One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

[Hol]

ashleyman said:

Blanchimont said:

ashleyman said:

mistakenplane said:

ashleyman said:

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

Your videos are usually non-events. This one is the best non-event so far.

Have a biscuit.

If you actually watched the video with the sound on you'd hear all the st hitting the car.

I don't think this one is a non-event.

It's a non-event. It's leaves. Do you not park in a certain space because there's a tree within 100yrds?

I get that it's your P&J, but leaves, really?!

I thought that to make the noise there would have been stones involved.

Either way I'm sure none of you would like to know that your neighbour is doing this to your car.

Id be pissed off enough to return the favour, if a neighbour grit blasted my clean car with grit and dirt through a total lack of consideration.

[zedx19]

Hol said:

ashleyman said:

Blanchimont said:

ashleyman said:

mistakenplane said:

ashleyman said:

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

Your videos are usually non-events. This one is the best non-event so far.

Have a biscuit.

If you actually watched the video with the sound on you'd hear all the st hitting the car.

I don't think this one is a non-event.

It's a non-event. It's leaves. Do you not park in a certain space because there's a tree within 100yrds?

I get that it's your P&J, but leaves, really?!

I thought that to make the noise there would have been stones involved.

Either way I'm sure none of you would like to know that your neighbour is doing this to your car.

Id be pissed off enough to return the favour, if a neighbour grit blasted my clean car with grit and dirt through a total lack of consideration.

If that was my car and my neighbour was flicking grit onto the front, I'd be furious! I'd be so furious I'd post a video on the internet about it and also scowl furiously at my neighbour from my living room window.

[Europa1]

This morning it was cyclists, specifically:
- the 2 who took each other out on a pedestrian crossing - one pedalling across the the crossing on the green man, wiped out by the cyclist on the road who sailed through the red light. The cyclist on the crossing couldn't see approaching cyclist on the road due to the van waiting at the red light. Thank you for brightening up my commute.
- the various cyclists approaching a right turn controlled by a filter arrow. Why, when the filter arrow is green and the traffic has started to move forward, do you still approach the junction down the outside of the other vehicles (particularly as the traffic light with the filter arrow sits on a traffic island)?

[Liquid Knight]

BMW MINI owner just after six thirty morning. Weaving about like they were still intoxicated from the night before (being a Tuesday I automatically guessed they worked in teaching). I was about to pull over and report a possible drink driver to the Police when I noticed the cabin area of the car was lit up like Matlock, Bath (Blackpool illuminations is a little over used these days).

At the roundabout they were in the left lane and I was in the right. I pulled up along side them and noticed their mobile phone stuck on the windscreen directly in front of them (MINI clocks are to the left) running a well known insurance companies "safe driving" app'.

Two lanes for the next half a mile so I marked time next to the BMW MINI and the owner must have touched the screen every three or four seconds to see how good their driving was.

So this insurance company thinks using a mobile phone (app') whilst driving makes their customers better drivers. They couldn't be more wrong as demonstrated by the BMW MINI owning moron.

The use of the word "owner" as at no point would I describe that person as a "driver".

[Hol]

Europa1 said:

This morning it was cyclists, specifically:
- the 2 who took each other out on a pedestrian crossing - one pedalling across the the crossing on the green man, wiped out by the cyclist on the road who sailed through the red light. The cyclist on the crossing couldn't see approaching cyclist on the road due to the van waiting at the red light. Thank you for brightening up my commute.
- the various cyclists approaching a right turn controlled by a filter arrow. Why, when the filter arrow is green and the traffic has started to move forward, do you still approach the junction down the outside of the other vehicles (particularly as the traffic light with the filter arrow sits on a traffic island)?

I cant wait to hear the excuses.

[deltashad]

The 10 or so cars I passed in the inside lane this morning on my way to the airport at 65mph in a 70 zone.

fking lazy bds.

[swisstoni]

Hol said:

Europa1 said:

This morning it was cyclists, specifically:
- the 2 who took each other out on a pedestrian crossing - one pedalling across the the crossing on the green man, wiped out by the cyclist on the road who sailed through the red light. The cyclist on the crossing couldn't see approaching cyclist on the road due to the van waiting at the red light. Thank you for brightening up my commute.
- the various cyclists approaching a right turn controlled by a filter arrow. Why, when the filter arrow is green and the traffic has started to move forward, do you still approach the junction down the outside of the other vehicles (particularly as the traffic light with the filter arrow sits on a traffic island)?

I cant wait to hear the excuses.

Brexit probably.

[yellowjack]

Hol said:

Europa1 said:

This morning it was cyclists, specifically:
- the 2 who took each other out on a pedestrian crossing - one pedalling across the the crossing on the green man, wiped out by the cyclist on the road who sailed through the red light. The cyclist on the crossing couldn't see approaching cyclist on the road due to the van waiting at the red light. Thank you for brightening up my commute.
- the various cyclists approaching a right turn controlled by a filter arrow. Why, when the filter arrow is green and the traffic has started to move forward, do you still approach the junction down the outside of the other vehicles (particularly as the traffic light with the filter arrow sits on a traffic island)?

I cant wait to hear the excuses.

The excuses? I'd love to be a fly on the wall when blame was discussed/decided. If the one on the PEDESTRIAN crossing was riding, or even scooting his bike, he's committing an offence and case law sides with the other rider. Who ran a red light, so is also committing an offence. Therefore criminal law sides with the one on the crossing. Etc. Etc. Etc.

It'd go round in circles indefinitely if allowed to. Sod it - "...six and two thirds. Both of you are idiots, now get out of my courtroom!"

[Hol]

yellowjack said:

Hol said:

Europa1 said:

This morning it was cyclists, specifically:
- the 2 who took each other out on a pedestrian crossing - one pedalling across the the crossing on the green man, wiped out by the cyclist on the road who sailed through the red light. The cyclist on the crossing couldn't see approaching cyclist on the road due to the van waiting at the red light. Thank you for brightening up my commute.
- the various cyclists approaching a right turn controlled by a filter arrow. Why, when the filter arrow is green and the traffic has started to move forward, do you still approach the junction down the outside of the other vehicles (particularly as the traffic light with the filter arrow sits on a traffic island)?

I cant wait to hear the excuses.

The excuses? I'd love to be a fly on the wall when blame was discussed/decided. If the one on the PEDESTRIAN crossing was riding, or even scooting his bike, he's committing an offence and case law sides with the other rider. Who ran a red light, so is also committing an offence. Therefore criminal law sides with the one on the crossing. Etc. Etc. Etc.

It'd go round in circles indefinitely if allowed to. Sod it - "...six and two thirds. Both of you are idiots, now get out of my courtroom!"

.....the van driver will probably end up sharing the blame though - somehow.

[berlintaxi]

Liquid Knight said:

BMW MINI owner just after six thirty morning. Weaving about like they were still intoxicated from the night before (being a Tuesday I automatically guessed they worked in teaching). I was about to pull over and report a possible drink driver to the Police when I noticed the cabin area of the car was lit up like Matlock, Bath (Blackpool illuminations is a little over used these days).

At the roundabout they were in the left lane and I was in the right. I pulled up along side them and noticed their mobile phone stuck on the windscreen directly in front of them (MINI clocks are to the left) running a well known insurance companies "safe driving" app'.

Two lanes for the next half a mile so I marked time next to the BMW MINI and the owner must have touched the screen every three or four seconds to see how good their driving was.

So this insurance company thinks using a mobile phone (app') whilst driving makes their customers better drivers. They couldn't be more wrong as demonstrated by the BMW MINI owning moron.

The use of the word "owner" as at no point would I describe that person as a "driver".

Do you actively go around looking for things to be offended by?

[BigLion]

ashleyman said:

Blanchimont said:

ashleyman said:

mistakenplane said:

ashleyman said:

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

Your videos are usually non-events. This one is the best non-event so far.

Have a biscuit.

If you actually watched the video with the sound on you'd hear all the st hitting the car.

I don't think this one is a non-event.

It's a non-event. It's leaves. Do you not park in a certain space because there's a tree within 100yrds?

I get that it's your P&J, but leaves, really?!

I thought that to make the noise there would have been stones involved.

Either way I'm sure none of you would like to know that your neighbour is doing this to your car.

It was a stone that made the noise - what a horrible neighbour you have - guessing you have both crossed paths or something? If I saw someone doing that to my car, leaves or not, I'd be popping around to have a chat.

[TwyRob]

Liquid Knight said:

(being a Tuesday I automatically guessed they worked in teaching).

Why??

If that was a half term related comment, it hasn't started everywhere you know. Also, teachers don't make any more of a habit of driving drunk or dangerously than anyone else.

One single thing that makes me think knob? You.

[RicksAlfas]

Liquid Knight said:

So this insurance company thinks using a mobile phone (app') whilst driving makes their customers better drivers. They couldn't be more wrong as demonstrated by the BMW MINI owning moron.

Saved me £50 on my insurance, and you never need to touch the app whilst driving. It auto starts, and you just press stop when you are out of the car.
She was obviously doing it wrong!

[Slow]

RicksAlfas said:

Saved me £50 on my insurance, and you never need to touch the app whilst driving. It auto starts, and you just press stop when you are out of the car.
She was obviously doing it wrong!

I would pay £50 a year to not have to press stop everytime I get out my car.

[WD39]

deltashad said:

The 10 or so cars I passed in the inside lane this morning on my way to the airport at 65mph in a 70 zone.

fking lazy bds.

Were you doing 65, or were they? If it was them, 65 in a 70 is not slow. If it was you FLB.

[anonymous-user]

TwyRob said:

Why??

If that was a half term related comment, it hasn't started everywhere you know. Also, teachers don't make any more of a habit of driving drunk or dangerously than anyone else.

One single thing that makes me think knob? You.

Bit strong.

It seems the top ten jobs for drink driving are in the building trade or squaddies

[silverfoxcc]

The dhead in the red Merc RK16 something, yesterday who, in the one way portion of Wokingham decided he wanted to change lanes. so on with the indicator and cut up the minibus on his right to get in that lane.it looked like the driver saw you just in time otherwise your penis substitute would have had a very nice body alteration ( how would you explain that to the Ins Co? ) tt move as you were well 'behind' him by at least a neck yet that space had to be yours at all costs.

Oh if if you want to drive like a prize vagina , take out the PH sticker in the rear window

[jogger1976]

The young lad and his wag girlfriend (who he was probably trying to impress) in the X5M. He was driving like such a knob that I heard the howling of his engine, squealing of tyres and bagnin'choonz long before he entered the roundabout onto the A1.
He was going so fast I thought he was about to roll the bloody thing. Oh and the WAG was a knob for lobbing a McDonald's wrapper out of her window .

[ashleyman]

BigLion said:

ashleyman said:

Blanchimont said:

ashleyman said:

mistakenplane said:

ashleyman said:

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

Your videos are usually non-events. This one is the best non-event so far.

Have a biscuit.

If you actually watched the video with the sound on you'd hear all the st hitting the car.

I don't think this one is a non-event.

It's a non-event. It's leaves. Do you not park in a certain space because there's a tree within 100yrds?

I get that it's your P&J, but leaves, really?!

I thought that to make the noise there would have been stones involved.

Either way I'm sure none of you would like to know that your neighbour is doing this to your car.

It was a stone that made the noise - what a horrible neighbour you have - guessing you have both crossed paths or something? If I saw someone doing that to my car, leaves or not, I'd be popping around to have a chat.

Always been nice to the bloke but he is always grumpy. The only thing I can think of is that he has a hard time getting out his garage because of my car. Before we moved in nobody used the space and for the last few weeks we've had an estate parked there and it overhangs a little so perhaps that's his problem.

[ashleyman]

zedx19 said:

Hol said:

ashleyman said:

Blanchimont said:

ashleyman said:

mistakenplane said:

ashleyman said:

My neighbour flicking the leaves outside his garage at my correctly parked car.

https://youtu.be/w4RGA0woeSE

Your videos are usually non-events. This one is the best non-event so far.

Have a biscuit.

If you actually watched the video with the sound on you'd hear all the st hitting the car.

I don't think this one is a non-event.

It's a non-event. It's leaves. Do you not park in a certain space because there's a tree within 100yrds?

I get that it's your P&J, but leaves, really?!

I thought that to make the noise there would have been stones involved.

Either way I'm sure none of you would like to know that your neighbour is doing this to your car.

Id be pissed off enough to return the favour, if a neighbour grit blasted my clean car with grit and dirt through a total lack of consideration.

If that was my car and my neighbour was flicking grit onto the front, I'd be furious! I'd be so furious I'd post a video on the internet about it and also scowl furiously at my neighbour from my living room window.

I am pretty annoyed but what do I do? I posted here to see general reaction, mostly just people taking the piss when if it was their own car they'd be round 'having a word' or hammering sausages into lawns.