Badly modified cars thread

Badly modified cars thread

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aka_kerrly

12,443 posts

212 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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rohrl said:
Is that a Mk3 Escort underneath then? I had been thinking it might be a Peugeot 309.

It's utter gash of the worst type. Hundreds of kilos of fibreglass and filler to produce a car which is objectively a worse vehicle than the already mediocre base car means it definitely belongs here.
Yes it is mk3 Escort. Not commenting on the rest......


yellowjack

17,088 posts

168 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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slartibartfast said:
e21Mark said:
Dave G fsi said:
And another one:

Wow!
There is NO GoD!

Just spent 2minutes finding an applicable icon from the smilies and all I can think that should go next is....yikes
How about... ...?

slartibartfast

4,014 posts

203 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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yellowjack said:
slartibartfast said:
e21Mark said:
Dave G fsi said:
And another one:

Wow!
There is NO GoD!

Just spent 2minutes finding an applicable icon from the smilies and all I can think that should go next is....yikes
How about... ...?
ahh yes...that'll do nicely. clap

xRIEx

8,180 posts

150 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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aka_kerrly said:
Dave G fsi said:
And another one:

I feel like there is something wrong with some of these posts as I haven't been that offended by the last few cars in this thread.

The Escort has almost certainly featured on this topic before and has been around for a long time now. it's a Reiger F40 kit that back in the 90s would be considered the daddy of wide arch bodykits and a good few £££.

To me there is a huge difference between the awful Ka with rubbish stickers and other tat stuck on and the Escort that has had an extensive bodykit blended (very well by the looks of it) into the original bodywork before finishing it with a decent paint job.
I agree that it may be good work but a lack of taste. Maybe it was of its time.

I half-like it (or rather I half-tolerate it) but then again, I don't have much taste either.

clonmult

10,529 posts

211 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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gubbabump said:
LadfromManc said:
Jesus - did he literally just spray the entire thing without masking a single thing off? I mean the lights are black, the plates have overspray - looks like the windscreen and windows are tinted too..

The entire description is a nightmare to read!

ETA - made it to the end of the description - it has no v5? how is it registered in his name then?

Edited by gubbabump on Tuesday 8th April 23:11
I saw a similar looking IS200 parked up in Basingstoke a few weeks back, but without the colourful roof job. Halfords matt black spray can, a few hours ... done.

The Seller] am only selling because iv lost my job[/QUOTE said:
Sadly not too surprising, anyone buying a car without a V5 has little in the way of intelligence.

Steffan

10,362 posts

230 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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clonmult said:
gubbabump said:
LadfromManc said:
Jesus - did he literally just spray the entire thing without masking a single thing off? I mean the lights are black, the plates have overspray - looks like the windscreen and windows are tinted too..

The entire description is a nightmare to read!

ETA - made it to the end of the description - it has no v5? how is it registered in his name then?

Edited by gubbabump on Tuesday 8th April 23:11
I saw a similar looking IS200 parked up in Basingstoke a few weeks back, but without the colourful roof job. Halfords matt black spray can, a few hours ... done.

The Seller] am only selling because iv lost my job[/QUOTE said:
Sadly not too surprising, anyone buying a car without a V5 has little in the way of intelligence.
Whereas in years gone by I bought many and various cars sans any documentation and never had a problem the game has changed new and I never buy without full documentation or pay not a lot say just over scrap value otherwise. I collect kit cars and I regularly warn individuals looking never to buy anything barn find or not without documentation. With IVA and the requirement for full complete documentation proving provenance for the donor parts etc a Q plate is the best you can get if in fact the DVLA will actually register the car. There are unregisterable cars offered on eBay daily and I avoid every one as I said earlier the game has changed. So many disappointed aspiring owners the lesson is clear. Documentation is essential today for trouble free motoring.

MyNameIsNotBob

204 posts

124 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Shocking

Paranormal

Wrong

TommyBuoy

1,269 posts

169 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Oh god, I think I like that, in no version of reality would I want to drive it / own it, but I can't stop looking at it frown

MyNameIsNotBob

204 posts

124 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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That colour is the thing that makes want to vomit.
And anyway, no earthly being would want a modded jazz apart from that brain dead human.

MyNameIsNotBob

204 posts

124 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Before:

MyNameIsNotBob

204 posts

124 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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After:

yellowjack

17,088 posts

168 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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MyNameIsNotBob said:
I can't help thinking that the Astra needs a little something more...


...ooh! I know. MORE spoilers! We need even more spoilers! Three is simply not enough...




rofl

Some people just don't know when to stop. The idiot who created the monstrosity above should never have started wink

OlberJ

14,101 posts

235 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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MyNameIsNotBob said:
And anyway, no earthly being would want a modded jazz apart from that brain dead human.

MyNameIsNotBob

204 posts

124 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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yellowjack said:
I can't help thinking that the Astra needs a little something more...


...ooh! I know. MORE spoilers! We need even more spoilers! Three is simply not enough...




rofl

Some people just don't know when to stop. The idiot who created the monstrosity above should never have started wink
Of course, it has to come from a man in Bulgaria who is a member of barry boys rofl

MyNameIsNotBob

204 posts

124 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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OlberJ said:
Ok.... Maybe a FEW brain dead humans.

MyNameIsNotBob

204 posts

124 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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BARRYBOYS said:
I've seen happier Scandinavian crime dramas than that utterly miserable scene.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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OlberJ said:
Yay, all in for modified Jazz's



MyNameIsNotBob

204 posts

124 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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yonex said:
Yay, all in for modified Jazz's

I admit that one is nice.

MyNameIsNotBob

204 posts

124 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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A Citroen Evasion. We know it as the Pug 806 or the fiat ulysse.
That car looks truly horrible

MyNameIsNotBob

204 posts

124 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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