One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

[anonymous-user]

Jim AK said:

bmw535i said:

Phones aren't within the car?

Maybe he left it on roof?

I was thinking mobility scooter perhaps?

[Jim AK]

WD39 said:

All the things you mention, apart from 'speed limit' are contained WITHIN the car. A phone call is remote, which is the dangerous bit.

Indeed they are and all are a distraction.

However, whilst I realise a phone can be a contributory factor to an issue whilst driving, I'm not aware that the amount of accidents has increased commensurate with mobile phone ownership.

Safe to say that most of us wouldn't make out of our own street if it had!!

[Jim AK]

bmw535i said:

I was thinking mobility scooter perhaps?

[Lgfst]

^ This guy. Mainly for poor driving (weaving around and poor lane discipline. Also for crappy badges and reverse lights on all the time. Fix your car

[anonymous-user]

Blown2CV said:

the stupid fking splitarse who, when she rounded a bend and caught the low and bright autumn sun in her eyes, decided that the appropriate course of action would be to stand on the fking brakes. What a waste of tits.

Erm, this type of misogyny applied to an innocuous event conjures up the word "knob" for me, and indicates it is entirely appropriate to apply to the author of such an angry little rant.

[Centurion07]

Not misogynistic in the slightest. Get a grip.

[baldy1926]

Two coming back from work today in central London, they both involved cyclists.
The first was a dozy bint who looked the wrong way and steps off the pavement stright into a cyclist, luckily for her it was nothing anything bigger.
She was right next to a bus stop which is served every couple of minutes so she could easily been under the wheels of a route master rather than getting cosy with a cyclist.
The second was a dozy cyclist.
He decided that he could fit between a bus and a car for some reason a bike and rider could not squeeze through a 8 to 10 inch gap.
He was lucky in the fact that both vehicles were stationary, as when he realised he was not going to fit he somehow ended up on the floor he could easily been under the wheels of the bus.

[PoleDriver]

baldy1926 said:

he could easily been under the wheels of the bus.

Better luck next time?

[WD39]

loafer123 said:

WD39 said:

Sorry, above my pay grade. I can't even post a photo of a chav plated car, much to my dismay.

EVERYTHING is above your pay grade.

As a p**s poor pensioner then yes, I suppose it is. ( All I can afford to eat.)

Edited by WD39 on Sunday 16th October 16:10

[ashleyman]

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

[WD39]

Jim AK said:

bmw535i said:

Phones aren't within the car?

Maybe he left it on roof?

Yes, my Bluetooth is on the roof.

[mistakenplane]

ashleyman said:

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

Your videos are usually non-events. This one is the best non-event so far.

Have a biscuit.

[Cliftonite]

Will Young

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1988420/ex-s...

[Cliftonite]

mistakenplane said:

ashleyman said:

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

Your videos are usually non-events. This one is the best non-event so far.

Have a biscuit.

Leaf him be!

[ashleyman]

mistakenplane said:

ashleyman said:

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

Your videos are usually non-events. This one is the best non-event so far.

Have a biscuit.

If you actually watched the video with the sound on you'd hear all the st hitting the car.

I don't think this one is a non-event.

[Blanchimont]

ashleyman said:

mistakenplane said:

ashleyman said:

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

Your videos are usually non-events. This one is the best non-event so far.

Have a biscuit.

If you actually watched the video with the sound on you'd hear all the st hitting the car.

I don't think this one is a non-event.

It's a non-event. It's leaves. Do you not park in a certain space because there's a tree within 100yrds?

I get that it's your P&J, but leaves, really?!

[baldy1926]

Cliftonite said:

Will Young

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1988420/ex-s...

Poor lad with all his money you would have thought he could have bought trousers that fit rather than whats known as village ones

[Hugo a Gogo]

Blown2CV said:

the stupid fking splitarse who, when she rounded a bend and caught the low and bright autumn sun in her eyes, decided that the appropriate course of action would be to stand on the fking brakes. What a waste of tits.

aye, carrying on blind is the way to go
http://www.kentlive.news/mum-dazzled-sun-wrotham-h...
http://www.roadjustice.org.uk/case-study/dazzled-v...
http://www.roadjustice.org.uk/case-study/19-year-o...

etc etc

[Blown2CV]

Hugo a Gogo said:

Blown2CV said:

the stupid fking splitarse who, when she rounded a bend and caught the low and bright autumn sun in her eyes, decided that the appropriate course of action would be to stand on the fking brakes. What a waste of tits.

aye, carrying on blind is the way to go
http://www.kentlive.news/mum-dazzled-sun-wrotham-h...
http://www.roadjustice.org.uk/case-study/dazzled-v...
http://www.roadjustice.org.uk/case-study/19-year-o...

etc etc

she could see the country road was clear before the sun came out from behind a tree
there were no upcoming junctions or side roads
she could have adjusted her visor, and in advance of the sun 'appearing'
she could see a car was behind her
you should never be surprised by anything on the roads
it was wrong given the circumstances - taking no action would have been far less likely to result in an accident than jamming on full anchors with a line of traffic behind, and when all she needed to do was to fix her visor then none of this is at all justified - that would have been easier, quicker and far safer than braking
it was stupidity

[ashleyman]

Blanchimont said:

ashleyman said:

mistakenplane said:

ashleyman said:

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

Your videos are usually non-events. This one is the best non-event so far.

Have a biscuit.

If you actually watched the video with the sound on you'd hear all the st hitting the car.

I don't think this one is a non-event.

It's a non-event. It's leaves. Do you not park in a certain space because there's a tree within 100yrds?

I get that it's your P&J, but leaves, really?!

I thought that to make the noise there would have been stones involved.

Either way I'm sure none of you would like to know that your neighbour is doing this to your car.