RE: How to ruin a Porsche 964 RS - video

RE: How to ruin a Porsche 964 RS - video

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sootyrumble

295 posts

187 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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Riggers said:
Fair point - as said already it should have been a blog. But a) we don't have any pretensions toward BBC-esque impartiality b) hindsight is a wonderful thing and c)the whole editorial team felt the car to be a bit, er, wrong.

Having said that it is definitely a case of each to their own, so I don't in all seriousness condemn this chap for what he's done to his car - my tongue is firmly lodged in my cheek when I say 'ruined'. At the end of the day it's has car and his money - so his choice.

PH news: take our stories with a pinch of salt smile
lol well put :-) didn't mean to come across as being rude but the car is an advert for the mans business and as such i think its well done and actually restrained compared to some cars used for similar roles. There are parts of it i really don't like but in a world where everyone is struggling for work I think tearing his work apart is not helping lol, i seem too remember a story that was heavily promoted and paid for by pistonheads, with a man who embezzled money and used it to run race teams. So i wouldn't have been impressed if others used that as a reason to ridicule PH :-D

KB_S1

5,967 posts

230 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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Poor car.

DanielJames

7,543 posts

169 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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I remember seeing this car in "FastCarMag" a few year ago.

I quite like it, quite a lot to be honest.

I don't think it deserves to be front page news, I'm sure I Love Bass (facebook them, they post some ace stuff) will appreciate the publicity though!

Superhoop

4,680 posts

194 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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So because it's got air ride and non standard wheels, it's ruined?

If it had been lowered on coilovers with a static drop, would that be acceptable?

Do the masses of PH really think that because it's had air ride installed it couldn't be returned back to standard?

For me personally, I think it looks pretty good, apart from the RS badge - But this is PH, where slagging off anything that's not to the taste of the masses matters

JPearson

1,269 posts

163 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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I really like it

pagani1

683 posts

203 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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Who cares? Undercoat Silver yet again. Can we have some cars featured that are not black, white, grey-they are not colours just undercoats.

Reardy Mister

13,757 posts

223 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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That's someone's pride and joy right there. And as a website, sanctioned by, nay initiated by the site itself, we have collectively judged it as st.

Bit harsh innit?

ETA: Prolly should have read the whole thread before posting. Meh.

dave stew

1,502 posts

168 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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Garlick said:
MagicalTrevor said:
And she can't even walk properly at the end!
I thought that, what's wrong with her legs?
She couldn't stop a pig in an alley as my mother would say...

Alfie Noakes

1,307 posts

271 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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The car takes me back to the days I used to buy Hot Rod magazine.

The girl takes me back to the days I had a hot rod.

Greg964

1,178 posts

239 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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I think it looks great at driving height. I wonder how it handles on air suspension.

StuttgartJem

83 posts

181 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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Take one 964, add fake RS parts, spend a fortune on wheels and suspension to make it handle like a dog, park it in a shabby warehouse for the 'urban' feel, get bird who went to the Heather Mills school of runway modelling to do the Max Power bit

Not a great recipe in my book

Good job you in Belfast boys, too far to come and give you a slap punch

dave stew

1,502 posts

168 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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Alfie Noakes said:
The car takes me back to the days I used to buy Hot Rod magazine.

The girl takes me back to the days I had a hot rod.
Is your Dad called John?

Sorry, long afternoon at work...

Riggers

1,859 posts

179 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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sootyrumble said:
Riggers said:
Fair point - as said already it should have been a blog. But a) we don't have any pretensions toward BBC-esque impartiality b) hindsight is a wonderful thing and c)the whole editorial team felt the car to be a bit, er, wrong.

Having said that it is definitely a case of each to their own, so I don't in all seriousness condemn this chap for what he's done to his car - my tongue is firmly lodged in my cheek when I say 'ruined'. At the end of the day it's has car and his money - so his choice.

PH news: take our stories with a pinch of salt smile
lol well put :-) didn't mean to come across as being rude but the car is an advert for the mans business and as such i think its well done and actually restrained compared to some cars used for similar roles. There are parts of it i really don't like but in a world where everyone is struggling for work I think tearing his work apart is not helping lol, i seem too remember a story that was heavily promoted and paid for by pistonheads, with a man who embezzled money and used it to run race teams. So i wouldn't have been impressed if others used that as a reason to ridicule PH :-D
*cough* least said soonest mended on that *cough*

Likewise we don't mean to come across as rude in our piece (perhaps we underestimate how seriously people take the things we say...)

beer

KB_S1

5,967 posts

230 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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Superhoop said:
So because it's got air ride and non standard wheels, it's ruined?

If it had been lowered on coilovers with a static drop, would that be acceptable?

Do the masses of PH really think that because it's had air ride installed it couldn't be returned back to standard?

For me personally, I think it looks pretty good, apart from the RS badge - But this is PH, where slagging off anything that's not to the taste of the masses matters
Why I dislike it.

Modified for static aesthetics at the expense of performance and usability.
False badging to attach itself to an iconic model that is completely opposed in ethos to this car.

That is my opinion. Am I not to express this opinion on a motoring forum of which I am a member?

sootyrumble

295 posts

187 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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Riggers said:
*cough* least said soonest mended on that *cough*

Likewise we don't mean to come across as rude in our piece (perhaps we underestimate how seriously people take the things we say...)

beer
LMAO PH is the best d*mn car website bar none and we are all highly opinionated readers. I read your stuff every day and check the site at least 6 times a day (Good thing my computer faces the wall at work :-).) keep up the good work :-)

RX7SA

1 posts

147 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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Well Porsche have always been a marmite car, people either love or hate them and its the same with this "ruined in my opinion" example.
I am a Porsche fan and Porsches have alwys been cars to modify across all the range, wheels, roll cages, RS replicas, RSR replicas, Turbo bodies etc so its nothing new, indeed an unmolested Porsche is hard to find these days.
On this 964 the bodywork looks amazing and very tidy, its the suspnsion set up and wheels that let this down for me and lose what this car is all about.

gmh23

252 posts

181 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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Kam B said:
Yeah, bang on because Ali G is from STAINES!

fail
"The character of Ali G is a stereotype of a white suburban male from Staines who imitates African-American rap culture as well as urban British and Jamaican culture, particularly through hip hop, reggae, and Grime music. Ali G was part of a group called Berkshire Massive, and he ran and grew up in an area of Slough called Langley (both actual locations in the UK). He also lived part of his life in Staines."

how d'you like them apples?

sootyrumble

295 posts

187 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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KB_S1 said:
Why I dislike it.

Modified for static aesthetics at the expense of performance and usability.
False badging to attach itself to an iconic model that is completely opposed in ethos to this car.

That is my opinion. Am I not to express this opinion on a motoring forum of which I am a member?
They are adjustable hydraulics on his car with in car springs so when he wants performance he can raise the car and adjust rebound, so it can cruise or be used on track, and all from the flick of a switch, I would also like to add think of all the cars that have to have nose adjustment for car parks so its the same thing

Kam B

91 posts

160 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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gmh23 said:
"The character of Ali G is a stereotype of a white suburban male from Staines who imitates African-American rap culture as well as urban British and Jamaican culture, particularly through hip hop, reggae, and Grime music. Ali G was part of a group called Berkshire Massive, and he ran and grew up in an area of Slough called Langley (both actual locations in the UK). He also lived part of his life in Staines."

how d'you like them apples?
Where did you copy paste that from?! That represents me as well does it?

Just for your info: Langely is a village outside of slough 'he' grew up in langely not slough

Thanks for the effort though, i guess you should get your head back in the books and study

students eh

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 8th February 2012
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How dare you! smile

For what it's worth, I really like the car in the video.
It appears to have been lightly modded and tastefully done.
Difficult to tell from a video, but I suspect the workmanship is very good as well.

I'm a big fan of both standard and modded air-coolers as my own Porker demonstrates:






Edited by NinjaPower on Wednesday 8th February 15:27