Which "stealth" fast car ?

Which "stealth" fast car ?

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giblet

8,879 posts

178 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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blearyeyedboy said:
Which begs the question... Why two? Did something happen to the first one?
Sold the first one as it was proving to be difficult to run and insure such a car at the age of 22. The second one had a few more issues than I expected, didn't do my homework when buying it and got stung by the seller so it was sold on for parts. I'll probably end up getting another one as I like them so much.

Grovsie26

1,302 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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cjb1 said:
OK, it's not straight out of a VX showroom but it is kinda fun, my lads "1.2" Corsa SXi+ just lowered a bit, nice wheels and knocking out in excess of 270BHP, wolf in sheeps clothing that scares the crap out of VXR's, Type 'R's, 'ST's and the like.



Not a 1.2 is it? Probly doesn't even have the same engine. We can all throw another engine in and make a st car fast in a straight line, cus thats what ya lads corsa is lol.

Grovsie26

1,302 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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doogz said:
I love how you stoat about this forum slagging everyone elses car, driving what you do.

Tastes of iron.
Glad i amuse you. When i get it mapped it's gonna be rapid innit.

So ive not got a point then? Don't think including modified cars let alone engine swapped cars is right for these Q car threads, as it's pretty obvious.

Also you love following me around don't ya?


Powerrr

1,978 posts

173 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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Grovsie26 said:
Glad i amuse you. When i get it mapped it's gonna be rapid innit.

So ive not got a point then? Don't think including modified cars let alone engine swapped cars is right for these Q car threads, as it's pretty obvious.

Also you love following me around don't ya?
Ach weesht bawjaws.

Grovsie26

1,302 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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doogz said:
Sure, rapid laugh

I disagree with your point. Although more than that, I disagree with the way you make it.



Looking at that, I certainly wouldn't have guessed it would do 0-60 in under 5 seconds. Don't think it's 'pretty obvious'
Boo hoo, don't like it, don't comment on it then. It's a still a old corsa i.e st.

JonRB

74,877 posts

273 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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Grovsie26 said:
Boo hoo, don't like it, don't comment on it then. It's a still a old corsa i.e st.
What is your actual problem? Just leave it, FFS. rolleyes

Grovsie26

1,302 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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doogz said:
Can you justify that in any way? Or is it just st, because you're a bit dim, and that's what you're saying?

It's fast, and you wouldn't expect it to be fast. Kinda the point of the thread, isn't it?
It's a Corsa.

cjb1

2,000 posts

152 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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Grovsie26 said:
cjb1 said:
OK, it's not straight out of a VX showroom but it is kinda fun, my lads "1.2" Corsa SXi+ just lowered a bit, nice wheels and knocking out in excess of 270BHP, wolf in sheeps clothing that scares the crap out of VXR's, Type 'R's, 'ST's and the like.



Not a 1.2 is it? Probly doesn't even have the same engine. We can all throw another engine in and make a st car fast in a straight line, cus thats what ya lads corsa is lol.
Not a 1.2 is it? 272BHP from a 1.2,No st Sherlock! You're a comic are you?

Z20LET 2.0 litre turbocharged engine and GSi gearbox, competition clutch, Uprated brakes (4 pot calipers front on bigger O.D. vented cross drilled discs, SRi sub-frame and disc conversion to the rear) Aftermarket front mounted larger intercooler, uprated anti roll bars, coil overs all round, fully polybushed, after market MAF & Induction, stage three remap, Powerflow 3-1/2" stainless exhaust manifold to tailbox.

Yeah, you're spot on, we just threw in another engine you bloody gonk!

cjb1

2,000 posts

152 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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JonRB said:
Grovsie26 said:
Boo hoo, don't like it, don't comment on it then. It's a still a old corsa i.e st.
What is your actual problem? Just leave it, FFS. rolleyes
Again, the boys a genius, he can recognise the shape of a Corsa, I can also recognise the shape of a Honda Civic Diesel (wanna be Type 'R') too, st now I'm a genius too?

cjb1

2,000 posts

152 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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doogz said:
Grovsie26 said:
Boo hoo, don't like it, don't comment on it then. It's a still a old corsa i.e st.
Can you justify that in any way? Or is it just st, because you're a bit dim, and that's what you're saying?

It's fast, and you wouldn't expect it to be fast. Kinda the point of the thread, isn't it?
Ahhh, how refreshing, someone on here that actually knows what the fk their talking about!! It's fast, and you wouldn't expect it to be fast...........

For those of you who disagree, please g get a thesaurus (microsoft word is a good one)check the word stealth, it gives you Covert, check covert in the thesaurus, it says STEALTH, play thesaurus ping-pong all day, it will still tell you stealth is covert,crafty,secret,sneaky, concealed! Thanks Doogz

JonRB

74,877 posts

273 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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Well, this little bcensoredchfest is getting extremely tedious, so "Ahmm Ooot"

vinnie83

3,367 posts

194 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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cjb1 said:
Grovsie26 said:
cjb1 said:
OK, it's not straight out of a VX showroom but it is kinda fun, my lads "1.2" Corsa SXi+ just lowered a bit, nice wheels and knocking out in excess of 270BHP, wolf in sheeps clothing that scares the crap out of VXR's, Type 'R's, 'ST's and the like.



Not a 1.2 is it? Probly doesn't even have the same engine. We can all throw another engine in and make a st car fast in a straight line, cus thats what ya lads corsa is lol.
Not a 1.2 is it? 272BHP from a 1.2,No st Sherlock! You're a comic are you?

Z20LET 2.0 litre turbocharged engine and GSi gearbox, competition clutch, Uprated brakes (4 pot calipers front on bigger O.D. vented cross drilled discs, SRi sub-frame and disc conversion to the rear) Aftermarket front mounted larger intercooler, uprated anti roll bars, coil overs all round, fully polybushed, after market MAF & Induction, stage three remap, Powerflow 3-1/2" stainless exhaust manifold to tailbox.

Yeah, you're spot on, we just threw in another engine you bloody gonk!
I don't understand the PH attitude sometimes.

I mean, yes it's a modified corsa - far from my type of car, in fact I dislike modified hatchbacks in the majority of cases... but this one has obviously got more than the usual bodykit and bling wheels.

With all respect, I think that the Honda civic you drive is a bit erm... well, I certainly wouldn't spend my own money on it. But it's not my place to try to put you down because of your choice in car - why do it to someone else - someone who is obviously very proud of it?

It's not to your taste - scroll down to the next post. Would you stand in a car park and say to this chap that his sons corsa is st? You'd probably expect a punch in the face if you did.

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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cjb1 said:
OK, it's not straight out of a VX showroom but it is kinda fun, my lads "1.2" Corsa SXi+ just lowered a bit, nice wheels and knocking out in excess of 270BHP, wolf in sheeps clothing that scares the crap out of VXR's, Type 'R's, 'ST's and the like.



I actually really like that, is there a more detailed thread on it somewhere? Not what I would personally buy, but it looks great fun.

I am in two minds as to whether it belongs in this thread or not - I have seen many that look like it that are completely standard under the bonnet so it would surprise some, but on the other hand even Joe Public could tell it has been modified as it is clearly not standard.

Regardless, a lot of work has gone into it and I think it is very poor form people coming on here claiming it is st. Not to your tastes fair enough, but it is not exactly a Halfords special with cut springs and a nail through the exhaust. As the poster above said, you wouldn't go and say that to the owner if you saw him in person!

Moving on, I actually saw an E500 estate this morning. Looked exactly the same as a normal one (it didn't have the AMG kit on it) and the only thing that set it apart from an E270 CDI was the badge on the boot. Take that off, and no one will ever know. Love it!

DLovett

329 posts

164 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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Mercedes-Benz E500 T, preferably in beige.

4.7-litre, twin-turbo V8 putting out 408 HP, capable of 0-60 in about 4.6-4.8 seconds.

cjb1

2,000 posts

152 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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vinnie83 said:
cjb1 said:
Grovsie26 said:
cjb1 said:
OK, it's not straight out of a VX showroom but it is kinda fun, my lads "1.2" Corsa SXi+ just lowered a bit, nice wheels and knocking out in excess of 270BHP, wolf in sheeps clothing that scares the crap out of VXR's, Type 'R's, 'ST's and the like.



Not a 1.2 is it? Probly doesn't even have the same engine. We can all throw another engine in and make a st car fast in a straight line, cus thats what ya lads corsa is lol.
Not a 1.2 is it? 272BHP from a 1.2,No st Sherlock! You're a comic are you?

Z20LET 2.0 litre turbocharged engine and GSi gearbox, competition clutch, Uprated brakes (4 pot calipers front on bigger O.D. vented cross drilled discs, SRi sub-frame and disc conversion to the rear) Aftermarket front mounted larger intercooler, uprated anti roll bars, coil overs all round, fully polybushed, after market MAF & Induction, stage three remap, Powerflow 3-1/2" stainless exhaust manifold to tailbox.

Yeah, you're spot on, we just threw in another engine you bloody gonk!
I don't understand the PH attitude sometimes.

I mean, yes it's a modified corsa - far from my type of car, in fact I dislike modified hatchbacks in the majority of cases... but this one has obviously got more than the usual bodykit and bling wheels.

With all respect, I think that the Honda civic you drive is a bit erm... well, I certainly wouldn't spend my own money on it. But it's not my place to try to put you down because of your choice in car - why do it to someone else - someone who is obviously very proud of it?

It's not to your taste - scroll down to the next post. Would you stand in a car park and say to this chap that his sons corsa is st? You'd probably expect a punch in the face if you did.
Much appreciated Vinnie
smile

cjb1

2,000 posts

152 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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BorkFactor said:
cjb1 said:
OK, it's not straight out of a VX showroom but it is kinda fun, my lads "1.2" Corsa SXi+ just lowered a bit, nice wheels and knocking out in excess of 270BHP, wolf in sheeps clothing that scares the crap out of VXR's, Type 'R's, 'ST's and the like.



I actually really like that, is there a more detailed thread on it somewhere? Not what I would personally buy, but it looks great fun.

I am in two minds as to whether it belongs in this thread or not - I have seen many that look like it that are completely standard under the bonnet so it would surprise some, but on the other hand even Joe Public could tell it has been modified as it is clearly not standard.

Regardless, a lot of work has gone into it and I think it is very poor form people coming on here claiming it is st. Not to your tastes fair enough, but it is not exactly a Halfords special with cut springs and a nail through the exhaust. As the poster above said, you wouldn't go and say that to the owner if you saw him in person!

Moving on, I actually saw an E500 estate this morning. Looked exactly the same as a normal one (it didn't have the AMG kit on it) and the only thing that set it apart from an E270 CDI was the badge on the boot. Take that off, and no one will ever know. Love it!
Thanks Borkfactor, glad you appreciate the effort we put in, it's not finished yet, the next is a larger turbo and matchig injectors, should get it up to 325bhp?

Grovsie26

1,302 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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Just buy a decent car instead of chucking money at a st corsa with a pretty bland engine in it.

Grovsie26

1,302 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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Have i ever said anything but? Man you love me don't ya.

Corsa's r st, plain and simple.

theironduke

6,995 posts

189 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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Grovsie26 said:
Have i ever said anything but? Man you love me don't ya.

Corsa's r st, plain and simple.
Diesel Civics though...

Dblue

3,260 posts

201 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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or even stealthier... a 3 ton pickup that will do 0-60 in 6 seconds from the factory


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biggrin There's nothing stealth like about that. Surprising certainly, grin inducing perhaps but stealthy... Not so much