Sorry Sir, we don't do test drives.

[cazzer]

fastfreddy said:

cazzer said:

Err it's "their", or did I miss an in joke there?

Keep up at the back!

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-There,-Their-and-They'r...

Edited by fastfreddy on Saturday 3rd October 12:17

No, I didn't miss an in joke.
I just missed the first "their". I was looking at the "wasting their time" bit.
I thought I'd slipped into an alternate reality PH where people were deliberately arguing bad spelling

[esselte]

Rakizmo said:

esselte said:

Rakizmo said:

esselte said:

Rakizmo said:

dazco said:

and the car you blagged (why?) a free HPI report on, was one of the "bargain" HPI's that does not tell if there ( not their or they're ) is any outstanding credit

So I subsequently did my own HPI.

Has Ray got his wax then?

Again why should I tell you?

That's a "No " then...

It's not a, "no". It's a why should I tell you what I have or have not done when I don,t know you from Adam." Did you do the HPI for me? No you did not. So unless you have anything constructive to say could you please go back to Halfords to buy more tint spray.

Tell you what you buy it for me and I'll pay you back later...

[pwood]

Rakizmo said:

pwood said:

have you paid your £40 parking ticket yet

No.

BAN

[ShadownINja]

bga said:

S2000 4U have a bad rep from a few people. I had a good experience with them and drove a few of their S2000's, maybe I was lucky. One of my mates was refused a test drive so he took his money elsewhere.

Oh! That's confusing. Wonder how they decide.

[Rakizmo]

pwood said:

Rakizmo said:

pwood said:

have you paid your £40 parking ticket yet

No.

BAN

That will be a double ban now. A wannabe moderator with 40 posts. SAD

Edited by Rakizmo on Saturday 3rd October 12:37

[pilchardthecat]

Rakizmo said:

I have just sold my 911.
I bought a Nissan yesterday ... am very pleased with it.

Hmmmm.

Are you an estate agent by any chance? Business a bit slow?

[Ry_B]

Rakizmo said:

General Price said:

dufusmuppet said:

No wonder ph forums have a bad reputation.all he did was to mention his bad experience with the salesman,and all you have done his dig at him,bet you wouldnt be so brave face to face.or are you jealous that he had some cash to spend.

st,here comes his Mum.

Yes that is my mum. Hello mum how are you? Pathetic. That reminds me of the school playground. Grow up.

Edited by Ry_B on Saturday 3rd October 12:39

[pwood]

Rakizmo said:

pwood said:

Rakizmo said:

pwood said:

have you paid your £40 parking ticket yet

No.

BAN

That will be a double ban now.

LOL how do you work that out, so you've admitted you should be banned?

[Rakizmo]

pilchardthecat said:

Rakizmo said:

I have just sold my 911.
I bought a Nissan yesterday ... am very pleased with it.

Hmmmm.

Are you an estate agent by any chance? Business a bit slow?

No the Nissan os for day to day. The R8 for weekends. Business in fine thankyou.

[pwood]

i bet the OP is the sort of person who parks in disabled spaces and chucks litter out the window

[AndrewW-G]

Rakizmo said:

AndrewW-G said:

Sales people pick up on whether the person their speaking to is wasting their time or not, sometimes they get it wrong, in your case they didnt

Oh yea... It's there not their.

I'm sure Microsoft have a helpline to report faults in their software

[10 Pence Short]

pilchardthecat said:

Rakizmo said:

I have just sold my 911.
I bought a Nissan yesterday ... am very pleased with it.

Hmmmm.

Are you an estate agent by any chance? Business a bit slow?

In 6 months time...

Rakizmo said:

I just sold my 350Z and have always wanted a 1990 Escort 1.4 LX. I went to 'Dodgy Dans' on the industrial estate but he wouldn't let me test drive it because he hadn't finished welding the back end to the front yet. What kind of customer service is this?

I went and bought an Astra 1.7d Swift instead

[Rakizmo]

pwood said:

Rakizmo said:

pwood said:

Rakizmo said:

pwood said:

have you paid your £40 parking ticket yet

No.

BAN

That will be a double ban now.

LOL how do you work that out, so you've admitted you should be banned?

Yes I clearly wrote that I should be banned. Oh wait a min. I didn't. HOW STUPID MUST I HAVE BEEN TO THINK THAT I WROTE THAT I SHOULD BE BANNED.

[pwood]

Rakizmo said:

pilchardthecat said:

Rakizmo said:

I have just sold my 911.
I bought a Nissan yesterday ... am very pleased with it.

Hmmmm.

Are you an estate agent by any chance? Business a bit slow?

No the Nissan os for day to day. The R8 for weekends. Business in fine thankyou.

so you run a business but cant scrap together the money to do a HPI check, then you offer a car cleaning product though the post as payment?

[Rakizmo]

pwood said:

Rakizmo said:

pilchardthecat said:

Rakizmo said:

I have just sold my 911.
I bought a Nissan yesterday ... am very pleased with it.

Hmmmm.

Are you an estate agent by any chance? Business a bit slow?

No the Nissan os for day to day. The R8 for weekends. Business in fine thankyou.

so you run a business but cant scrap together the money to do a HPI check, then you offer a car cleaning product though the post as payment?

yes key stage level 1 reading complete. Congrats

Edited by Rakizmo on Saturday 3rd October 12:42

[General Price]

ShadownINja said:

bga said:

S2000 4U have a bad rep from a few people. I had a good experience with them and drove a few of their S2000's, maybe I was lucky. One of my mates was refused a test drive so he took his money elsewhere.

Oh! That's confusing. Wonder how they decide.

Anyone further back than 2nd right gets refused.Punters further back than 5th usually just get smirked at,especially during feeding.

[Oggs]

@ this thread

[pwood]

why dont you send NCP £40 worth of car cleaning products, they could then clean customers cars before they leave without paying

[Rakizmo]

pwood said:

i bet the OP is the sort of person who parks in disabled spaces and chucks litter out the window

I speed also

[pilchardthecat]

Rakizmo said:

pilchardthecat said:

Rakizmo said:

I have just sold my 911.
I bought a Nissan yesterday ... am very pleased with it.

Hmmmm.

Are you an estate agent by any chance? Business a bit slow?

No the Nissan os for day to day. The R8 for weekends. Business in fine thankyou.

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I hereby call an R8 CUSTARD TEST!!!!!!

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