What's the least cool car ever
Discussion
renault wind.
any range/land rover et al conversion with "kahn" badging on it.
those grotty little 1 series BMW coupe things that look like Noddy drives them........ are they booted saloons or something. (cue rant about their amazing abilities) I don't care if you bought one, you still look like you walked in to BMW, saw the two signs for "mens" cars and "ladies & transgender" cars and took the turn for "ladies".
prior to that the BMW 3 series compact..... the ones that looked like half a car.
any range/land rover et al conversion with "kahn" badging on it.
those grotty little 1 series BMW coupe things that look like Noddy drives them........ are they booted saloons or something. (cue rant about their amazing abilities) I don't care if you bought one, you still look like you walked in to BMW, saw the two signs for "mens" cars and "ladies & transgender" cars and took the turn for "ladies".
prior to that the BMW 3 series compact..... the ones that looked like half a car.
austinsmirk said:
renault wind.
any range/land rover et al conversion with "kahn" badging on it.
those grotty little 1 series BMW coupe things that look like Noddy drives them........ are they booted saloons or something. (cue rant about their amazing abilities) I don't care if you bought one, you still look like you walked in to BMW, saw the two signs for "mens" cars and "ladies & transgender" cars and took the turn for "ladies".
prior to that the BMW 3 series compact..... the ones that looked like half a car.
any range/land rover et al conversion with "kahn" badging on it.
those grotty little 1 series BMW coupe things that look like Noddy drives them........ are they booted saloons or something. (cue rant about their amazing abilities) I don't care if you bought one, you still look like you walked in to BMW, saw the two signs for "mens" cars and "ladies & transgender" cars and took the turn for "ladies".
prior to that the BMW 3 series compact..... the ones that looked like half a car.
Big Rod said:
Blown2CV said:
MarshPhantom said:
Any big old Eighties coupe with the T-Bar or removable roof.
i'm afraid all of those things are amazing!
Willy Nilly said:
Big Rod said:
Blown2CV said:
MarshPhantom said:
Any big old Eighties coupe with the T-Bar or removable roof.
i'm afraid all of those things are amazing!
Dave200 said:
I present, the humble Nissan 100NX.
A (s
te) 1.6 Nissan Sunny, masquerading as a very ugly coupé. The very definition of "naff".
And in that vein, I would go with the Calibra.A (s
te) 1.6 Nissan Sunny, masquerading as a very ugly coupé. The very definition of "naff".
People raved about the looks, but they were nothing special to me, and they sat so awkwardly on that Cavalier chassis.
Just, no!
Baz Tench said:
And in that vein, I would go with the Calibra.
People raved about the looks, but they were nothing special to me, and they sat so awkwardly on that Cavalier chassis.
Just, no!
Shame really, the Calibra looked like a good idea and would have been great if they had evolved the design to add a little more detailing and style to distinguish it from the Cavalier. Then again Vauxhall do a lot of that, come up with an interesting design that has potential - and then do nothing with it.People raved about the looks, but they were nothing special to me, and they sat so awkwardly on that Cavalier chassis.
Just, no!
To continue the theme. The Vauxhall Tigra. Or Tiiiiiiigra</nasal voice> is it was known around here.
Advertised as being not the car for people who folded their pyjamas or ironed creases in their jeans, It became known as the sort of car bought by people who fold their pyjamas and iron creases in their jeans. Almost always seemed to be in babypoo brown, or hideous purple. It also looked underwheeled, and like it was stood on tiptoes. Similar to the Puma which was released at the same time, yet without the charm, engineering and enjoyability.
KM666 said:
Seeker UK said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wartburg_353
Willy Nilly said:
Big Rod said:
Blown2CV said:
MarshPhantom said:
Any big old Eighties coupe with the T-Bar or removable roof.
i'm afraid all of those things are amazing!toon10 said:
Baryonyx said:
toon10 said:
Ha, I was going to post this myself. My neighbour has one and he's even got the Bentley badge stuck on the front. He's in his 50's and has Ayrton Senna stickers on it, a private 'Senna' plate. He plays his music at teenage decibel levels (only his music choices are terrible.) He's happy though, when he rides past he must think the teenage girls all think he's cool when in reality, they think he's something that ryhmes with cool 
Did he used to have a white SLK covered in red 'Senna' stickers and then later, a CLS with a very loud exhaust?
These were pretty much the least cool car to have when I was growing up.
Or these?
Modern equivalent?
Although these especially in V6 guise are a lot better than they look. Does this make it quite cool?
In terms of trying too hard though but not being cool though, I think this has to take the biscuit.
Not the A5 per se (but this is one of the worse culprits) but that colour combination. I wouldn't mind an S5 V8 manual but in a dark colour and I don't mind white cars or black wheels (just not together). Becomes less cool, the more expensive the car. Not so bad on a Clio but very uncool on a Maserati GranTurismo!
Or these?
Modern equivalent?
Although these especially in V6 guise are a lot better than they look. Does this make it quite cool?
In terms of trying too hard though but not being cool though, I think this has to take the biscuit.
Not the A5 per se (but this is one of the worse culprits) but that colour combination. I wouldn't mind an S5 V8 manual but in a dark colour and I don't mind white cars or black wheels (just not together). Becomes less cool, the more expensive the car. Not so bad on a Clio but very uncool on a Maserati GranTurismo!
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