Crashed my car on an untreated road

Crashed my car on an untreated road

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UncappedTag

2,102 posts

187 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Syndrome said:
REO70s + sheet black ice = fun fun fun (especialy with the diff open)
Or not so as your case proved to be rofl

Edited by UncappedTag on Wednesday 23 December 14:33

ZesPak

24,450 posts

198 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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hondafanatic said:
robuk said:
hondafanatic said:
10 Pence Short said:
vxsmithers said:
Syndrome said:
only to find a zero grip sheet ice with oil on it surface and a high curb which removed my front wheel.
Oil AND Ice, probably swerved for a biker filtering as well tongue out
And a cat. Never forget the cat.
That would be the cat that jumped out of the way of the red light jumping cyclist?
Who was distracted by someone being taken up the oxo tower..
...by someone who looked like David Brent wink
And the guy behind him was flashing his lights for no apparent reason/driving with fog lights on.

deadalfa

87 posts

179 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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I'm really sorry, I don't post much, and I don't have anything constructive to add to this. Except...

Aaaaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

Dontlift

9,396 posts

260 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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This thread should be removed..


Last week i got told off for post about TITS!

Syndrome

Original Poster:

892 posts

176 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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UncappedTag said:
Next time op, take a leaf out of your own book and "turn into the skid" bigmouth
oh believe me I did. It didn't make a bean of difference. To add another irony to all this, the recovery truck just turned up and slid straight into the wall of the house I'm sitting outside.

mmm-five

11,289 posts

286 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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I would like to complain that my council have ruined my favourite little roundabout by gritting it today - this means my recent 5-10mph drift now has to be done at a more dangerous 40mph for the same effect. Won't somebody think of the children!

The added concern is that this is wearing out my rear tyres considerable more than it did yesterday and I feel the council are reponsible for any extra cost I incur through needing new rear tyres.

Funk

26,351 posts

211 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Syndrome said:
UncappedTag said:
Next time op, take a leaf out of your own book and "turn into the skid" bigmouth
oh believe me I did. It didn't make a bean of difference. To add another irony to all this, the recovery truck just turned up and slid straight into the wall of the house I'm sitting outside.
Perhaps you could link him to your posts for some top winter driving tips..?

UncappedTag

2,102 posts

187 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Syndrome said:
UncappedTag said:
Next time op, take a leaf out of your own book and "turn into the skid" bigmouth
oh believe me I did. It didn't make a bean of difference. To add another irony to all this, the recovery truck just turned up and slid straight into the wall of the house I'm sitting outside.
I'm sure you can tell him how it's done though? tongue out

I'm only yanking your chain BTW, all in jest biggrin

ZesPak

24,450 posts

198 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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GT03ROB said:
Syndrome said:
I live in a cul de sac with a steep hilly bit right at the end of my drive which is like a fking ice rink at the moment. I'm currently playing a game of, spot the accident which is about to happen. So far I've seen 1 tt in a corsa barrel down and completely destroy the guy at the bottom of the hills wall, and I've just seen some tt in a citroen C2 barrel down the hill and wipe out the brand new BMW 3 series parked just round the corner at the bottom of the hill. Why are people such thick wkers when it comes to these stty conditions. I'm going to ignore the next inevitable crash because I'm already witness 1 on 2 insurance claims.
This just had to be quoted in full.....laugh
roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

Oh dear god! Just when you tought: JamesTigerWoods' "Ambiwlance" isn't going to be beaten anymore.

paulmurr

4,203 posts

214 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Nom nom nom...

Delicious irony is delicious.

eldar

21,875 posts

198 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Syndrome said:
UncappedTag said:
Next time op, take a leaf out of your own book and "turn into the skid" bigmouth
oh believe me I did. It didn't make a bean of difference. To add another irony to all this, the recovery truck just turned up and slid straight into the wall of the house I'm sitting outside.
I've got a set of 3 winter tyres going cheap.

tossbag

1,590 posts

208 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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ZesPak

24,450 posts

198 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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eldar said:
Syndrome said:
UncappedTag said:
Next time op, take a leaf out of your own book and "turn into the skid" bigmouth
oh believe me I did. It didn't make a bean of difference. To add another irony to all this, the recovery truck just turned up and slid straight into the wall of the house I'm sitting outside.
I've got a set of 3 winter tyres going cheap.
Took me over 5 seconds to spot that!! rofl

james_gt3rs

4,816 posts

193 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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If you start a thread like "I crashed my car on an empty road", do you expect anything other than this? hehe

GG89

3,529 posts

188 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Jesus H Christ this hasn't went well has it OP? I would have kept schtum about your little accident after your recent ramblings about ste drivers in ste conditions smile

Kentish

15,169 posts

236 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Some of the comments are a bit harsh.

I have seen just one gritter out in my area in the last week.

This morning there was an 8 car pile up where the surface moisture had turned to black ice on the A2.

The local council could and should have done more to avoid that situation happening by spending some of the money we give them in council and road tax on making such a major 70mph dual carriageway a safer road to drive on at this time of year.

I could turn around the arguments and say that the met office has forecast snow so why have council not done more to make major roads safe?

I'm perfectly realistic and understand that gritting of every back road is not possible of course but the example I use here is the major A road from the busiest sea port in europe to our capitol.

ShadownINja

76,612 posts

284 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Can I roll this out?


bakerjuk

268 posts

193 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

219 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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Kentish said:
I'm perfectly realistic and understand that gritting of every back road is not possible of course but the example I use here is the major A road from the busiest sea port in europe to our capitol.
What has Rotterdam got to do with this?

iamed

261 posts

176 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2009
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If you know it is icy, you could go get a small of grit yourself and sort it out. A few quid, 15 minutes of your time, all done.

The council could/should do it. In the meantime however....

Edited by iamed on Wednesday 23 December 14:45