The BAD PARKING Thread [Vol 2]

[rambo19]

CB2152 said:

Probably going to be internet-killed for this, but I would say that's quite considerate/well intentioned. The Audi doesn't appear to be chewing up the grass (correct me if I'm wrong, looks like it's on the kerb) and there's plenty of space for the passenger of the Audi to get in/out (if there is one) and for the Yaris driver to get in/out, all with a reduced chance of smacking the doors against each other's car.

Let the passenger out before parking.

[CB2152]

rambo19 said:

CB2152 said:

Probably going to be internet-killed for this, but I would say that's quite considerate/well intentioned. The Audi doesn't appear to be chewing up the grass (correct me if I'm wrong, looks like it's on the kerb) and there's plenty of space for the passenger of the Audi to get in/out (if there is one) and for the Yaris driver to get in/out, all with a reduced chance of smacking the doors against each other's car.

Let the passenger out before parking.

And the Yaris driver?

[Garlick]

Willy Nilly said:

someone with a microscopic penis.

Gosh, and there was me thinking this was PH....

Blimey

[yellowjack]

Garlick said:

Willy Nilly said:

someone with a microscopic penis.

Gosh, and there was me thinking this was PH....

Blimey

But he's kind of right, though. A bit.

There's a place for trucks like that... I believe it's called "Texas"

[Hooli]

muppets_mate said:

Apologies if this has been posted before, I found it whilst browsing on AutoTrader. Ignoring the motorcycle on the double yellow lines, the G-Wiz owner appears to be trying to make some sort of point. Badly.

I think the only point you can make driving a G-Wiz is that your a dick.

[Willy Nilly]

yellowjack said:

Garlick said:

Willy Nilly said:

someone with a microscopic penis.

Gosh, and there was me thinking this was PH....

Blimey

But he's kind of right, though. A bit.

There's a place for trucks like that... I believe it's called "Texas"

Even in Texas it would only be a redneck that had chrome stacks sticking up through the bed of his pickup.

[yellowjack]

Willy Nilly said:

Even in Texas it would only be a redneck that had chrome stacks sticking up through the bed of his pickup.

Hmmm. Yes. It is a bit "Richard Hammond drives through Burma in a lorry" with regard to the vertical chrome stacks

[Garlick]

yellowjack said:

Garlick said:

Willy Nilly said:

someone with a microscopic penis.

Gosh, and there was me thinking this was PH....

Blimey

But he's kind of right, though. A bit.

There's a place for trucks like that... I believe it's called "Texas"

Big, a little antisocial, probably 'guzzles' fuel, could drive a Fiesta instead...but doesn't, wrong-hand drive, awkward to insure, terrible to park...

Proper PH maths I'd say. I applaud, no need to chastise for being different. If it rolled up at a PHSS I'd go and take a good look

[Shaw Tarse]

Garlick said:

yellowjack said:

Garlick said:

Willy Nilly said:

someone with a microscopic penis.

Gosh, and there was me thinking this was PH....

Blimey

But he's kind of right, though. A bit.

There's a place for trucks like that... I believe it's called "Texas"

Big, a little antisocial, probably 'guzzles' fuel, could drive a Fiesta instead...but doesn't, wrong-hand drive, awkward to insure, terrible to park...

Proper PH maths I'd say. I applaud, no need to chastise for being different. If it rolled up at a PHSS I'd go and take a good look

Me too, much more interesting than a Mondeo/ Vectra

[yellowjack]

Shaw Tarse said:

Me too, much more interesting than a Mondeo/ Vectra

Ooh! Get her!

[jbsportstech]

james_tigerwoods said:

Are they allowed to be liveried up in those colours?

Also the blue can't be reflected unlike real police.

[delboy735]

Willy Nilly said:

Steff1965 said:

thetapeworm said:

Not so much "bad" parking as it was between the lines, more "unsuitable" parking.





Lots of space available in the slightly more out of the way car parks rather than the close to the door options.

I'm sure that belongs to someone on here.

someone with a microscopic penis.

Says someone called "Willy Nilly".......I saw what you did there, very good.

[Willy Nilly]

Garlick said:

yellowjack said:

Garlick said:

Willy Nilly said:

someone with a microscopic penis.

Gosh, and there was me thinking this was PH....

Blimey

But he's kind of right, though. A bit.

There's a place for trucks like that... I believe it's called "Texas"

Big, a little antisocial, probably 'guzzles' fuel, could drive a Fiesta instead...but doesn't, wrong-hand drive, awkward to insure, terrible to park...

Proper PH maths I'd say. I applaud, no need to chastise for being different. If it rolled up at a PHSS I'd go and take a good look

Mr Garlic, sir, I will fight until my very last breath for people to have the right to buy a left hand drive, long wheel base, American pickup, with chrome pipes sticking out of the bed that is a bh to park, drinks like an Aussy sheep shearer and lacks the ability to pull the skin off a rice pudding. But the fact remains it's like going to the pub wearing a pair of clowns shoes.

[fatboy18]

Willy Nilly said:

Garlick said:

yellowjack said:

Garlick said:

Willy Nilly said:

someone with a microscopic penis.

Gosh, and there was me thinking this was PH....

Blimey

But he's kind of right, though. A bit.

There's a place for trucks like that... I believe it's called "Texas"

Big, a little antisocial, probably 'guzzles' fuel, could drive a Fiesta instead...but doesn't, wrong-hand drive, awkward to insure, terrible to park...

Proper PH maths I'd say. I applaud, no need to chastise for being different. If it rolled up at a PHSS I'd go and take a good look

Mr Garlic, sir, I will fight until my very last breath for people to have the right to buy a left hand drive, long wheel base, American pickup, with chrome pipes sticking out of the bed that is a bh to park, drinks like an Aussy sheep shearer and lacks the ability to pull the skin off a rice pudding. But the fact remains it's like going to the pub wearing a pair of clowns shoes.

I bet that pick up is no longer than a Merc lwb Sprinter, see plenty of those stuck all over the place including supermarket car parks.....Now don't get me started.....What the hell is wrong with Clown Shoes

[yellowjack]

fatboy18 said:

...What the hell is wrong with Clown Shoes

Absolutely nothing, if you've got clown's feet

[Willy Nilly]

fatboy18 said:

bet that pick up is no longer than a Merc lwb Sprinter, see plenty of those stuck all over the place including supermarket car parks.....Now don't get me started.....What the hell is wrong with Clown Shoes

A LWB van is a tool for a job that once in a while gets parked in a car park. A full sized American pickup in the UK is a statement. Look at me, with my big truck, I'm dead 'ard, have a big hat and wish I lived in Texas ect.

[grayme]

yellowjack said:

fatboy18 said:

...What the hell is wrong with Clown Shoes

Absolutely nothing, if you've got clown's feet

...and a 'microscopic penis'?

[Steff1965]

Willy Nilly said:

fatboy18 said:

bet that pick up is no longer than a Merc lwb Sprinter, see plenty of those stuck all over the place including supermarket car parks.....Now don't get me started.....What the hell is wrong with Clown Shoes

A LWB van is a tool for a job that once in a while gets parked in a car park. A full sized American pickup in the UK is a statement. Look at me, with my big truck, I'm dead 'ard, have a big hat and wish I lived in Texas ect.

I take it you think the same about supercars or any car that's a bit different and not a eurobox?

What would you suggest everyone drives?

[Cliftonite]

MX5 ?

[rambo19]

CB2152 said:

rambo19 said:

CB2152 said:

Probably going to be internet-killed for this, but I would say that's quite considerate/well intentioned. The Audi doesn't appear to be chewing up the grass (correct me if I'm wrong, looks like it's on the kerb) and there's plenty of space for the passenger of the Audi to get in/out (if there is one) and for the Yaris driver to get in/out, all with a reduced chance of smacking the doors against each other's car.

Let the passenger out before parking.

And the Yaris driver?

Should of reversed in.