'Funny' window stickers

'Funny' window stickers

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Douglas Quaid

2,315 posts

86 months

Wednesday 29th August 2018
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DonkeyApple said:
A saw a sticker on a Toyota Carolla that said ‘Arnold Clark’. You can’t get lower than that.
You substitute ‘A’ for ‘I’?

Why?

PSRG

665 posts

127 months

Wednesday 29th August 2018
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Mr Tom said:
Saw this today in Cornwall on a Suzuki vitara


And as a counterbalance, I saw a builders van a few days ago that had a sticker saying “I’m not gay, but £50 is £50” on the bumper biggrin

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Wednesday 29th August 2018
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Douglas Quaid said:
DonkeyApple said:
A saw a sticker on a Toyota Carolla that said ‘Arnold Clark’. You can’t get lower than that.
You substitute ‘A’ for ‘I’?

Why?
And "a" for "o" if we are going to be pedants. But we aren't.

Yesterday A ( wink ) saw a Smart Car with a giant clockwork key sticking out of the rear bumper. A bit like this:


caelite

4,281 posts

113 months

Wednesday 29th August 2018
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fatboy18 said:
caelite said:


The best combination. smile
Spotted in Liverpool by any chance?

hehe
Nah, Scottish NW coast, but I've driven as far down as Dorset in it. Do I have a twin in Liverpool?

BeastieBoy73

655 posts

113 months

Sunday 2nd September 2018
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Chap I know had something similar to this (Mr Chow from the Hangover films) on the back of his 911 GT3. Not a fan of ‘funny’ car stickers but I raised a smile to this one.


Levin

2,035 posts

125 months

Sunday 2nd September 2018
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I spotted one riffing on the logo for the ‘Back to the Future’ films on eBay, earlier today.

‘Back to the Führer’.

AlexRS2782

8,070 posts

214 months

Saturday 13th October 2018
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sticker said:
if u can reed this your a c*nt
On the back of a rat look VW Golf in Bagshot on Friday afternoon.

Only one **** out there and it's not the person reading the sticker hehe Not knowing the difference between your and you're is one thing. Using reed instead of read is a bonus hehe

cj2013

1,409 posts

127 months

Saturday 13th October 2018
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I'm part of a Vauxhall club on Facebook (for buying parts, more than anything) and it's one of the most unbearable car related communities ever.

It's especially painful seeing people post up photos of their cars randomly peppered with stickers (made by the club 'sticker guy'), and people comment telling them how amazing it looks hurl

Dave.

7,400 posts

254 months

Saturday 13th October 2018
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You can't just type that and leave us hanging!

Pics man, pics! hehe

untakenname

4,976 posts

193 months

Saturday 13th October 2018
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Completely pissed off with being boxed in by inconsiderate parking so have ended up buying 20 'no one rides for free' stickers to voice my displeasure.
Thought about the fake pcn notices but thought this maybe better.

deltashad

6,731 posts

198 months

Sunday 14th October 2018
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When i were a Lad... stupid stickers were common.
One I thought was funny as f.
"Helicopter pilots... get it up quicker.
Can't be that many of them so I doubt they sold many.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 14th October 2018
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BeastieBoy73 said:
Chap I know had something similar to this (Mr Chow from the Hangover films) on the back of his 911 GT3. Not a fan of ‘funny’ car stickers but I raised a smile to this one.

hehe love it

cj2013 said:
I'm part of a Vauxhall club on Facebook (for buying parts, more than anything) and it's one of the most unbearable car related communities ever.

It's especially painful seeing people post up photos of their cars randomly peppered with stickers (made by the club 'sticker guy'), and people comment telling them how amazing it looks hurl
Much the same as a bmw club..
confused

Wildcat45

8,081 posts

190 months

Sunday 14th October 2018
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I warned a guy he'd lose a contract over a car sticker.

He was an up and coming cabbie who wanted to offer something a little more upmarket - clean new cars, drivers with ties, classical music type stuff with a chauffeur service offered.

We had a contract with a hit-and-miss cab firm and this guy seemed better suited to our image for airport and station jobs.

This was 1999-2000 isn't to put the cars in context.

He'd acquired a couple of fairly new E Class Mercedes and proudly told me of his plans to have AMG or some such oversize Mercedes themed stickers put on his cars' flanks. He also planned something similar for his equally new Mondeo.

He was somewhat put out when I told him that we'd not be interested in having our staff clients etc picked up in Chavved up looking cars no matter how much Vivaldi he pumped out from the CD player.


AlexRS2782

8,070 posts

214 months

Monday 29th October 2018
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"Sexy MILF on board" sticker on the rear screen of an 18 reg Discovery in the local Sainsbury's car park this afternoon.

Not sure who the sticker was describing but it certainly wasn't the lady (term used very loosely) that exited the car shouting at one of her primary school age children in the back to "shaaaaat tha faaaaak up u caaaaaaant"

CanAm

9,320 posts

273 months

Tuesday 30th October 2018
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deltashad said:
When i were a Lad... stupid stickers were common.
One I thought was funny as f.
"Helicopter pilots... get it up quicker.
Can't be that many of them so I doubt they sold many.
There were quite a few about at that time:-

Young farmers do it in their wellies
Town planners do it with their eyes closed
Archers do it with a quiver

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Tuesday 30th October 2018
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I used to keep seeing a VW T5 near me with

"I love my butt plug" for a sticker in the the (funnily enough) rear window.

can't imagine Halfords sell many of them

FIREBIRDC9

736 posts

138 months

Tuesday 30th October 2018
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"Illest"


A quick check and apparently this means "Nothing Better Than"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=il...



Which is rather ironic because i normally see them on clapped out Corsas and the like!


Wildcat45

8,081 posts

190 months

Tuesday 30th October 2018
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The only "funny" sticker I'd have would be the prancing moose logo that looks like a Ferrari badge. On a Volvo it raises a smile.

I don't have a Volvo

OldGermanHeaps

3,858 posts

179 months

Tuesday 30th October 2018
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I bought a very cheap pug 307cc that had a sticker across the back window, it was a discreet colur and a nondescript url so didnt pay much notice, but after a couple of months a mate mentioned I should check out the website.

Now the car is christened the dildowagon.

pti

1,718 posts

145 months

Tuesday 30th October 2018
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Wildcat45 said:
The only "funny" sticker I'd have would be the prancing moose logo that looks like a Ferrari badge. On a Volvo it raises a smile.

I don't have a Volvo
That's the only one I have on my cars smile