The RSPB need our help - count those bugs!!!!
The RSPB need our help - count those bugs!!!!
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iandbeech

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2,709 posts

287 months

Tuesday 1st June 2004
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Tis true, as part of a scientific survey, they want motorists to count the splattered bugs on number plates, there is apparently a special number plate grid on their website that we can download to do it properly

Edited to add:

www.rspb.org.uk/bugcount/buzz.asp



>>> Edited by iandbeech on Tuesday 1st June 13:40

dds1

1,407 posts

287 months

Tuesday 1st June 2004
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Jesus, they must be joking, i'd be there all day counting after this weekend

i might email them to let them know that at over 130 they are a complete bugger to get off afterwards, that might help the research..

cptsideways

13,880 posts

281 months

Tuesday 1st June 2004
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Fanstasic, do you think a PH bias will bend the figures slightly!

We get swarms of the little nasty green ones, they do a strange soft sounding splat as they hit the screen, millions in the space of a few hundred yards.

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

277 months

Tuesday 1st June 2004
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And todays entry for 'Give an old joke a home' week is:

Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind as it hits the windscreen?

Its arse.

jc8542

234 posts

300 months

Tuesday 1st June 2004
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Results of the Survey are being analysed by Transport 2000,

IF number of bugs on number plate < expected then
Cars and Car pollution is killing off all the bugs leading to ecological disaster and car drivers being enemy number one!
Else If number of bugs on number plate > expected then Cars and Car drivers are killing all the bugs by squashing them to the front of the car, leading to ecological disaster and car drivers being enemy number one!

I love Surveys!!

Special advise was given this morning to make sure that you measured the bugs on the front registration plate!! With my old Polo the results would have been close!!

simpo two

92,646 posts

294 months

Tuesday 1st June 2004
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Speed must affect whether bugs get safely deflected or splatted, yet there's no mention of taking even average speed into account.
And of course the survey will only assess the kind of bugs that fly at 12" above roads - hardly representative of the insect population. I'd say the whole thing is just a bit of fun PR.

pzero64

2,144 posts

270 months

Tuesday 1st June 2004
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Laughed out loud when I heard it on radio 4 this morning. Looking at wifes motor, there are more dead insects on the bonnet and windscreen than my number plate.

condor

8,837 posts

277 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2004
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I think it's more to do with dwindling bird species numbers - an easy way to work out the probable number of bugs around. If you don't get many bugs...then it's probably quite serious and could indicate an excessive pesticide problem - a healthy number of bugs...means everythings OK

farmer

1,287 posts

303 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2004
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condor said:
I think it's more to do with dwindling bird species numbers - an easy way to work out the probable number of bugs around. If you don't get many bugs...then it's probably quite serious and could indicate an excessive pesticide problem - a healthy number of bugs...means everythings OK



Just remember pesticides are expensive and farmers are tight, but the orange blossom midge is having a population explosion so we may need to squirt the little orange blighters next week sadly

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Wednesday 2nd June 2004
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The RSPB has been hijacked by greenfreaks.

They're more concerned with the non-event of global warming than the welfare of birds.

tonto

2,983 posts

277 months

Monday 7th June 2004
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Richard Bashford, RSPB Big Bug Count co-ordinator, explains: 'Despite the importance of insects to birds, there has been little monitoring work. A large-scale study is needed to back up anecdotal suggestions and some scientific evidence that insects have declined.----------------------------------------------------

Of course they have declined, most of them are stuck to my helmet! BIKE HELMET !!!!!

The worst ones are the yellow ones that spread out, always just in your eye line.

The best are ones that you can see coming from 100metres away. Dirty great big things that are so hard that they hit your lid and go 'Doink' and bounce off!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 7th June 2004
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tonto said:
Big Bug Count co-ordinator....

Anyone else having trouble reading/saying that......?


tonto said:
......The best are ones that you can see coming from 100metres away. Dirty great big things that are so hard that they hit your lid and go 'Doink' and bounce off!......


They're called pigeons..........

Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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mybrainhurts said:
tonto said:
......The best are ones that you can see coming from 100metres away. Dirty great big things that are so hard that they hit your lid and go 'Doink' and bounce off!......

They're called pigeons..........

No they're not

V8 Archie

4,703 posts

277 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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Pigeon said:
No they're not
I suppose they always fly up the left hand side of the road .