Up the a**e

[chris43]

Driving along minding my own business,in my company car, when, all of a sudden, the cars in front all come to a very fast halt.
I did'nt!!
The result two bent cars!
The problem was caused by a duck in the road and the driver of the front car decided to brake rather than kill the duck, which he did anyway.
I was annoyed as a bystander walked off with the duck!!
Bang goes my dinner.
Hey ho.

[Mobster Raks]

sounds like a quack to me... sorry

[pzero64]

Could be a large bill.

[ultimasimon]

No need to get your feathers ruffled.

[themaskedavenger]

must have driven you quackers

[iaint]

Will they have you up before the Beak for that?

[whitney44]

Was some one egging you on?

[DJFish]

Hope you weren't injured in the crash, would be terrible if you suffered from any Mallardy as a result of the shunt.

[havoc]

Suspect he'll need to repair the wings...

[Tiger]

Get some ABS drakes

[sadako]

You know you really shouldnt Tailgate with wanton aBanton

[Big Al.]

Sh1t, didn't get it on the "web" cam did you?

[lanciachris]

Man. hope the cars not to ducked.

[Nuggs]

Well if people will swan about in their company cars...

[randlemarcus]

And I suppose it'll just be a poultry fine for the dangerous driving?

[flooritforever]

Sounds like you've had a ducking bad day there. But probably not as bad as the guy you goosed. Bet he thought you were a right birdbrain.

[cptsideways]

I bet that ruffled your feathers a bit

[parrot of doom]

Never mind, the scratches will come out like water off a duck's back.

[mybrainhurts]

Hard luck, ducky....

[Raify]

'Canard luck mate.