If your wondering why there is not many flies this year ....

[DennisTheMenace]

Because they are all stuck to me bash hat and bike ,



Cleaned me visor when i left Bath and again at Sparkford , couldnt see feck all when i got back , Just kept hitting clouds of the little sod's ,
Worst thing is ive got some cleaning to do tomorrow

[nelly1]

Ye gods!!!

You Sir, have the filthiest helmet I have ever seen!!!

[slikk]

Heh Heh, and i wondered why my girlfriend wouldnt kiss me when i wore an open face lid !!!!!!!

kim

[anonymous-user]

Good to know you're doing your bit for society, killing the bugs so that we don't have to we salute you

[Nick J]

Open faced Helmet next time?

[DennisTheMenace]

Nick J said:

Open faced Helmet next time?

Sod that , im on a diet ....

[scared but happy]

A303? We came back from Devon this morning and the Scenics windscreen is covered with them. Some of them went with quite a sickening splat as well.

[FourWheelDrift]

Oh my god. !!!!

Think of the Sparrows.

[DennisTheMenace]

FourWheelDrift said:

Oh my god. !!!! Think of the Sparrows.

They will be alright , there is a macdonalds at sparkford .

[DennisTheMenace]

scared but happy said:

A303? We came back from Devon this morning and the Scenics windscreen is covered with them. Some of them went with quite a sickening splat as well.

Yep im in west dorset (beaminster)A303 is a good road , i did have to stop a lorry on podimore roundabout as the lorry on his trailer had a damaged fuel tank and was pissing diesel all over the road ,As for flies i did hit a couple of large ones and you could feel them hitting the helmet with a thud ! also how many points for head butting a bat ?

[fixedwheelnut]

Lord of the Flies

[keithyboy]

DennisTheMenace said:

Nick J said: Open faced Helmet next time? Sod that , im on a diet ....

To quote an old biker mate - "It's not biking unless you're picking bugs outta your teeth afterwards"

[james_j]

One day, the insect population is going to rebel, then there'll be trouble.

[dr bob]

I wonder how many ants it would take to carry off a pistonheader?

Edited by dr bob on Sunday 4th June 06:59

[mxdi]

I wont ask how fast you were going

[rsvmilly]

Same thing happened to me on the way to Le Mans one year. I had to stop to clean the visor as I couldn't see feck all. Five miles later I had to do the same.

[glassman]

Nick J said:

Open faced Helmet next time?

We'll be able to pick out the happiest bikers... the ones with the most dead flies stuck to their teeth.

Edited by glassman on Sunday 4th June 13:56