One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3
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Knob in the Audi who pulled out from the Carrick Golf Club onto the NSL A82 just in front of me,cue hard braking.He then accelerated to a massive 40 mph(and down to 30 when something came the other way), causing a long tailback,till slamming on the brakes and "indicating" at the last second to turn into Cameron House
Shaven headed tattooed knob in Currys who took a huge handful of sweets from the "Scottish Children in Crisis" charity sales box, (donation:20p for 2) and then pretended to put money in the slot. Cheap
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Shaven headed tattooed knob in Currys who took a huge handful of sweets from the "Scottish Children in Crisis" charity sales box, (donation:20p for 2) and then pretended to put money in the slot. Cheap
!coffee humour...
friend was queuing in costa
lady in front asked for a decaf late - they had sold out. so she had a normal late ... name linda
friend just wants a normal late so orders one ... gives his name as "Dee-Cath" (wait for it......)
lady makes coffees and calls out names
"linda Late"
"Dee-Cath Late"
Lina hears "decaf latte" and goes mad hahahahahaha
JJ
friend was queuing in costa
lady in front asked for a decaf late - they had sold out. so she had a normal late ... name linda
friend just wants a normal late so orders one ... gives his name as "Dee-Cath" (wait for it......)
lady makes coffees and calls out names
"linda Late"
"Dee-Cath Late"
Lina hears "decaf latte" and goes mad hahahahahaha
JJ
kowalski655 said:
Knob in the Audi who pulled out from the Carrick Golf Club onto the NSL A82 just in front of me,cue hard braking.He then accelerated to a massive 40 mph(and down to 30 when something came the other way), causing a long tailback,till slamming on the brakes and "indicating" at the last second to turn into Cameron House
Shaven headed tattooed knob in Currys who took a huge handful of sweets from the "Scottish Children in Crisis" charity sales box, (donation:20p for 2) and then pretended to put money in the slot. Cheap!
it's a shame there is no way whatsoever to predict that the old fart in the big jag nearing the exit of a golf club might be at risk of making poor driving decisions. Nope, it's literally impossible to tell. Shaven headed tattooed knob in Currys who took a huge handful of sweets from the "Scottish Children in Crisis" charity sales box, (donation:20p for 2) and then pretended to put money in the slot. Cheap
!Bloke on my return flight from holiday last weekend, he has a bluetooth hear piece in; FFS it is a 12.5 hour flight, a) those ear pieces make you look a knob anyway and b) why the hell would you need one on a 12.5 hour flight, it's not as if you are going to get a call at 36,000 feet!!
Edited by HTP99 on Saturday 14th October 13:13
HTP99 said:
Bloke on my return flight from holiday last weekend, he has a bluetooth hear piece in; FFS it is a 12.5 hour flight, a) those ear pieces make you look a knob anyway and b) why the hell would you need one on a 12.5 hour flight, it's not as if you are going to get a call at 36,000 feet!!
could be using it to listen to music? You can conversely, of course, use bluetooth headphones to make calls. Edited by HTP99 on Saturday 14th October 13:13
Blown2CV said:
HTP99 said:
Bloke on my return flight from holiday last weekend, he has a bluetooth hear piece in; FFS it is a 12.5 hour flight, a) those ear pieces make you look a knob anyway and b) why the hell would you need one on a 12.5 hour flight, it's not as if you are going to get a call at 36,000 feet!!
could be using it to listen to music? You can conversely, of course, use bluetooth headphones to make calls. Edited by HTP99 on Saturday 14th October 13:13
Music maybe I guess.
HTP99 said:
Blown2CV said:
HTP99 said:
Bloke on my return flight from holiday last weekend, he has a bluetooth hear piece in; FFS it is a 12.5 hour flight, a) those ear pieces make you look a knob anyway and b) why the hell would you need one on a 12.5 hour flight, it's not as if you are going to get a call at 36,000 feet!!
could be using it to listen to music? You can conversely, of course, use bluetooth headphones to make calls. Edited by HTP99 on Saturday 14th October 13:13
Music maybe I guess.
HTP99 said:
Bloke on my return flight from holiday last weekend, he has a bluetooth hear piece in; FFS it is a 12.5 hour flight, a) those ear pieces make you look a knob anyway and b) why the hell would you need one on a 12.5 hour flight, it's not as if you are going to get a call at 36,000 feet!!
WhatsApp* call ?Edited by HTP99 on Saturday 14th October 13:13
*Assuming the plane has wifi....
kowalski655 said:
Knob in the Audi who pulled out from the Carrick Golf Club onto the NSL A82 just in front of me,cue hard braking.He then accelerated to a massive 40 mph(and down to 30 when something came the other way), causing a long tailback,till slamming on the brakes and "indicating" at the last second to turn into Cameron House
He was ‘in drink’ as the cops like to say The driver of a white Q7 that asked someone blocking the road ' are you going to be long', the person blocking the road was a paramedic dealing with a person collapsed, half on the road and half on the pavement in a side street, maybe her Starbucks was cold and she needed a refill or the Q7's lease was up, what the fk is wrong with some people?
k is wrong with some people?loafer123 said:
Blown2CV said:
yes music..... i was suggesting that as you can use headphones to make calls you might also be able to use a handsfree thing to listen to music.
In one ear, maybe.
cb1965 said:
yellowjack said:
Apparently some form of coffee retailing establishment which no longer requires any effort whatsoever from the fat wasters who drive through, and facilitating yet more fkwittery on the roads as these tossers tip huge buckets of coffee into their fat sweaty faces whilst they ought to be concentrating on driving.
Why do you automatically assume that everyone who doesn't lead their life exactly as you do yours (shopping on your bike, Ikea on your bike, camping on your bike, probably gratifying yourself sexually over your bike) is fat?kwittery on the roads as these tossers tip huge buckets of coffee into their fat sweaty faces whilst they ought to be concentrating on driving.You really are a prize knob!
k all to do with bikes. Makes you the bigger knob 
505diff said:
The driver of a white Q7 that asked someone blocking the road ' are you going to be long', the person blocking the road was a paramedic dealing with a person collapsed, half on the road and half on the pavement in a side street, maybe her Starbucks was cold and she needed a refill or the Q7's lease was up, what the fk is wrong with some people?
Saw similar few years back. Guy on a bike had T boned a car which turned in front of him. Cars fault. Right outside where I worked. Our First aider went out to him, couple of guys moved the smashed to fk is wrong with some people?k bike and buggered Polo he'd hit.Ambulance turns up. Old woman at nearby bus stop moans out loud "oh great now I'm going to be late for work!"
I pointed out that matey might die and maybe she needed to get some perspective. (Don't think he did, but never did find out ) She told me to f
k off 
My colleagues intervened from me giving her all 92 barrels. Dumb b
h! Hope she experienced massive excruciating pain when she pissed for the rest of her miserable hate filled life! _ _ _
My take for today was every single f
king cock out there this morning communing! MLM convention taking place, 40 in a 50, which of course became 40 in a 30 later People in Lane 3 speed matching the car in Lane 2. So everything just backs up unnecessarilyWas there a memo that told these dicks to come out this morning? Did I miss it?
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