Newbie here - who thinks he knows everything

[B'stard Child]

Pixelpeep 135 said:

where the hell is redbull and sausages in the lawn - or was that post 2009 ?

I believe so - perhaps the OP will come back one day and update his post - that would be quite spooky that he could see into the future

[Pan Pan Pan]

Edderhead said:

I have been studying the PH site closely as a lurker.

As far as i can tell :

There was a man with a 335d Remapped who thought it was the best thing since slided bread - espcially whe comes to 997's and M5's. DXB was his plate and username. Also 335diesel got a ribbing for similar antics.

Custard test - this is a test to see if the OP is real or car is real by putting a tin of Birds custard within a posted photo.

300bhp/ton - always adds to 'what-car-threads' with american nonsense and BL bilge, much to the amusement of others.

Lindylops - i think we both know!

A man on here changed his RS4 to a Corsa VXR and LIKED it!

Everyone thinks a new poster is a troll

Everyone worships MX-5's, E36 328i Sport's, E30 M3's and 944's

Every track car should be a Mk2 Golf GTi or an E30 325i

People like to link youtube videos, that have been pea-roasted again, and again and again.

Speeling and Gramer police on duty at all times

pilchardthecat not yet being exposed as a troll despite endless posts and the fact he drives
a 4-cylinder diesel BMW which means he is dull, tight and has no imagination.

Everyone complains when newbies dont have cars on there profiles - chiefly because they
want bait to insult them.

People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.

Mods locking everything that hurts their feelings.

Cheers

The Moose

This is a Pistonheads site. Where does it say it is only for people with `petrol' cars?

[AC43]

Edderhead said:

People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.

Yes, but....but...but,,,the range is better. It's the....err range.

It's got nothing do with money.

The important thing is that you can drive from St Andrews to Brussels and back with stopping.

[AC43]

Pan Pan Pan said:

Edderhead said:

I have been studying the PH site closely as a lurker.

As far as i can tell :

There was a man with a 335d Remapped who thought it was the best thing since slided bread - espcially whe comes to 997's and M5's. DXB was his plate and username. Also 335diesel got a ribbing for similar antics.

Custard test - this is a test to see if the OP is real or car is real by putting a tin of Birds custard within a posted photo.

300bhp/ton - always adds to 'what-car-threads' with american nonsense and BL bilge, much to the amusement of others.

Lindylops - i think we both know!

A man on here changed his RS4 to a Corsa VXR and LIKED it!

Everyone thinks a new poster is a troll

Everyone worships MX-5's, E36 328i Sport's, E30 M3's and 944's

Every track car should be a Mk2 Golf GTi or an E30 325i

People like to link youtube videos, that have been pea-roasted again, and again and again.

Speeling and Gramer police on duty at all times

pilchardthecat not yet being exposed as a troll despite endless posts and the fact he drives
a 4-cylinder diesel BMW which means he is dull, tight and has no imagination.

Everyone complains when newbies dont have cars on there profiles - chiefly because they
want bait to insult them.

People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.

Mods locking everything that hurts their feelings.

Cheers

The Moose

This is a Pistonheads site. Where does it say it is only for people with `petrol' cars?

Q1. Who founded this site? Was it (a) Petrol Ted or (b) Diesel Ted?

[Skyedriver]

AC43 said:

The important thing is that you can drive from St Andrews to Brussels and back with stopping.

Why would you want to go to Brussels? It's a dump.

[AC43]

Skyedriver said:

AC43 said:

The important thing is that you can drive from St Andrews to Brussels and back with stopping.

Why would you want to go to Brussels? It's a dump.

That's the beauty of diesel. You can turn round and drive all the way home without stopping.

[oilslick]

Disappointed there's no mention of cadence clutching or folding the back seats down

[mattman]

Didn’t The Moose pack his bags and take his ball home in a big strop when it was clear he wasn’t the Porsche guru he thought he was and others dared to disagree with him?

[B'stard Child]

mattman said:

Didn’t The Moose pack his bags and take his ball home in a big strop when it was clear he wasn’t the Porsche guru he thought he was and others dared to disagree with him?

Still posting on a regular basis so probably no

[67Dino]

Certainly the full range on PH. On the one hand, bullies and bigots peddling the kind of ignorance, misogyny and racism that would normally cause me to avoid a site like the plague. On the other hand amazing levels of expertise, kindness and generosity, doses of wit and good humour, and exposure to ideas and views I rarely find anywhere else. Sometimes from the same people…

[pingu393]

What about people who post the same thing twice?

[pingu393]

What about people who post the same thing twice?

[Easternlight]

AC43 said:

Edderhead said:

People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.

Yes, but....but...but,,,the range is better. It's the....err range.

It's got nothing do with money.

The important thing is that you can drive from St Andrews to Brussels and back with stopping.

But I don't have a passport!?

[Leins]

It was all about the imagine. They just didn’t know it yet