The BAD PARKING Thread [Vol 2]

[fatboy18]

Steff1965 said:

Willy Nilly said:

fatboy18 said:

bet that pick up is no longer than a Merc lwb Sprinter, see plenty of those stuck all over the place including supermarket car parks.....Now don't get me started.....What the hell is wrong with Clown Shoes

A LWB van is a tool for a job that once in a while gets parked in a car park. A full sized American pickup in the UK is a statement. Look at me, with my big truck, I'm dead 'ard, have a big hat and wish I lived in Texas ect.

I take it you think the same about supercars or any car that's a bit different and not a eurobox?

What would you suggest everyone drives?

I suggest you don't drive at all

[Hasbeen]

fatboy18 said:

Steff1965 said:

Willy Nilly said:

fatboy18 said:

bet that pick up is no longer than a Merc lwb Sprinter, see plenty of those stuck all over the place including supermarket car parks.....Now don't get me started.....What the hell is wrong with Clown Shoes

A LWB van is a tool for a job that once in a while gets parked in a car park. A full sized American pickup in the UK is a statement. Look at me, with my big truck, I'm dead 'ard, have a big hat and wish I lived in Texas ect.

I take it you think the same about supercars or any car that's a bit different and not a eurobox?

What would you suggest everyone drives?

I suggest you don't drive at all

High exhaust, lift kit, bet it's got a snorkel too.

Ideal rig for someone who has to, or even choses to wade through a bit of water on a regular basis.

Probably does a bit of real work occasionally, unlike so many here.

[fatboy18]

Ideal bit of kit for helping recent flood victims

[VictoriaYorks]

The crap parking club has a small meet up today at the York shopping outlet, which was really busy. The Freelander had gone when we came out and was replaced by something parked properly. The golf was still there though

[grayme]

[yellowjack]

grayme said:

yellowjack said:

fatboy18 said:

...What the hell is wrong with Clown Shoes

Absolutely nothing, if you've got clown's feet

...and a 'microscopic penis'?

If you read back through this thread and can find any post in which I make any comment regarding penises of any size, I'll dignify that question with a proper response.

[av185]

[LordGrover]

A screen dump of a thumbsnap image?

[edo]

LordGrover said:

A screen dump of a thumbsnap image?

Dump of a post of a dump..

[Liquid Knight]

Just come back from the shop to this...



...



Ticket issued.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/5-Joke-Fake-Parking-Tick...

[Liquid Knight]

It must be lunch time...





..the postie's here.

[Jos Notstoppen]

Although this looks like bad parking it is not really as she was only going to be a few minutes dropping the kids off at school.....30 minutes ago.

[Vipers]

Jos Notstoppen said:

Although this looks like bad parking it is not really as she was only going to be a few minutes dropping the kids off at school.....30 minutes ago.

Probably takes the little overweight feckers half an hour to walk 10 yards to the school gate with mum, then the overweight driver to waddle back.............with a couple of stops on the way to text her friends, and check her email just in case something really important has come in . One must get ones priorities right.

[Cliftonite]

From my Facebook.

[Cliftonite]

Yard or more from the kerb, double yellow lines and zig-zags!

Full house? .




From my Facebook

[Sticks.]

Cliftonite said:

Yard or more from the kerb, double yellow lines and zig-zags!

Full house? .




From my Facebook

Almost - would've been extra points if you'd mentioned the BMW behind it

[Cliftonite]

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/fedex-delivery-man...

[Vipers]

Cliftonite said:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/fedex-delivery-man...

Oh dear

[skip_1]

Liquid Knight said:

It must be lunch time...





..the postie's here.

Ha, you actually issued fake fines

[skip_1]

Vipers said:

Cliftonite said:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/fedex-delivery-man...

Oh dear

At least the house was avoided.