One single thing that makes you think "knob"
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Negative Creep said:
grayme said:
Gaspode said:
I am currently suffering a dose of Man Flu, thanks to the complete Bell End who decided that he would struggle into work last week, coughing and sneezing his disgusting bloody viruses all over the place. People who insist on coming in to work despite being ill = Knob of the first order.
Would it be me coming into work or my boss that would have given me a hard time if I hadn't? 
e21Mark said:
Triumph Man said:
e21Mark said:
People that see someone driving an old car and simply pull out or cut in front.
I had that once, the knob was surprised when on the next straight I blasted past him...Male driving a white Merc, reg number NJ62 SBX, north across the Tyne Bridge just after midday today.
Cutting a red light on entering the bridge was bad enough, had I pulled away from my junction on green you would have hit me - luckily I saw you coming so waited before pulling out. You then drove at a speed well over the 40mph to get in front of two buses on the bridge itself, swerved to get in front of them and took a very hasty exit to leave the central motorway.
I'm guessing you were rushing for the match?
The manoeuvres were bad enough in busy traffic but taking into account you had a space saver on your front drivers side, and a child in the car, makes you a knob.
Cutting a red light on entering the bridge was bad enough, had I pulled away from my junction on green you would have hit me - luckily I saw you coming so waited before pulling out. You then drove at a speed well over the 40mph to get in front of two buses on the bridge itself, swerved to get in front of them and took a very hasty exit to leave the central motorway.
I'm guessing you were rushing for the match?
The manoeuvres were bad enough in busy traffic but taking into account you had a space saver on your front drivers side, and a child in the car, makes you a knob.
Nowhere near as dangerous or bad as that Merc driver sounds (pretty terrible frankly), this one's a "laugh or you'll cry one": the person in Rushmoor Borough Council who (no doubt) spent a while deliberating and decided that car park spaces should be denoted by dashed lines instead of solid lines (the terribly important decisions one has to make in the course of a days work, eh?) and moreover, then decided that they needed to go and fix the solid lines by painting grey bits on them:
Why's the E38 a knob? Number plate?
Gaspode said:
I am currently suffering a dose of Man Flu, thanks to the complete Bell End who decided that he would struggle into work last week, coughing and sneezing his disgusting bloody viruses all over the place. People who insist on coming in to work despite being ill = Knob of the first order.
Taking a week off work for 'just a cold' would be frowned upon in pretty much every workplace. George7 said:
Taking a week off work for 'just a cold' would be frowned upon in pretty much every workplace.
..which shows just how daft most workplaces can be, especially when it's perfectly possible to work from home, as it is at our place. Stay at home, and the company loses a couple of days productivity. Come into work, infect 20 other people, and the company loses a few weeks productivity.
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kstain in one of those Mercedes buses with the bonnets who was behind me in a traffic jam who decided to start honking at me for not blocking a busy junction which inconvenienced him because he couldn't overtake the queue to go right.
When he did overtake he caused an Astra to stop in the road so he didn't have a head on collision, you are a complete knob.
Nottingham City Council, do you just let anyone drive the buses?
kstain in one of those Mercedes buses with the bonnets who was behind me in a traffic jam who decided to start honking at me for not blocking a busy junction which inconvenienced him because he couldn't overtake the queue to go right. When he did overtake he caused an Astra to stop in the road so he didn't have a head on collision, you are a complete knob.
Nottingham City Council, do you just let anyone drive the buses?
Wills2 said:
The 10% of drivers (that's an estimate) that don't understand when to use rear fog lights, just spent 3.5 hours having my eyes assaulted at regular intervals on the A1 this evening.
Knobs the lot of them!
Yes, people and lights are pissing me off at the minute, if it's not people who think they're fine driving around in their silver or grey car in dim weather while it's raining without any lights on at all, it's knobs who must think they're driving through a whitesnake video, FFS it's the smallest amount of fog imagineable, and bam all fog lights are on, and stay on until they get to work, and since they don't switch them off, they'll be on full blast on the way home as they're too oblivious to it.Knobs the lot of them!
Wills2 said:
The 10% of drivers (that's an estimate) that don't understand when to use rear fog lights, just spent 3.5 hours having my eyes assaulted at regular intervals on the A1 this evening.
Knobs the lot of them!
Just sit behind them with the main beams on! I followed an Audi a6 with his rear and front fogs on for 2 miles this morning (nice clear morning) so I had my main beam on the whole way.Knobs the lot of them!
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