Pensioner Chic

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anonymous-user

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56 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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I found a reversing lens in a horrible bargain shop the other - obviously designed for a hatchback do would make the perfect addition to a saloon.

Incidentally I would only remove the rear headrests. Although, this would mean the walking stick, tissues and trilby might move erratically. Perhaps they'd better stay.

anonymous-user

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56 months

Tuesday 25th June 2013
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That's excellent - I had actually found one I quite liked....

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2013...

This looks lovely :-)

In my defence, in Cornwall we don't see many Mercedes sold so the mature fellow with a taste for comfort and an eye for accessories would be more likely to crawl about in The Armchair.

Anyway, my next purchases are going to be grill badges, dashboard compass, pipe holder and a tartan flask. With white lid / cup.

Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 25th June 22:34

anonymous-user

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56 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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That is, in all honesty, entirely amazing! A swiveling cushion embodies perfectly what I hope to accomplish.

anonymous-user

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56 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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Johnnytheboy said:
Oh brilliant that means you can indulge in the final flourish, which is to drive this car to the coast and park facing the sea.

But don't get out when you get there.

For extra points don't speak to your fellow travellers in the car, just look at the sea.
Brilliant!

Anyway here, as requested are the additional cable ties....





anonymous-user

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56 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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As you've got a towbar, how about some Caravan Club stickers?


anonymous-user

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56 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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I'm off to a car boot on Sunday and will hopefully pick up some real ste that people have collected. I expect enamel badges, hats, sticks etc. I have acquired a poppy appeal grill decoration this afternoon too. Will be fitted tomorrow.

anonymous-user

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56 months

Sunday 30th June 2013
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Thanks for the tips. Funnily enough I did find some sheepskin carpet at work but regrettably not enough to work with. The car actually came with an Axminster offcut which served as a passenger footwell carpet mat. It has been retained.

In the meantime here is a link to the type of music I shall be playing in The Armchair. Painful I know, but wait until the Boogie Woogie....

http://youtu.be/rsmR_l46v54

anonymous-user

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56 months

Sunday 30th June 2013
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It's a brave effort, but simply not comprehensive enough. My next move will be getting additional mats to put on the existing mats in order to protect them.

anonymous-user

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56 months

Wednesday 24th July 2013
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A bit of an update. I have acquired a ghastly steering wheel cover and a chromed RAC grill badge. The only issue with the badge is that it is too big to fit on the grill as it is too tall. One of my colleagues has suggested a badge bar, that would somehow attach to the front of the car and where I could display my Caravan Club and RAC badges, proudly.

The question is now, beaded seat cover or floral cushions?

anonymous-user

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56 months

Sunday 16th March 2014
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It's been a long time since any update, but I fancy a change of pensioner chariot, and wondered what the consensus would be for the ultimate gribble conveyance. I thought that, if I could find one, a Talbot Tagora would be perfect - the ideal combination of understated yet appalling styling, uneconomical and unreliable. Any thoughts please?

anonymous-user

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56 months

Sunday 16th March 2014
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Once "The Armchair" is cleaned I will put up photos of the latest acquisitions - 2010,2011,2012 National Trust window stickers, Caravan Club sticker - it's getting so silly that I am starting to struggle to see out of the windscreen due to obsolete club memorabilia - the weirdest being Truro Diocesan Bellringer's Club window stickers taken from a scrapper that came in at work.

The boot has some Axminster carpet to protect the floor lining. A colleague of mine found a tartan umbrella to match the rug on the back seat. Luckily they will all transfer nicely to the next grandad wagon. I am sorely tempted to take this one to a show and shine, once I have acquired the appropriate chrome detailing - number plate surrounds, wheelarch trims etc.

anonymous-user

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56 months

Sunday 16th March 2014
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No, but suggestions welcome. As for a replacement, what about a Montego?

anonymous-user

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56 months

Friday 21st March 2014
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Ah, but this is the genius of it!! There is nothing attached or permanent, everything is easily removeable with no issue. There are only window stickers and one sticker in the filler cap. I'm putting it up for sale in April once it's had its MOT. I need a much less good car to destroy in my pursuit of retirement perfection. Of course everything from the umbrella to the obsolete handbooks and maps are negotiable :-)

anonymous-user

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56 months

Friday 28th October 2016
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I had almost forgotten about this. The 406 is sadly no longer in my possession but I see it every day - and brilliantly, the cable ties on the alloys are still in place, proud and pointless. I did keep the accessories that made the chariot what it was - tartan rug with matching thermos, sweet jar for your Werther's, obsolete maps and AA handbooks, Hammond organ cassettes, one of the two sets of mats, the walking stick, the trilby, the Kleenex man-sized tissues, the offcut of ghastly Axminster for the boot. It was great car and I would be tempted to give it another go, if I could find a suitable replacement, but I suspect the combination of colour and interior probably won't come up again.

Edit - I did let the beaded seat cover go with the car, because it was comically uncomfortable.

anonymous-user

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56 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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I did have a chuckle at this.



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