Stock Tips

[LordGrover]

If this weather keeps up, I'll be buying shares in Shell V-Power and Boots sunscreen (for my baldy bonce).

[blueyonder]

You're right Ian.....lets hope this is the beginning of a great summer

[t40ora]

LordGrover said:

If this weather keeps up, I'll be buying shares in Shell V-Power and Boots sunscreen (for my baldy bonce).

And the tips of the ears. Apparently a very common victim of melanoma and often have to be trimmed off.

[Jay Ayegees]

'ear,'ear!

[Ozzie Osmond]

"Sell in May and go away" is a fine old stock tip for those who favour a seasonal pattern of investing.

[Strawman]

Whatever you do "sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween", and "neither a borrower no a lender be"