Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

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BarbaricAvatar

1,416 posts

149 months

Thursday 8th June 2017
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RogerExplosion said:
I hate everything about this car and this ad. I want to hunt the owner down and slap them.
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/newport/cars-vans-...
This year Hyundai Coupe has never been an ugly car to my eyes, but the Ferrari badges all over the show are stupid. The only people who are going to be fooled by it are the people who have no interest in cars and therefore wouldn't be thrilled even if they did think it was a Ferrari. It looks particularly cheapened parked next to the Maserati.

Frimley111R

15,711 posts

235 months

Thursday 8th June 2017
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Yex 450 said:
clubsport78 said:
irocfan said:
there might be a slight blow on the exhaust...

Wow! I didn't spot that...

Errr... Up to £7,000... Either someones is on a wind up or on some serious drugs!
The front tyres could offer up some interesting handling traits yikes
What's going on with the inside of the left hand alloy too?

pidsy

8,026 posts

158 months

Thursday 8th June 2017
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RogerExplosion said:
I hate everything about this car and this ad. I want to hunt the owner down and slap them.
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/newport/cars-vans-...
That advert is brilliant.

Starfighter

4,940 posts

179 months

Thursday 8th June 2017
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Frimley111R said:
Yex 450 said:
clubsport78 said:
irocfan said:
there might be a slight blow on the exhaust...

Wow! I didn't spot that...

Errr... Up to £7,000... Either someones is on a wind up or on some serious drugs!
The front tyres could offer up some interesting handling traits yikes
What's going on with the inside of the left hand alloy too?
It looks like some very bad flash on the parting line for the die casting. It may be the cause of the wheel balance issues referred to in the add.

DanielSan

18,834 posts

168 months

Thursday 8th June 2017
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Jonmx said:
After the Poogatti this one seems a little tame, but it still ticks a lot of boxes.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-300ZX-heavily-mod...


I can remember that being in Max Power years ago, used to be Alfa Nuvola Blue.

ST Ford

291 posts

83 months

Thursday 8th June 2017
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RogerExplosion said:
I hate everything about this car and this ad. I want to hunt the owner down and slap them.
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/newport/cars-vans-...
That advert is hilarious. Why is he posting quarter mile times of his Herrari Coupe they are slow as sin. A 1.0 Fiesta Turbo would probably spank that

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 10th June 2017
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ST Ford said:
That advert is hilarious. Why is he posting quarter mile times of his Herrari Coupe they are slow as sin. A 1.0 Fiesta Turbo would probably spank that
so desperate, needs more badges as well, this is probably what he wears daily.




Burnzyb

300 posts

178 months

Saturday 10th June 2017
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Cliftonite said:
I didn't read the ad but that engine bay is hilarious rofl there is nothing there, what a dream it would be too work on.

pidsy

8,026 posts

158 months

Saturday 10th June 2017
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The anglia is "ready to show".



No it's not.



Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Saturday 10th June 2017
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Anglia Coupe RS, I think

With Mondeo (?) seats

ambuletz

10,796 posts

182 months

67Dino

3,588 posts

106 months

Sunday 11th June 2017
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RogerExplosion said:
I hate everything about this car and this ad. I want to hunt the owner down and slap them.
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/newport/cars-vans-...
That's a coincidence, because I've put Hyundai badges on my 456. No I haven't, because that would be equally pointless.


Lance Catamaran

25,012 posts

228 months

Sunday 11th June 2017
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67Dino said:
That's a coincidence, because I've put Hyundai badges on my 456. No I haven't, because that would be equally pointless.
Your car looks rather depressed about it

Burnzyb

300 posts

178 months

Sunday 11th June 2017
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ambuletz said:
To be fair the owner hasn't mentioned how sick his ride is, it looks like it's been on some sort of gumball rally type thing due to the back story mentioned, which would be acceptable even though it's got too many doors and does look hurrendous rofl



TonyRPH

13,002 posts

169 months

Sunday 11th June 2017
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Burnzyb said:
ambuletz said:
To be fair the owner hasn't mentioned how sick his ride is, it looks like it's been on some sort of gumball rally type thing due to the back story mentioned, which would be acceptable even though it's got too many doors and does look hurrendous rofl
If you read the advert in full....

advert said:
The car has just completed a 2000 mile trip around Europe and it has been great.
^^^ leads me to believe it's been in some sort of Gumball type rally or one of those charity rallies.

advert said:
Please be aware this car has been used for rallying and has some dents and marks.
Probably explains all the decals but who knows?

texaxile

3,304 posts

151 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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10 grand for this abortion:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INVESTMENT-THE-ONLY-ONE-...


Investment, "only" done 120k!!




Edited by texaxile on Tuesday 20th June 18:23

BarbaricAvatar

1,416 posts

149 months

Wednesday 21st June 2017
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texaxile said:
10 grand for this abortion:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INVESTMENT-THE-ONLY-ONE-...


Investment, "only" done 120k!!




Edited by texaxile on Tuesday 20th June 18:23
Majorly overpriced and the chin jewellery is stupid but i quite like that.

stevesuk

1,349 posts

183 months

Wednesday 21st June 2017
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BarbaricAvatar said:
texaxile said:
10 grand for this abortion:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INVESTMENT-THE-ONLY-ONE-...

Investment, "only" done 120k!!

Edited by texaxile on Tuesday 20th June 18:23
Majorly overpriced and the chin jewellery is stupid but i quite like that.
If you want to see more...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUMvUbecso

I bet the residents of whichever road he lives on will be glad to see the back of that thing - assuming he manages to sell it smile

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Wednesday 21st June 2017
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