One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

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bungz

1,961 posts

122 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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See if there are any "restrictive covenant" regarding vehicles on the property.

My folks had this problem briefly, were trying to sell their house and the odd bod next door parked a enormous motor home of his brothers on his drive. Blocked huge amounts of light into the living room making it dark for large parts of the day and was generally imposing.

Folks delved into it, found a covenant and told him to move it ASAP.

He did.

Jim AK

4,029 posts

126 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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No Council bye law for those things being prohibited on the property?

Council where my Sister lives (Hertsmere iirc) have a no caravan on residential property law, probably because they own several storage sites in the borough!!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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fatboy69 said:
Monkeylegend said:
To be fair though it is on his property so although not ideal he has the right to park it there I assume?

It's a little complicated due to covenants raised by the original owners of the land before the houses were sold.

Already got my Solicitor looking into it because I don't think he can park a caravan on the front.
This used to require planning permission. Don't know if this still applies. But I guess that most caravan owners would not bother and park in the front garden regardless.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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JohnoVR6 said:
Homemade, ironic signs crudely affixed in the back window = knob.

I don't think I have ever been to a 'Pay on foot' car park. Does that relate to the length of your car or that you have to walk a long way to get your ticket? I'm curious.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Blown2CV said:
Liquid Knight said:
Blown2CV said:
on many audi automatics including mine, if you take the foot off the brake then the stop/start starts the engine back up. So, you are incentivised to stand on the brake like that, and the manufacturer is in some way telling you it's OK to do so.
Because stop/start takes up vital seconds from your journey. I understand now. Next time I have an Audi behind me at the lights I'll wait five seconds before heading off. Thus restoring balance in the world.

hehe
don't be a fking stroker. It's an integral part of nearly all new cars. It saves fuel, and in theory helps the environment. The way to make it work on an audi auto is to leave your foot on the brake. It's unfortunate that using the system keeps the rear brake lights illuminated and i would far rather it did not, but i am not leaving a 4L V8 bi-turbo running all the time in queuing traffic.
Like your style of insult, are you sure he was in the navy? Anyway, can't these stop/start thingy's be disabled if required? It would certainly prevent the now inevitable blinding when at the traffic lights etc.
The fuel saved must only be a tea spoonful.

ashleyman

7,003 posts

101 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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People that come over on your side of the road and almost cause head ons because they don't want to drive through deep puddles.

You either slow down and drive through slowly OR wait until it's clear to move over. Don't just drive head on into people. Knobs

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

185 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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nonsequitur said:
Blown2CV said:
Liquid Knight said:
Blown2CV said:
on many audi automatics including mine, if you take the foot off the brake then the stop/start starts the engine back up. So, you are incentivised to stand on the brake like that, and the manufacturer is in some way telling you it's OK to do so.
Because stop/start takes up vital seconds from your journey. I understand now. Next time I have an Audi behind me at the lights I'll wait five seconds before heading off. Thus restoring balance in the world.

hehe
don't be a fking stroker. It's an integral part of nearly all new cars. It saves fuel, and in theory helps the environment. The way to make it work on an audi auto is to leave your foot on the brake. It's unfortunate that using the system keeps the rear brake lights illuminated and i would far rather it did not, but i am not leaving a 4L V8 bi-turbo running all the time in queuing traffic.
Like your style of insult, are you sure he was in the navy? Anyway, can't these stop/start thingy's be disabled if required? It would certainly prevent the now inevitable blinding when at the traffic lights etc.
The fuel saved must only be a tea spoonful.
Okay, I was joking. That's what the...

hehe

...was for.

Stop start is due to some European countries having laws against vehicles being sat with their engines running for a given period of time. Just like 80% of drivers aids manufacturers firmly believe their customers are too thick to operate their products and simply can not be trusted with something as complicated as using a key/card/button/etc.

And remember...

Every time you disable a stop/start you kill a Polar Bear.

silly

Edited by Liquid Knight on Monday 9th January 21:39

Timbergiant

995 posts

132 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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JohnoVR6 said:
Homemade, ironic signs crudely affixed in the back window = knob.

Thats a massive mistake from Audi, that is supposed to be on the inside of the windscreen.

Blown2CV

29,106 posts

205 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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nonsequitur said:
Blown2CV said:
Liquid Knight said:
Blown2CV said:
on many audi automatics including mine, if you take the foot off the brake then the stop/start starts the engine back up. So, you are incentivised to stand on the brake like that, and the manufacturer is in some way telling you it's OK to do so.
Because stop/start takes up vital seconds from your journey. I understand now. Next time I have an Audi behind me at the lights I'll wait five seconds before heading off. Thus restoring balance in the world.

hehe
don't be a fking stroker. It's an integral part of nearly all new cars. It saves fuel, and in theory helps the environment. The way to make it work on an audi auto is to leave your foot on the brake. It's unfortunate that using the system keeps the rear brake lights illuminated and i would far rather it did not, but i am not leaving a 4L V8 bi-turbo running all the time in queuing traffic.
Like your style of insult, are you sure he was in the navy? Anyway, can't these stop/start thingy's be disabled if required? It would certainly prevent the now inevitable blinding when at the traffic lights etc.
The fuel saved must only be a tea spoonful.
i am not going to turn mine off. If the guy behind doesn't like it, he can write to Audi. I am just my car that i pay for, in the manner in which it was intended. I'm not interested in measuring how much fuel it saves but i am certain it is a fair bit.

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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People who have stop/start on a v8. They're not only knobs, but peasants too

Trabi601

4,865 posts

97 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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bmw535i said:
People who have stop/start on a v8. They're not only knobs, but peasants too
That's one of the most bizarre posts I can recall seeing.

S/S is almost universally standard on new cars.

e21Mark

16,217 posts

175 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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The RR wrapped in tin foil is a give away but saw this video and immediately though knob.

https://youtu.be/72u4GP1LKYo

Flibble

6,477 posts

183 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Trabi601 said:
That's one of the most bizarre posts I can recall seeing.

S/S is almost universally standard on new cars.
Used to have it, new car doesn't. Actually don't miss it at all. smile

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Trabi601 said:
That's one of the most bizarre posts I can recall seeing.

S/S is almost universally standard on new cars.
laugh it was just a joke, relax

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Nanook said:
bmw535i said:
People who have stop/start on a v8. They're not only knobs, but peasants too
People with a nicer car than you are knobs and peasants?

That's not very nice!
I have a v8 too smile

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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fatboy69]onkeylegend said:
To be fair though it is on his property so although not ideal he has the right to park it there I assume?

It's a little complicated due to covenants raised by the original owners of the land before the houses were sold.

Already got my Solicitor looking into it because I don't think he can park a caravan on the front.
The deeds to my house expressly exclude the parking of caravans on drives or the road. It was one of the things I was delighted about when I bought the house. I hate caravans and the people that own them as they are knobs.

I get caravans in the wilderness of the US or Australia, but in the UK???????

Spend over 100 times the cost of a night in a good B&B so you can tow something the size of your bathroom (and that smells like it) behind your diesel repmobile blocking up the roads on the way to park up somewhere with lots of other knobs in a country where you are unlikely to ever be more than 10 miles from a B&B and the closest you'll get to a wilderness is a bit of bracken on a small moor just before the next village looms into view! Did I say these people are knobs?


yellowjack

17,095 posts

168 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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nonsequitur said:
I don't think I have ever been to a 'Pay on foot' car park. Does that relate to the length of your car or that you have to walk a long way to get your ticket? I'm curious.
Taking that question at face value...


Pay on foot? Entry barrier machine dispenses a ticket as you drive in. You tuck that into your wallet, then do what you came to do. On the way back to your car, you stop at a payment machine and put the ticket in. You then get charged for the actual number of hours (or parts thereof) that your car stayed in the car park for. You pay, the ticket gets validated, and you pop in into the machine at the exit barrier as you drive out. Some even have a number plate reader at the exit barrier, that checks your arrival time with your departure time, and then checks to see that you've paid for the correct length of stay. I like such car parks. They're fairer than guessing (and then overpaying) for a Pay and Display ticket, and ensure that everyone pays for their parking.

Some, such as 'Q-Park', are pretty secure, clean, well lit, and with decent sized spaces, and manned by staff who can actually help if there's an issue. I use the one in Reading when I go to the festival there, and just leave my car for the three days. It's pricey, but I'm far happier leaving it there than in a dusty (or muddy) festival site car park, or one of the 'zombie apocalypse' car parks like the NCP. It's also easier to get off the festival site on foot than in a car after it closes, and I get straight onto an alternative road out of town avoiding the inevitable queues.

I'm surprised that you haven't used one though. Most big shopping centres seem to be pay on foot these days, as are the local hospital and a town centre multi-storey. Just don't lose your ticket, or the signs suggest that you'll be charged for parking as if you'd been there all day...



westtra

1,537 posts

203 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Blown2CV said:
nonsequitur said:
Blown2CV said:
Liquid Knight said:
Blown2CV said:
on many audi automatics including mine, if you take the foot off the brake then the stop/start starts the engine back up. So, you are incentivised to stand on the brake like that, and the manufacturer is in some way telling you it's OK to do so.
Because stop/start takes up vital seconds from your journey. I understand now. Next time I have an Audi behind me at the lights I'll wait five seconds before heading off. Thus restoring balance in the world.

hehe
don't be a fking stroker. It's an integral part of nearly all new cars. It saves fuel, and in theory helps the environment. The way to make it work on an audi auto is to leave your foot on the brake. It's unfortunate that using the system keeps the rear brake lights illuminated and i would far rather it did not, but i am not leaving a 4L V8 bi-turbo running all the time in queuing traffic.
Like your style of insult, are you sure he was in the navy? Anyway, can't these stop/start thingy's be disabled if required? It would certainly prevent the now inevitable blinding when at the traffic lights etc.
The fuel saved must only be a tea spoonful.
i am not going to turn mine off. If the guy behind doesn't like it, he can write to Audi. I am just my car that i pay for, in the manner in which it was intended. I'm not interested in measuring how much fuel it saves but i am certain it is a fair bit.
No need to turn it off. Put car in park and release the brake pedal and stop/stays active and you are not blinding people behind.

Blown2CV

29,106 posts

205 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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bmw535i said:
People who have stop/start on a v8. They're not only knobs, but peasants too
not going to rise to you

Monkeylegend

26,592 posts

233 months

Tuesday 10th January 2017
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Blown2CV said:
bmw535i said:
People who have stop/start on a v8. They're not only knobs, but peasants too
not going to rise to you
You just did hehe
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