how lucky/fussy are you with work parking...

how lucky/fussy are you with work parking...

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VinceFox

Original Poster:

20,566 posts

174 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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i was wearing clean pants.

T16OLE

2,946 posts

193 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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VinceFox said:
bad news. my car has adopted an alpha posture as a result of my arrogant parking.

it's just tried to beatty the car next to it frown

hahahahaha, brilliant

There is the guy (nob) in my girlfriends car park, who parks his 911 turbo like this, (its old crap)

So I purposely squeeze in next to it

Baryonyx

18,028 posts

161 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Quite lucky. At the site I used to work at the car park was the size of a postage stamp, and you had to leave a note in your car saying who it belonged to and your keys were left in your tray in the main work room so everyone knew where to find them. Cars from the early shift would be blocked in by late shift, who would then be blocked in by nightshift. This mean people played a game of Chess (or was it Tetris) to get cars out. There was some expensive metal in there too; Porsches, a Range Rover Overfinch that belogned previously to Cheryl Cole, a Clio V6 and an Escort Cosworth, among other things! Mind you, if your insurance covered you it did mean you got to drive a lot of different cars day to day! laugh

I then moved to another site, which thankfully has secure parking (key access gates going in). It also has a lot more parking space, and at least on nightshift I can pretty much always choose my parking space of choice (next to the exit gate, so I can gaze at my car as I drive off site in work vehicles throughout the night). I was offered a chance to go back to the first site when I had my Volvo S60 and I had to turn it down for no other reason than that the Volvo's turning circle was too wide to make it useable in that car park!

VinceFox

Original Poster:

20,566 posts

174 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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it's not always empty, mind. this morning was a bit of a last minute squeeze.


FANTOMAS13

8 posts

149 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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I think the owner of this BMW is a bell-end. But that's not because of his parking, its because I share an office with him and he takes up 3 peoples desks.

VinceFox

Original Poster:

20,566 posts

174 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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FANTOMAS13 said:
I think the owner of this BMW is a bell-end. But that's not because of his parking, its because I share an office with him and he takes up 3 peoples desks.
leave my st alone.

CraigVmax

12,248 posts

284 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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T16OLE said:
hahahahaha, brilliant

There is the guy (nob) in my girlfriends car park, who parks his 911 turbo like this, (its old crap)

So I purposely squeeze in next to it
which model of 911 turbo is "old crap" ???

nagra

4,711 posts

186 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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VinceFox said:
i'm pretty lucky with parking at work, we have a decent sized private car park that's always got a lot of extra spaces free (at least 30 more each day), hence this...
I dont see the problem with his parking in this situation confused

Calm down people, i'm sure a lot of you would park the same in the same circumstances

Luke167

897 posts

188 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Why park like that? It's obviously not for your own benefit if you can't see it with your balls covering your eyes!

Fastdruid

8,698 posts

154 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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CraigVmax said:
which model of 911 turbo is "old crap" ???
Er all of them? At least when you're referring to life expectancy in the wet anyway. wink

CraigVmax

12,248 posts

284 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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You obviously havent driven one

knight

5,209 posts

281 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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When I'm working days I have to share the carpark with women! But some of them look good in their Virgin trolley dolly uniforms! wink

Smitters

4,014 posts

159 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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My Seven doesn't go over the speed bumps, so I get to park in a visitors spot. Sweet.

The Wookie

13,985 posts

230 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Nah, don't buy it. Obvious troll is obvious

Greg_D

6,542 posts

248 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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I'm with the OP.

People having a go need to actually read the thread, he is not inconveniencing anyone in the slightest, whilst minimising the chances of getting his car bashed, does it upset your OCD or something to see a car not parked parallel with the other cars?

i parked in a seldom used public car park yesterday and parked right up the far corner by the bins to get a bit of space (there must have been 100 spare spaces closer to the town, which is the only reason people would park there)

I got back to a scabby old astra hugging my pax door, FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!

that said, i would park a couple of spaces to the right, adjacent to the grass, in future, just so it looks like a conscious act rather than wilfully bad parking.

Nice E36 though, i can see why you are protective.

CraigVmax

12,248 posts

284 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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I have a set of these which I keep just in case parking is tight..

http://doordefender.com/

Fastdruid

8,698 posts

154 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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CraigVmax said:
You obviously havent driven one
No. Can't say I'm interested in taking one for (ahem) a spin either. Porsches do nothing for me.

I also think you're in a minority if you think old Porsche Turbo's don't have a reputation for disappearing tail first through the scenery especially in the wet.

PumpkinSteve

4,108 posts

158 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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I'm lucky in that our car park is large enough to accommodate everyone easily and I can leave a full car width between me and the next person with no issues.

boobles

15,241 posts

217 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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So if the carpark is that empty, why park like that?

Go park in a space where nobody else parks!



























I also take up 2 spaces at work. hehegetmecoat But thats only because I work with bellends!

CraigVmax

12,248 posts

284 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Fastdruid said:
CraigVmax said:
You obviously havent driven one
No. Can't say I'm interested in taking one for (ahem) a spin either. Porsches do nothing for me.

I also think you're in a minority if you think old Porsche Turbo's don't have a reputation for disappearing tail first through the scenery especially in the wet.
You were the one who mentioned the wet after the absurd "old crap" comment. If you can drive properly or have ever driven one you'd know what an incredibly capable and desirable car they are.