One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2
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Escort3500 said:
Steve_W said:
rj1986 said:
This car with the "hilarious" stickers
Not only does the lack on punctuation annoy me, but it also had one severely deflated rear tyre
Any chance the BiB might pull that over for offensive language? Considering that some folks got pulled up for having the image of two humping rhinos on the spare wheel cover on Suzuki "jeeps" you'd think that was worthy of a quick chat.Not only does the lack on punctuation annoy me, but it also had one severely deflated rear tyre
Sadly, I don't have a Facepalm account.
I may have found the ultimate knob yesterday. I entered the roundabout with this view: https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&ll=53.375... to find a young woman attempting to reverse back onto the roundabout from the slip road to the left having realised she'd gone the wrong way 
Despite getting blasts from the horn of every car that passed her she wouldn't give up, even though she could have simply travelled to the next roundabout, crossed over the dual carriageway and driven back to where she had come from. Astonishing.
Despite getting blasts from the horn of every car that passed her she wouldn't give up, even though she could have simply travelled to the next roundabout, crossed over the dual carriageway and driven back to where she had come from. Astonishing.DervVW said:
Maybe I was unaware of something ahead, but on the M5 tonight there was a police 4x4 in the outside lane for a good chunk, over taking nothing, doing about 60-65, so all other traffic bunched up. Not sure what that was about.
Maybe they had seen too many horrific accidents and were trying to slow the traffic down for a while. See 'Motorway Cops' for too many examples.Blown2CV said:
DervVW said:
Maybe I was unaware of something ahead, but on the M5 tonight there was a police 4x4 in the outside lane for a good chunk, over taking nothing, doing about 60-65, so all other traffic bunched up. Not sure what that was about.
Maybe the officers had seen too many horrific accidents and were just tying to slow down the traffic flow for a while. See 'Motorway Cops' for numerous examples.rj1986 said:
This car with the "hilarious" stickers
Not only does the lack on punctuation annoy me, but it also had one severely deflated rear tyre
Jesus, that just smacks of mental problems having that in your rear window, if they are so bothered about being overtaken thenNot only does the lack on punctuation annoy me, but it also had one severely deflated rear tyre
buy something other than a turdy old Zafira, and why would you want to annoy someone you have never met ?
Sometimes someone may want to/be able to go faster than you are going, its a fact of life.
And, me being bloody minded I would have to get past it.
J4CKO said:
rj1986 said:
This car with the "hilarious" stickers
Not only does the lack on punctuation annoy me, but it also had one severely deflated rear tyre
Jesus, that just smacks of mental problems having that in your rear window, if they are so bothered about being overtaken thenNot only does the lack on punctuation annoy me, but it also had one severely deflated rear tyre
buy something other than a turdy old Zafira, and why would you want to annoy someone you have never met ?
Sometimes someone may want to/be able to go faster than you are going, its a fact of life.
And, me being bloody minded I would have to get past it.
Escort3500 said:
Steve_W said:
rj1986 said:
This car with the "hilarious" stickers
Not only does the lack on punctuation annoy me, but it also had one severely deflated rear tyre
Any chance the BiB might pull that over for offensive language? Considering that some folks got pulled up for having the image of two humping rhinos on the spare wheel cover on Suzuki "jeeps" you'd think that was worthy of a quick chat.Not only does the lack on punctuation annoy me, but it also had one severely deflated rear tyre
Blown2CV said:
DervVW said:
Maybe I was unaware of something ahead, but on the M5 tonight there was a police 4x4 in the outside lane for a good chunk, over taking nothing, doing about 60-65, so all other traffic bunched up. Not sure what that was about.
Maybe the officers had seen too many horrific accidents and were just tying to slow down the traffic flow for a while. See 'Motorway Cops' for numerous examples.
Edited by Blown2CV on Sunday 10th August 17:45
Utter tosser in a white 4x4 'BV14 U**' at eight o'clock this morning, M1 northbound at Newport Pagnall - torrential rain, I'm in a group of vehicles taking it steady at around 50mph as we all want to get home in one piece, there are two cars in front of me in the middle lane with a large gap ahead until the next group of vehicles, matey in the 4x4 comes flying past us in the outside lane, l estimate at about 80-ish, just as he passes the car at the front he loses it, his tail end goes round but he just catches it, narrowly avoiding the central reservation then it goes again, he spins round just ahead of that front car then veers off to the left spinning again, just missing the front car in the inside lane and ends up stationary beside the services slip road facing south. Shocking to see, I dare say it was all caught on CCTV, hope so anyway. He must have been shaken 'but not stirred' though, a bit further on as I'm passing J15 he comes flying past me again doing about 90! Utter twunt.
To the t
t in the Citreon that undertook me at Tattenham Corner in Epsom then managed to almost crash into the car in front in the lane he undertook me as he was desperate to get ahead of me. Managed all of nothing as the lights went red and i pulled up in the next lane to him. Wouldn't look out the drivers window at all and was making out he was talking to his 'lady friend'
As lights go green, Mr tt decides he will drift into my lane, flash my lights and im the one who gets the finger........manages to indicate right for the turn off as his 'lady friend' hangs out of the window ready to shout something at me. Didnt get a chance as i drove past shouting 'car wker!' 
But still...what a fking !
t in the Citreon that undertook me at Tattenham Corner in Epsom then managed to almost crash into the car in front in the lane he undertook me as he was desperate to get ahead of me. Managed all of nothing as the lights went red and i pulled up in the next lane to him. Wouldn't look out the drivers window at all and was making out he was talking to his 'lady friend'As lights go green, Mr t
t decides he will drift into my lane, flash my lights and im the one who gets the finger........manages to indicate right for the turn off as his 'lady friend' hangs out of the window ready to shout something at me. Didnt get a chance as i drove past shouting 'car wker!' But still...what a f
king ! Steve_W said:
rj1986 said:
This car with the "hilarious" stickers
Not only does the lack on punctuation annoy me, but it also had one severely deflated rear tyre
Any chance the BiB might pull that over for offensive language? Considering that some folks got pulled up for having the image of two humping rhinos on the spare wheel cover on Suzuki "jeeps" you'd think that was worthy of a quick chat.Not only does the lack on punctuation annoy me, but it also had one severely deflated rear tyre
rj1986 said:
Pothole said:
've never found any proof that ever happened. Have you?
Saw on one of those TV cop chase shows, a lad had something like "Fast as F***" on his tatty old golf.Got pulled for something else, but was made to take it off on the spot under the public order act iirc.
scarble said:
m8rky said:
The Subaru in Sidlesham today (30 that leads in to a 40) weaving to ,I assume, keep his tyres warm. WTFingF.
What's wrong with that? Better than pootling around on cold tyres and having a massive accident. Good on him, sounds like a sensible and responsible driver 
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