Things you should never say in a car ?

[Ray meerkat]

That's a nice accent you've got there where you from?

Austria

Well gud day mate lets put another shrimp on the Barbie

[Ray meerkat]

Pull over.

Nah it's a sweater but thanks for asking,

Yeah killer boots man.

[Ray meerkat]

You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world.
Aaaahhhhhhh!!!

Dumb and dumber is the best film ever hahahahaha

[HaloGen8]

Fook! No brakes!!

[stuttgartmetal]

Nice set of hooters you got there.

[Pints]

This is going to come as a bit of a shock to you, but I want a divorce.

[iva cosworth]

What does that red light with an oilcan mean ?...and why has it been on for 20 miles ?..

[Oli L]

"Blimey! This is going well today..."

[iva cosworth]

Passenger to driver.

"I don't like your car"

[crazy about cars]

"I think I might have just followed through on that one..."

[Morningside]

I am going to turn the ignition off and coast...

[iva cosworth]

OO7 says....."Press this on the gearlever"...

[007 VXR]

iva cosworth said:

OO7 says....."Press this on the gearlever"...

[GetCarter]

So you decided not to have a windscreen on purpose?

[Huff]

It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks, it's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

[Aizle]

How many bodies are in the boot now?

[Wheat]

Huff said:

It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks, it's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Fix the cigarette lighter.

[Fort Jefferson]

Is the engine knackered, or is it a diesel?

[Impasse]

Nah, it's fine. I've driven down here loads of times. This is just a tiny humpback bridge.

[peter pan]

Oh! Oh!