Badly modified cars thread

[oobster]

No way that Bentley estate thing belongs in this thread, Bentley should consider making a similar vehicle now using the Continental as a base.

[MX7]

FRA53R said:

Y'know I was going to say green and cream initially but I thought that that the blue and silver might be better. Lol I reckon you should, no-one will know

Already have.

Full credit given where due.

[refoman2]

this is the best thread on PH by far,im going to have to start carrying my camera around with me daily!

[TimJMS]

In the flesh that Bentley Val d'Isere looked gawky. The roof rails looked like shower curtain rails from Focus. The estate back end didn't gel and unlike some of the Sultan of Brunei's conversions it was not pretty in the metal - a failed mulatto. The lines weren't quite right. Dents in the bodywork hinted that it has fallen on hard times too. It put me in mind of an Indian / Rolls Royce / Japanese bd.

Googling shows it was made by Jankel.

[paulshears]

Negative Creep said:

need's a 5.0 mustang engine fitting ... & a supercharger with the scoop sticking out the bonnet

[Bitofbully]

MrBrightSi said:

This is the main reasno i didnt buy retro cars this month. Stupidly wk, leave the euro look to bms please. I know these faggots just wanna noise people up, but there is a limit.

I have a subscription, but if they keep featuring ste like this, I won't be renewing.

[Killer2005]

In a local cinema car park last night

[tommy vercetti]

Killer2005 said:

In a local cinema car park last night

Why?

[Liquid Knight]

tommy vercetti said:

Killer2005 said:

In a local cinema car park last night

Why?

Cus dis is like well buff innit bruv? Br-br-br-nr-brap! Brap!

[Pixelpeep]

iva cosworth said:

Minis should only ever be one of two things.

1) completely original and gleaming
or
2) LOOK completely original but have some crazy engine swap that will leave most supercar owners crying in their finance plans..

[thetapeworm]

Killer2005 said:

In a local cinema car park last night

Was Taxi Driver on at the cinema?

[Morningside]

thetapeworm said:

Killer2005 said:

In a local cinema car park last night

Was Taxi Driver on at the cinema?

It always looks like "I have dented my bonnet and here is a patten part".

[Conian]

Liquid Knight said:

Cus dis is like well buff innit bruv? Br-br-br-nr-brap! Brap!

You say that a little too well....

[SystemParanoia]

.....broken

[Liquid Knight]

Conian said:

Liquid Knight said:

Cus dis is like well buff innit bruv? Br-br-br-nr-brap! Brap!

You say that a little too well....

Have I told you about "Chair Boy"?

[Conian]

Liquid Knight said:

Have I told you about "Chair Boy"?

No, can you tell me without taking too much time away from your build thread? I'm enjoying that.

[Liquid Knight]

Conian said:

Liquid Knight said:

Have I told you about "Chair Boy"?

No, can you tell me without taking too much time away from your build thread? I'm enjoying that.

Since Wretch32 did the track "Don't go" there's a kid at work who constantly says "Chair" instead of "Yeah". He's been suitably ridiculed for it and used as a reference point whenever I need to use a chav vocabulary.

[tommy vercetti]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-206-MODIFIED-EXH...

[Blair357ci]

tommy vercetti said:

Spotted this turd yesterday

Wondered where that had gone, its been for sale in Tyseley for a year or so

[anonymous-user]

tommy vercetti said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-206-MODIFIED-EXH...

Looks like a Geisha.