Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

[996TT02]

dudleybloke said:

pork911 said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/b...

If Clarke Griswold won the lottery.

"Finished in mustard with claret."

And just as tasty.

[Northernchimp]

Ha!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161922809083

[Deisel Weisel]

Northernchimp said:

Ha!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161922809083

50 shades of yellow.

Reminds me of this Skoda pick up: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Felicia-1-6-Fun-Lt...

The gold is bad enough, but gold and yellow interior?

(yes I know, yellow is the original Fun colour)

[Northernchimp]

That needs to be crushed.

[cirian75]

went looking at Boxster's and I found this :P



http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2015...

why, wtf, remove the stickers and stupid headlight covers please.

[TonyRPH]

cirian75 said:

went looking at Boxster's and I found this :P



http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2015...

why, wtf, remove the stickers and stupid headlight covers please.

That's had a few MOT failures in past years, suggesting lack of maintenance.

[stephen300o]

cirian75 said:

went looking at Boxster's and I found this :P



http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2015...

why, wtf, remove the stickers and stupid headlight covers please.

And remove the flux capacitor from the boot.

[cirian75]

stephen300o said:

cirian75 said:

went looking at Boxster's and I found this :P



http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2015...

why, wtf, remove the stickers and stupid headlight covers please.

And remove the flux capacitor from the boot.

No, leave it in and sell post purchase, someone will want it, and it is worth a fair few bob.

[stephen300o]

cirian75 said:

stephen300o said:

cirian75 said:

went looking at Boxster's and I found this :P



http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2015...

why, wtf, remove the stickers and stupid headlight covers please.

And remove the flux capacitor from the boot.

No, leave it in and sell post purchase, someone will want it, and it is worth a fair few bob.

No one really believes in time travel, even the ones in trailer parks.

[irocfan]

didn't realise that these had fallen so low pricewise

[bertie]

cirian75 said:

went looking at Boxster's and I found this :P



http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2015...

why, wtf, remove the stickers and stupid headlight covers please.

What a dreadful pile of ste!

[996TT02]

bertie said:

What a dreadful pile of ste!

It's certainly worth more parted out, especially if the engine is not feked.

[cirian75]

Nice telling me about the MOT checker

my old 306 soldiered on to another MOT in 2011, where it needed new front tyres having only covered 4k miles since I px'd her

it had near new tyres so what the hell did they do to her?

[stephen300o]

996TT02 said:

bertie said:

What a dreadful pile of ste!

It's certainly worth more parted out, especially if the engine is not feked.

It takes very little imagination to see it without stickers...

[cirian75]

stephen300o said:

996TT02 said:

bertie said:

What a dreadful pile of ste!

It's certainly worth more parted out, especially if the engine is not feked.

It takes very little imagination to see it without stickers...

leaking cam covers mentioned on the MOT's for more than one year in a row.

[cologne2792]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-355-Replica-REDU...

[All that jazz]

cologne2792 said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-355-Replica-REDU...

Meh.

I don't care about the car, I just want to know about those seats please. YOU WHAT??????? Reclining bucket seats WITH RED STITCHING???!!11 AND they had to b WELDERED??????!! And it cost £200 IN LABOUR????????? AND anyone will confirm this too?????????!11 Holy smokes!! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!

[stephen300o]

The flip up Ferrari door seal are worth the price alone. And how did he know I wanted to swap my Volvo fo him!?

[easytiger123]

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/l...

[All that jazz]

easytiger123 said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/l...

I'm not sure which part of that my eyes are more offended by : the pics or the ad description formatting.