What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

[CoolHands]

Ok so what on earth is the point of this one? I can't fathom it. Doesn't seem to spell a name or anything, unless I'm missing something?

Answers on a postcard...

[droopsnoot]

Passed MR54 GAD the other day, spaced as MR5 4 GAD for some reason.

[rfsteel]

Though this was a strange plate to put on a Transit van;



According to the DVLA, it should be WJT 1M and not WJ T1M.

[iSore]

Jaguar steve said:

Yeah but wot wiv the tastee mowowta an posh plate eeees dun well well fer isself tho yeah? An ther ain't nuuufink ron wiv Arlow eeeevah, iz well andy fer nippin baaaak dahaaan ter the east end ter pik up a bittah oookey gear an avvaaaah rite kockney waaaankah neeez uuuup wiv me ole mates an the famlee. Iz onlee jus dhaaan the eleven an rhaaaand the twennyfive ter git the misssizus ter laykesyde anall.

So geeezah I dunno oooo the faaaak you fink you are but you faaakin leave it ryite aaaaght yeah, an stop takin the faaakin ps off offof Arlow unless akowrse you wanner smaaakinner maaaarf.

Oi!

I don' fink oi loike yor fackin' mannah sahn.

[iSore]

Cliftonite said:

A complete waste of 10 seconds?

Says the individual with a crusade against 'ringing kits'.

[silverfoxcc]

JS 51GNS

On a van

Bracknell

[smithyithy]

KFC said:

Take a photo, tweet it to local cops. Job done, takes 10 seconds.

I never manage to get pictures, I see most of them while driving and have a bit of a photographic memory for plates.

I keep saying I need to set up a dash cam (for other reasons than catching crap plates) so I can at least grab a screenshot then. Dunno if I'd go to the effort of reporting it though, hmm..

[Pistachio]

R4T PU (RAT PU)
BMW 3 series

[yellowjack]

BO55 POO - on a silver Range Rover Vogue TDV8. I forget where I saw it, but probably somewhere between Basingstoke and Camberley recently.

Probably makes some kind of sense if you own a portaloo rental business, maybe?

[Steffan]

yellowjack said:

BO55 POO - on a silver Range Rover Vogue TDV8. I forget where I saw it, but probably somewhere between Basingstoke and Camberley recently.

Probably makes some kind of sense if you own a portaloo rental business, maybe?

Many years ago one of my pas owned tye BO 55 plate. Sold it for a very great deal of money. It is a very good plate

These made up combinations seeking the same cachet with a unlawful layout and screws in all directions have no value IMO. Clearly lots of drivers are trying this on as this forum demonstrates daily. I think this will strangle itself once the police get onto these nonsences. Many of these plates are so altered as to be totally unreadable and beyond APNR.

Interesting to see that several local authorities have sought injunctions preventing meetings of cars in several midlands towns recently to stop the nuisance that this can cause. The Asnhby Folvile meet is no more but that was voluntary under some pressure I think. Currently the number of plates on here seems to be growing but I rather doubt it will last once the authorities decide to act.

[AlexRS2782]

R90 OLF on a scened Golf R spaced to read R 90OLF.

That must be the really rare VW R Goooooooooooooolf model then

The st plate matched his equally st driving prowess.

[marmitemania]

CoolHands said:

Ok so what on earth is the point of this one? I can't fathom it. Doesn't seem to spell a name or anything, unless I'm missing something?

Answers on a postcard...

I think they may know a seven headed monkey man and are just saying Hi.

[twing]

AlexRS2782 said:

R90 OLF on a scened Golf R spaced to read R 90OLF.

That must be the really rare VW R Goooooooooooooolf model then

The st plate matched his equally st driving prowess.

Looks like Rolf to me....school run time??

[TigerS6]

P Nuts said:

and this (sorry for crap pic, she was sat in it) T11 UBO

This is now on a White Macan...
Not sure if it was driven by a male or female, but whoever it was the driving was atrocious!

[sue20]

I've got no idea but they've gone to the trouble of trying to make the 0 appear as a U with a screw cap.

[Doshy]

sue20 said:

I've got no idea but they've gone to the trouble of trying to make the 0 appear as a U with a screw cap.

What the hell? Dreadful.

[M3DGE]

Jaguar steve said:

Galsia said:

RossP said:

I see this guy almost every day. I always lean out of my window, point and laugh. Anybody with Bentley badges on a Chrysler is a tt.

Edit: There is a house for sale near where I work. The owner has a tatty old merc with the plate MI55 BOS that is uaually parked across a footpath and cycle path. No wonder the house hasn't sold.

Edited by Galsia on Wednesday 11th March 11:01

Quite right too - not in Essex by any chance, as the 300C "Baby Bentley" badge conversion is very popular amongst the Chavs and Glitterati of this most charming of counties. There's even a hen night stretch limo company passing off a stretched 300C as a Bentley.

Anyway, a couple from The Badlands today. K155 MY O on a Freelander and D 5KIP on a Fiesta.

You - and I think many on PH - will be pleased to hear that the so-called Baby Bentley is being pulled from the UK market by Fiat Chrysler so these chavtastic horrors will be a thing of the past in a few years.

[M3DGE]

V8 FOU said:

Don't normally care - but this was worth a pic. Especially as the rear and side windows were broken. Taken on a ferry Saturday night.
What does it mean? Do I care ?

Wow, that's what happens when you park your chavplated car and Jaguar Steve comes across it after a few sherbets!

[M3DGE]

ATTAK Z said:

FunkyChucker said:

Anyone got 20k spare?

NC15 FRA

now that is unbefreekinbelievable

'Asking Price: £19999
Keywords: FRANCIS FRANK POPE VATICAN HARRIS GENESIS LEWIS DAVIS ELVIS NORRIS SCORPIO DVLA AUCTION
Category: Names
Notes: Reads FRANCIS on an SUV square plate. Never possible before. Current Pope. Popular Surname and First Name. Unique way of legally displaying whole array of excellent plates. Hated by @DVLAAuction!
Sellers Name: Mike'

I beg yer pudding, Mike, but using an SUV square plate how is it ever possible to put the second part of the plate on the top?? And if you do so in who's would is that legal?? #bellend

[George29]