Pensioner Chic
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kilauea said:
I am thoroughly sick of how ageism seems to be legit discrimination on this site. I've just spent the week with an old chap who will only drive and shop at night now because he's embarrassed by his lack of mobility and frequency of using the toilet due to a knackered prostate. And you prick's think its funny.
Roll on your old age. I hope you don't make it.
I would hope you'd realise this is a just a light mickey taking of what some elderly people keep in their cars, rather than a wholesale condemnation of elderly people in general? The best contributors I've spoken to have been "mature" people who have laughed along with it and joined in. If you want contempt for the old, try some of the other threads currently open.Roll on your old age. I hope you don't make it.
Oh! Oh! I've got an idea! 
It appears from the pic that those are alloy wheels, can I suggest that you put a cable tie around a spoke on each wheel?
People will naturally assume that you're an old duffer who started doing that to hold the wheel trims on to your company Cortina and now do it because you are utterly unaware of what you're doing.
It appears from the pic that those are alloy wheels, can I suggest that you put a cable tie around a spoke on each wheel?
People will naturally assume that you're an old duffer who started doing that to hold the wheel trims on to your company Cortina and now do it because you are utterly unaware of what you're doing.
kilauea said:
I am thoroughly sick of how ageism seems to be legit discrimination on this site. I've just spent the week with an old chap who will only drive and shop at night now because he's embarrassed by his lack of mobility and frequency of using the toilet due to a knackered prostate. And you prick's think its funny.
Roll on your old age. I hope you don't make it.
I would hope you'd realise this is a just a light mickey taking of what some elderly people keep in their cars, rather than a wholesale condemnation of elderly people in general? The best contributors I've spoken to have been "mature" people who have laughed along with it and joined in. If you want contempt for the old, try some of the other threads currently open.Roll on your old age. I hope you don't make it.
Simonium said:
ModernAndy said:
This thread gives me some ideas for my Volvo S60 T5 project I hope to undertake soon...
The ultimate sleeper? HTP99 said:
kilauea said:
I am thoroughly sick of how ageism seems to be legit discrimination on this site. I've just spent the week with an old chap who will only drive and shop at night now because he's embarrassed by his lack of mobility and frequency of using the toilet due to a knackered prostate. And you prick's think its funny.
Roll on your old age. I hope you don't make it.
Lighten up, this is just a bit of fun. Roll on your old age. I hope you don't make it.
ModernAndy said:
Simonium said:
ModernAndy said:
This thread gives me some ideas for my Volvo S60 T5 project I hope to undertake soon...
The ultimate sleeper? kilauea said:
I am thoroughly sick of how ageism seems to be legit discrimination on this site. I've just spent the week with an old chap who will only drive and shop at night now because he's embarrassed by his lack of mobility and frequency of using the toilet due to a knackered prostate. And you prick's think its funny.
Roll on your old age. I hope you don't make it.
His embarrassment is fRoll on your old age. I hope you don't make it.
k all to do with ageism and lots to do with his old-fashioned ideas that anyone could give a st about his lack of mobility and incontinence (that's give a st as in be bothered by it, not about it, if you catch my drift) I'm sure he'd be more than a little annoyed at your righteous indignation on his behalf too. Perhaps you could explain how wishing someone doesn't make it to old age bolsters your position in any way...Wind your neck in, FFS!
Also, you meant 'you pricks think it's funny'. You prick.
Riley Blue said:
I'll be 65 next year, do I have to buy all this st with my first pension and will it look OK in the Audi A5 I'm thinking of buying?
Yes, yes you do. By the sounds of it you've already given up and/or hand in your membership please sir. A5. smh. Is it an S-Line?t with my first pension and will it look OK in the Audi A5 I'm thinking of buying?Blue Oval84 said:
Oh! Oh! I've got an idea!
It appears from the pic that those are alloy wheels, can I suggest that you put a cable tie around a spoke on each wheel?
People will naturally assume that you're an old duffer who started doing that to hold the wheel trims on to your company Cortina and now do it because you are utterly unaware of what you're doing.
This made me rofl out loud. It appears from the pic that those are alloy wheels, can I suggest that you put a cable tie around a spoke on each wheel?
People will naturally assume that you're an old duffer who started doing that to hold the wheel trims on to your company Cortina and now do it because you are utterly unaware of what you're doing.
This thread is really funny.
My gf slags me for the grandad gold merc.
I'd be looking for a fue orange air freshner. Tartan rug. Keep it immaculate. The aa badge on the grille. Original style number plates. Beaded passenger seat for the misses. Wind deflectors on both front windows and sunroof. A map. No sat nav. In view.
My gf slags me for the grandad gold merc.
I'd be looking for a fue orange air freshner. Tartan rug. Keep it immaculate. The aa badge on the grille. Original style number plates. Beaded passenger seat for the misses. Wind deflectors on both front windows and sunroof. A map. No sat nav. In view.
Blue Oval84 said:
Oh! Oh! I've got an idea!
It appears from the pic that those are alloy wheels, can I suggest that you put a cable tie around a spoke on each wheel?
People will naturally assume that you're an old duffer who started doing that to hold the wheel trims on to your company Cortina and now do it because you are utterly unaware of what you're doing.
Genius! It appears from the pic that those are alloy wheels, can I suggest that you put a cable tie around a spoke on each wheel?
People will naturally assume that you're an old duffer who started doing that to hold the wheel trims on to your company Cortina and now do it because you are utterly unaware of what you're doing.
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