The Best ///M/Barge/General Rant/Look at this/O/T (Vol XVII)

The Best ///M/Barge/General Rant/Look at this/O/T (Vol XVII)

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LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

197 months

Saturday 20th February 2016
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jeremyc

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23,702 posts

285 months

Saturday 20th February 2016
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olly22n said:
I think my record was less than 2 minutes, but it's been a while!
Any tips on getting those last bastid poppers on once the roof is down? irked

Cheburator mk2

3,008 posts

200 months

Saturday 20th February 2016
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Pennyroyal Tea said:
You've misunderstood me/misquoted me again.

Alpha N is a state of tune, but I hope you'll agree with me, it requires some fettling to get the fueling right, yes? On my E36, it wasn't possible without damaging the cats etc. Hence, I sold my Geoff Steele airbox as it proved to be more hassle than it was worth. Is your brother's M3 running the original cats?

Onto the suspension: the off-the-shelf kits are just that; they're not tuned by Manthey or whomever specifically for the car and or a given environment. Hence the comment. Ergo, your GT3 isn't running off the shelf stuff. The V3s you refer to are off-the-shelf units and as I alluded to above, I invariably find these less than satisfying, which is also why I specifically stated that good suspension requires ££££ investment. On the contrary, I think a nice Ohlins setup would be a huge compliment to any sporting car.

Anyway, let's move on smile
Pedant mode on... smile

Alpha-N is not a state of tune, but a method describing how the engine knows how much fuel to inject - unlike MAF (most engines), which calculates engine load based on the amount of air passing through the hot wire/film in the MAF, it uses just throttle plate angle and temperature correction (and altitude correction) for the really good set ups.

Of course Alpha-N is cruder, but it could allow for a more efficient airbox design. And yes, getting it right is not easy at all. However, it is not rocket science either. Enough good guys around these days to help out.

My brother's E46 runs the standard cats, but yes, he did spend time (a lot) on the Dyno and the open road with the guys from Evolve.

The suspension bit - KW off the shelf is still developed for the car. Sometimes the results are great, sometimes they are pants. A ZM Coupe or Z4M Coupe on its standard suspension is diabolical. Put them on KW CS and suddenly they are the car they should have always been. Take them to someone like Spires Tuning or Geoff Steel or Centre Gravity and they get even better. Yet fit anything to a E39 M5 or a E60 M5 and they become utterly st, destroying the purpose of the car...

Anyway, there is a good Phoenix Yellow M3 on the Trader with sub 100k, SMG, nice spec for less than 7k. Must be a CAT car or what am I missing?

clubsport

7,260 posts

259 months

Saturday 20th February 2016
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jeremyc said:
olly22n said:
I think my record was less than 2 minutes, but it's been a while!
Any tips on getting those last bastid poppers on once the roof is down? irked
You will find it easier to fit on a warmer day as there is a little more give/stretch in the roof/ tonneau material. Be careful when it's really cold as you can crack roof window if you are not careful.
Best take the roof off completely and leave it at home, just think of the weight saving.

Looks fantastic, hope you are enjoying it, certainly my favourite of your fleet, which takes some doing! smile

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 20th February 2016
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jeremyc said:
olly22n said:
I think my record was less than 2 minutes, but it's been a while!
Any tips on getting those last bastid poppers on once the roof is down? irked
I have a similar issue with my boat sails and their covers/bags. Hot water from a watering can gives just enough stretch in the fabric to get studs square enough to press on. Nor sure how tricky it would be on a car you want to keep moisture out of though.

Patrick Bateman

12,213 posts

175 months

Saturday 20th February 2016
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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

That's 2 major potential issues taken care of.

Pennyroyal Tea

26,140 posts

215 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Patrick Bateman said:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

That's 2 major potential issues taken care of.
I wasn't aware the timing chains on these were prone to bork. VANOS I think is over-dramatised; they grumble sure, but fail completely?

No, I'd be more worried about rod bearings, dodgy MAFs, brake servos and basically every single rubber bush on the entire car.

Vixpy1

42,626 posts

265 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Pennyroyal Tea said:
Patrick Bateman said:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

That's 2 major potential issues taken care of.
I wasn't aware the timing chains on these were prone to bork. VANOS I think is over-dramatised; they grumble sure, but fail completely?

No, I'd be more worried about rod bearings, dodgy MAFs, brake servos and basically every single rubber bush on the entire car.
yes timing chains are not really an issue on the V8

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

197 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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I know silver stoneblue is a very popular ///M colour, but every time I see it I just think;



Edited by LaurasOtherHalf on Sunday 21st February 09:36

Cheburator mk2

3,008 posts

200 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Vixpy1 said:
yes timing chains are not really an issue on the V8
But the guides do get brittle with age - same as on the M60/M62 and when they disintegrate completely it can lead to terminal engine failure. So it is a good thing they have done the chains as you will need to do the guides at the same time

Olf

11,974 posts

219 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Looks like a barrel of depreciation proof fun to me... Get them to throw in an extra year of warranty....

http://usedcars.bmw.co.uk/M/3.2-M/Irvine/1767085-6...

Eviltad

1,320 posts

180 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Olf said:
Looks like a barrel of depreciation proof fun to me... Get them to throw in an extra year of warranty....

http://usedcars.bmw.co.uk/M/3.2-M/Irvine/1767085-6...
If that was a Coupe it would be £30K+ at that mileage.

Olf

11,974 posts

219 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Eviltad said:
If that was a Coupe it would be £30K+ at that mileage.
If that was a coupe I'd have bought the fker and not shown you lot. Could have traded my 'tired' 24k coupe. wink

s m

23,306 posts

204 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Justayellowbadge said:
Leins said:
Only time I've ever witnessed one was parking up at Silverstone for the GP in '96. Amazingly it even seemed to outshine the Alfa SZ beside it for attention

Although I did overhear someone ask "What on earth has that guy done to his Mercedes?" biggrin
Not an unreasonable question though, I remember a number of dubious 'rude merc' kitted 190s around during the time.
Just happened to chance across one of the old ads for Village that I was thinking of when Rude Mercs was mentioned


Patrick Bateman

12,213 posts

175 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Vixpy1 said:
Pennyroyal Tea said:
Patrick Bateman said:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

That's 2 major potential issues taken care of.
I wasn't aware the timing chains on these were prone to bork. VANOS I think is over-dramatised; they grumble sure, but fail completely?

No, I'd be more worried about rod bearings, dodgy MAFs, brake servos and basically every single rubber bush on the entire car.
yes timing chains are not really an issue on the V8
Timing chain guides, however, can be. If the chain has been replaced then it'll have new guides. Trying to accurately say at what mileage this is though is too difficult. A guy on bmw5 forum had his grenade the engine at over 220k miles, there's a 300k+ mile one on M5 board on original engine internals too.

Rod bearings would be the only other major one to consider, it's just a lot to fork out for something that could well be fine for many more miles. Just a pain there's no way of knowing for sure until you remove them.


Edited by Patrick Bateman on Sunday 21st February 12:09

Output Flange

16,806 posts

212 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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The guides on my 540i went at 165k from memory.

Patrick Bateman

12,213 posts

175 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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As in started to break up and require replacing or completely break up and grenade the engine?

Can be a good idea to drop the lower oil pan to check for any plastic debris.

Pennyroyal Tea

26,140 posts

215 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Patrick Bateman said:
Timing chain guides, however, can be. If the chain has been replaced then it'll have new guides. Trying to accurately say at what mileage this is though is too difficult. A guy on bmw5 forum had his grenade the engine at over 220k miles, there's a 300k+ mile one on M5 board on original engine internals too.

Rod bearings would be the only other major one to consider, it's just a lot to fork out for something that could well be fine for many more miles. Just a pain there's no way of knowing for sure until you remove them.


Edited by Patrick Bateman on Sunday 21st February 12:09
This is why I'm glad to be out of that game. Too much risk for not enough reward, IMO.

Patrick Bateman

12,213 posts

175 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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You'd spent your fair share over a series of M cars to be fair. Everything you read about the e60 makes these look reasonable to run.

Output Flange

16,806 posts

212 months

Sunday 21st February 2016
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Patrick Bateman said:
As in started to break up and require replacing or completely break up and grenade the engine?

Can be a good idea to drop the lower oil pan to check for any plastic debris.
Started to go, could hear the chain hitting the cover.

Wasn't worth fixing that car, so broke it for parts - the manual conversion alone pretty much covered the value of the car.
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