Things you should never say in a car ?

[Poko]

While driving our £500 banger rally car at the 'ring: 'Oh I remember this part, this is where I always crash on Forza!'

Much to the dismay of my passengers...

[Mcbeth]

It's getting late, lets ask these girls in the short skirts for directions; even better, its chilly, perhaps they would like a lift somewhere?

[sinbaddio]

"do you accept bribes officer?"

[NNH]

Why don't you ask someone for directions?

[CRA1G]

When you filled up darling you did put DIESEL in it didn't you......

[Lotusevoraboy]

Suck this.

[007 VXR]

Lotusevoraboy said:

Suck this.

nothing wrong with that

[HaloGen8]

007 VXR said:

Lotusevoraboy said:

Suck this.

nothing wrong with that

He says bouncing off the Armco at 80mph

[007 VXR]

HaloGen8 said:

007 VXR said:

Lotusevoraboy said:

Suck this.

nothing wrong with that

He says bouncing off the Armco at 80mph

everytime this happens to me I have to pull over

[zebra]

Hey guys, check out my Erasure Greatest Hits album.

[Delbox]

So this is a Vauxhall .....

[entropy]

I need to stop in this lay-by for a moment.

Oh, and you need to flash your lights before I get out of the car.

[zebra]

Delbox said:

So this is a Vauxhall Bathurst Edition

Might not be too bad.

[DCLXIV]

Don't worry, it's been making that knocking sound for a while.

[paranoid airbag]

How many wheels does a car, strictly speaking, need?

[stuttgartmetal]

Lift off oversteer?

Pfffft

[General Price]

I know this road like the back of my hand.

Said by my friend about 30 secs before we landed in a ditch.

[HaloGen8]

"Oh come on, what could possibly go wrong?"

[GVK]

"watch this" is the winner!

[Ray meerkat]

Will you pick me up at seven forty five for dinner tonight?

Well I don't know I'm kind of busy how's about quarter to eight. Lol