RE: Exhaust fakery: Tell Me I'm Wrong

RE: Exhaust fakery: Tell Me I'm Wrong

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tadaah

214 posts

213 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Land Rover Freelander with bodykit. Shameful...the exhust doesnt even point backwards it points down...but the daft tailpipe finisher does!


300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

192 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Monty Python said:
300bhp/ton said:
Certainly cool looking (and sounding), but compromised in terms of exhaust tuning.
Why would you want to tune it?
Power, torque, performance, speed kinda thing.

tadaah

214 posts

213 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Land Rover Freelander with bodykit. Shameful...the exhust doesnt even point backwards it points down...but the daft tailpipe finisher does!


Ali_T

3,379 posts

259 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Mazda 6 MPS is a very blatant offender:




300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

192 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Captain Muppet said:
PH said:
contrived start-up blips with the system fully open before closing the valves and settling down to a quiet idle are especially objectionable (see Porsche, Ferrari, etc).
It's kind of hard to close a vacuum operated solenoid valve before building up vacuum from running the engine. Unless we want a few seconds of listening to a vaccum pump before start up?

The start up noise is also a consequence of the fail safe mode being open. Unless you want to risk your engine melting you pretty much have to have an entirely non-contrived start up yelp. I suppose you could just have a silencer large enough to handle peak gas flow, but then the EU won't let you fit an exhaust valve just for noise any more, so it'll be quiet all the time.

Do we still hate the noise now we understand why it's there?
Interesting info. Thanks smile

theboyfold

10,940 posts

228 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Captain Muppet said:
PH said:
contrived start-up blips with the system fully open before closing the valves and settling down to a quiet idle are especially objectionable (see Porsche, Ferrari, etc).
It's kind of hard to close a vacuum operated solenoid valve before building up vacuum from running the engine. Unless we want a few seconds of listening to a vaccum pump before start up?

The start up noise is also a consequence of the fail safe mode being open. Unless you want to risk your engine melting you pretty much have to have an entirely non-contrived start up yelp. I suppose you could just have a silencer large enough to handle peak gas flow, but then the EU won't let you fit an exhaust valve just for noise any more, so it'll be quiet all the time.

Do we still hate the noise now we understand why it's there?
Interesting, my M135i does just this from cold. It only starts on one pipe and is quite loud, borderline annoy the neighbours loud when you head to work at 4am...



I think the spacing is ok and a 6 pot 3 litre is allowed 2 exhausts. However, from there is starts to go a little wrong for the purists as we have engine noise being pumped into the car:
Before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI1g9blvCp8
After
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyxGyhIobjM


TheRoadWarrior

1,241 posts

180 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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The pipes on my clio make me chuckle- there's a plastic chrome finisher in the bumper and a smaller pipe inside; fair enough you think- lots of people do it.. but then look closer and there is an even smaller 'real' pipe inside the other one!

It's like some sort of exhaust Russian-doll

marshall100

1,124 posts

203 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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brasse said:
Best aftermarket exhaust, if design (inline, single exit) and sound are the conditions (all natural hoonery): The Pugsport.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Ab7i9yqeA
Yep, that's smart. Those wheels are vile though.

kambites

67,689 posts

223 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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I don't think the number of cylinders matters; it's all about layout and orientation.

No inline engine should ever have exhaust tips on both sides of the car. An inline engine should have them on the exhaust valve side of the head only; a transverse front mounted engine should have them on whichever side if most convenient for routing, but not both. Transverse rear-mounted is a bit harder because often the back-box runs across the back of the car through packaging necessity so there is no extra metalwork involved in having pipes on both sides, but it still smacks of form over function to me (and yes, that includes my car).

Longitudinal Vs and Boxers can have two pipes if they're normally aspirated, SC or have parallel turbochargers. Single or sequential turbos should be one-side only.

Transverse Vs can do whatever the hell they like because the plumbing is horrible. hehe




Personally, I'm of the opinion that the tail pipe should always be the same diameter as the exhaust itself, but since that's so rare these days it's probably rather controversial.




I always thought the quad pipes on six-pot BMW M-cars were the epitome of tackiness.

Edited by kambites on Wednesday 19th June 14:09

framerateuk

2,738 posts

186 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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I hate the silly centre exhaust on my Megane.

Not only does it have an annoying plastic chrome-alike surround, but the central position completely prevents the car from being used to tow anything. Boo to the new Focus ST and Astra VXR too.

Can't complain about the Caterham's exhaust. I've yet to properly burn my leg against it, though I'm sure my time will come!

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

192 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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kambites said:
I don't think the number of cylinders matters; it's all about layout and orientation.

No inline engine should ever have exhaust tips on both sides of the car. An inline engine should have them on the exhaust valve side of the head only; a transverse front mounted engine should have them on whichever side if most convenient for routing, but not both. Transverse rear-mounted is a bit harder because often the back-box runs across the back of the car through packaging necessity so there is no extra metalwork involved in having pipes on both sides, but it still smacks of form over function to me (and yes, that includes my car).

Longitudinal Vs and Boxers can have two pipes if they're normally aspirated, SC or have parallel turbochargers. Single or sequential turbos should be one-side only.

Transverse Vs can do whatever the hell they like because the plumbing is horrible. hehe
Exhaust size should be related to power and exhaust gas flow. David Vizard states you need 2.2cfm of flow per 1hp for a restriction free exhaust.

On Vee engines this isn't normally too bad as you run basically two exhaust systems. But 4 cylinder cars making 300bhp it is more of a problem and a 2.5" pipe will be restrictive and even this size can be difficult to route under the car, so splitting the pipe into two 2" pipes will increase flow, reduce restriction and maybe be easier to route.

Turbocharged and diesels run higher EGT's, so a large exhaust is good for flow and allows more rapid expansion of the gases to aid cooling and lower EGT's.

WCZ

10,570 posts

196 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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I always liked the aftermarket exhausts on the Saxo's



kambites

67,689 posts

223 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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300bhp/ton said:
Exhaust size should be related to power and exhaust gas flow. David Vizard states you need 2.2cfm of flow per 1hp for a restriction free exhaust.
Exhaust size should, yes, exhaust tip size should not, except insofar as is necessary to support the actual exhaust bore. Trying to make a car look more powerful by making it look like it has a larger exhaust by fitting a few inches of huge chrome pipe to the back is daft (and again, yes I include my own car in this).


Edited by kambites on Wednesday 19th June 14:12

exceed

454 posts

178 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Oh my god, soo soo so much agree with this post.

I don't think anything more has to be said.

Will I get in trouble for having a DC5 with a 76mm exhaust and a 85mm exhaust exit?

I'd have a straight pipe but it's incredibly hard to find one without fabricating yourself!

Hip

6 posts

148 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Otispunkmeyer said:
Quick fun fact (not!) the derv models have exhausts that turn down to point at the floor before they reach the triangles. The triangles are purely for show.petrols exit through the triangles and as a consequence you can often tell what model is what because the diesel has perfectly clean triangles and the petrols eventually get covered in black.
Really? Mine is a 2.2 diesel and has both the pipes popping straight out the exits. (It's an Si). The cheap diesels have the point down and the triangle of chrome is blanked off.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

267 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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300bhp/ton said:
...a 2.5" pipe will be restrictive and even this size can be difficult to route under the car, so splitting the pipe into two 2" pipes will increase flow, reduce restriction and maybe be easier to route.
Plus in terms of tuning the sound a single large pipe will boom horribly.

Which is why two small pipes is so often a good way to exit a back box when the rest of the system has been a single pipe. Less boom for less weight and less cost.

Fetchez la vache

5,581 posts

216 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Where does this sit then?


Always wanted a stinger on my buggy but never got round to it..

Dan Trent

1,866 posts

170 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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300bhp/ton said:
Captain Muppet said:
PH said:
contrived start-up blips with the system fully open before closing the valves and settling down to a quiet idle are especially objectionable (see Porsche, Ferrari, etc).
It's kind of hard to close a vacuum operated solenoid valve before building up vacuum from running the engine. Unless we want a few seconds of listening to a vaccum pump before start up?

The start up noise is also a consequence of the fail safe mode being open. Unless you want to risk your engine melting you pretty much have to have an entirely non-contrived start up yelp. I suppose you could just have a silencer large enough to handle peak gas flow, but then the EU won't let you fit an exhaust valve just for noise any more, so it'll be quiet all the time.

Do we still hate the noise now we understand why it's there?
Interesting info. Thanks smile
Interesting indeed, thanks!

Dan

1560

185 posts

200 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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missing in the "hall of fame": morgan aero(max) sidepipes!!!!


corcoran

541 posts

276 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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The government select sub-committee to decide on these rules just bankrupted the country. Well done, Dan. Well done.