Chavs / Scroats / Trolls - what's the difference?
Chavs / Scroats / Trolls - what's the difference?
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BCMS

Original Poster:

241 posts

311 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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Chavs / Scroats / Trolls - what's the difference?

plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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No difference between a chav and a scrote. Both mucky urchins to a man.

Trolls however are people who post to deliberatly inflame posters to message boards, such as this...

BCMS

Original Poster:

241 posts

311 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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plotloss said:
such as this...




Not an accusation of trollism I hope?

The reason I ask for definitions is that "Chav" is a new one to me - wondered if it is the same thing as "scroat"?

Surely Derestrictor could provide the best examples of each?

plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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Erroneous comma.

Message boards such as this it should have read.

snorky

2,322 posts

280 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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a Chav is a Pikey with a roof over his head....( Sorry Ben not you mate)

jacko lah

3,297 posts

278 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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snorky said:
a Chav is a Pikey with a roof over his head....( Sorry Ben not you mate)


Generally wearing stolen Burberry Baseball Cap, Swearing at his/her 5 illegitamate kids, driving a car not registered in his/her name, with no tax, insurance or MOT.

Often employed and claiming benefits.

Oh and they lie.

In my search for cheap mk2 cavaliers I've met a few on Northwest Council Estates.

There understanding of VGC even when questioned over the phone leaves something to be desired.

VGC means : The car is a good donor, if you are happy to refurbish every mechanical part on it.

swilly

9,699 posts

303 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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I thought a Scrote was a Chav that got a job robbin an a stealin to beef up the benefits.

Horse_Apple

3,795 posts

271 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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A Chav is a particular type of scrote. As is a Pikey.

A Pikey is a scrote who dwells on a caravan park and is most likely to be of Celtic origins.

A chav is a scrote who wears a particular style of clothing. ie nike tops (often fake) and Burberry hat.

The Chav originated from Chelmsford in the late 80's.

For a full documentation of the Chav please go here: www.chavscum.co.uk/index.html

It is important to know your Chav from your Pikey from your Scrote and from your good honest working man.

Horse_Apple

3,795 posts

271 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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www.chavscum.co.uk/month.html

Check out the wagons further down.

pzero64

2,144 posts

270 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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Chav - never heard of the word untill visiting this site (I always thought lads with beefed up cars were 'Gary Boys').

Live and learn.

Horse_Apple

3,795 posts

271 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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swilly said:
I thought a Scrote was a Chav that got a job robbin an a stealin to beef up the benefits.


That's a Ned innit.

tallbloke

10,376 posts

312 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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Horse_Apple said:
www.chavscum.co.uk/month.html


Pah.

www.sheppeyscum.com

Scroll down the nav bar on the left and hit

'ChavWatch'

morgala

327 posts

277 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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up in the Toon we call them charva(s).

www.charvasoft.com/

morgala

327 posts

277 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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An intellectually inferior specimen often found in large herds, or parliaments, on street corners swigging cider or other cheap, alcoholic beverages accross Newcastle and the North East. Can be identified by horizontally striped (hooped) jumper, burbery cap and obscenely overpriced Rockport boots. Are racist, homophobic, and fearful of any person or persons with an intellect surpassing that of a pencil. Express fear and feelings of inadequacy through violent outbursts, normally aimed at innocent passers by. Favourite pastimes consist of drinking cider, smoking, harassing members of the public, taking drugs, shoplifting, signing on, and burning cars. Thay have a limited vocabulary which mainly consists of phrases somewhere along the lines of:- "Lend,s a taaaab", "Got ennie Shnout" and "Hu the ye lucking at". Particularly inarticulate. Highest concerntrations can be found inhabitting the council estates of Newcastle. When left to their own devices, they breed

shadowninja

79,982 posts

311 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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Troll? Clicky

granville

18,764 posts

290 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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morgala said:
...fearful of any person or persons with an intellect surpassing that of a pencil.


11.3/10 on the chuckle meter.

RossMac

856 posts

270 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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The chavscum site is hilarious.

Saw this pic. This chav must be well confused, "Books? I haven’t finished colouring in my last one. Whats a fee-saw-us?"

ftasb

229 posts

268 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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My how I laughed !!!!
The best web sites I have ever visited. Sheppeyscum was just too good.
It would be better if it was not all so frighteningly true.

pzero64

2,144 posts

270 months

Thursday 1st July 2004
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Are they taking the pi55, or do they really believe in it?