Is Volvo set to become the next "C**K" brand!?

[y2blade]

It would appear the cocks are leaving Audi for Volvo.

[Charlie Michael]

Does that mean that M&S is set to become the new Oakley?

[Big Fat Fatty]

Nah, you're not off the hook yet Blade, that looks more chav than c**k.

[Contigo]

I think any car sporting that lot would label you as a "Cock"

[Manicminer]

Yep, that RS badge is truly hideous.

[Tuvra]

I would definitely colour code the spoiler and bonnet scoop...

[Bluebarge]

I think that's intended to be humorous. Can't see anything wrong it myself.

And seeing how Audis are driven these days, no, I think you'll be the whipping boys for some time yet.

[George7]

Love the 'SPORT' on the rear window quarter, subtle.

[E30Addict]

Only if you buy into, and blindly regurgitate, the bullst spouted on TG that an entire brand is driven by cocks.

[McWigglebum4th]

I was more thinking Seat are the next cock brand

[JustDerv]

Oh jeez, please no!! I've just sold my Audi and bought a Volvo to replace it....

[ewenm]

E30Addict said:

Only if you buy into, and blindly regurgitate, the bullst spouted on TG that an entire brand is driven by cocks.

Maybe it's TopGear that is the cock-brand...

[callyman]

y2blade said:

It would appear the cocks are leaving Audi for Volvo.

The biggest ones own both.

[Endorphin]

There's a risk for them, sure. Not because of the old S60 with a 747 wing on the bootlid. But because they're making some nice looking cars that will appeal to more people, and then trying to be all confident with b*****ks like this ad, telling me - shouting at me - that "it's me" (well, actually it says, "it's you", but you see what I mean).

How do they know me? Just a bit c**k-ish behaviour from Volvo (I expect better of them). Volvo, NO! Stop it now. You're making some decent looking motors now so why get all arrogant about it, as that's a sure-fire way to Cocksville. It's b*llsh*t advertising.

It's not clever, it's not confident. It's sad. And c**k-like behaviour.