
If the rev-matching and fake noise don't impinge on your idea of 'fun' then it must be perfect for you, but both of these make me feel faintly nauseous.

I did say before it sounds like a great car, and theoretically something I'd love, but the formula appears to have been soured by a couple of really crappy ideas: fake engine noise and enforced rev-matching on both up and down shifts (unless you forgo the stability control, which is supposedly so well implemented that turning it off on the roads is a folly).
..... makes you feel faintly nauseous!!! lol. What happens when you have some actual real problems in your life, ones that actually affect you wink
Weird response. Anyway, if you bought this car, I'm sure you'd look really good in it. That's what's important, right? You could make it your facebook profile pic and everything.
Now that is a WEIRD response!! You rascal, are you trying to get a bite? wink Your a presumptuous fellow aren't you.
I'll answer your question. No, how I look in a car is not important to me. Facebook, I have an account but I'm one of those people who doesn't use it. I haven't posted anything on it in yearssss. Never posted a pic of any car, past or present, on it. Can you say the same?
Also if you'd read my earlier comments you know what car I'm looking at next, and it's not the M2!

giger

732 posts

196 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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I honestly don't know what most people here are smoking. It has been reviewed by most of the worlds top motoring press on track in M DCT spec and on local roads around Laguna Sec in Manual spec. Everyone has loved the car, giving it either 4, 4.5 or 5 out of 5! That's pretty incredible. The weight has been mentioned in a number of reviews, but no one has said that it spoils the drive. The rev matching has also been mentioned, but again no one has said that it spoils the drive. No one that reviewed it has commented negatively about the synthesised sound (which many cars use).

Why the hate?!


Guvernator

13,203 posts

167 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Ares said:
Piped in noise is wholly undetectable. Mine has it, with it deactivated there is no difference. Ditto the M4. It's an issue people love you whinge about yet most have probably never sampled it and realised what a case of Emperors New Clothes it is.
Sorry not wanting to add fuel to the fire but I've sampled the piped in noise on an M4 and it's horrid to the point that after 15 mins in it, that's all I could hear. It's one of thos once heard, you can't un-hear it type scenarios.. There was even a whole PH article on it so lots of people obviously feel the same way. What makes it even more weird is that when people finally worked out a relatively easy way turn it off, the car sounds much better so not really sure why BMW feel the need to do it tbh.

hufggfg

654 posts

195 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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NDNDNDND said:
Nothing you'd approve of. None of them are remotely valuable, two of them have no power-steering and none have bluetooth.
They sound like fun, what are they? I'm not a car snob, I like loads of things that are worth practically nothing.


I get what you're saying, would I prefer a car without the pumped in sound? absolutely. Would I rather the rev-matching was completely switchable? of course. There are lots of other things I'd rather as well, such as a NA engine, and hydraulic steering, but I get that manufacturers don't make a car for just me, they make one for a huge number of people with different wants/needs (and in difficult regulatory framework), but within that spectrum, the M2 seems to be much more closely targeted to those of us who actually like to drive!

Don't get me wrong, there are lots of other cars that are better, but for me the M2 would be the daily, not the weekend toy. So having some luxuries are useful and I don't begrudge others for wanting them.


kambites

67,708 posts

223 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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I'm probably unusual in this on PH but I quite like the principle of piped in sound if they can do it properly.

Cars should be as near to silent as possible on the outside IMO, I don't want to be woken up by other people's engines or to worry about waking up my neighbours when I leave for work. However, if the manufacturers can make them sound good inside I don't really see a downside as long as it's switchable. It adds no weight (assuming the car already has a stereo) so it's harmless from a driving point of view. Of course there's a significant "if" in all of that - the systems I've experienced have been pretty dire.